Author's Notes: I own none of the characters except for Simon, Serena, and this Ur.
Fairy Tail Guild Hall"Simon Makarov Dragneel, what are you doing here," Lucy exclaimed loudly as she stomped her foot and glared down the aisle at the young redheaded man standing at the other end with his back to her.
"Huh, aunt Lucy," Simon answered with a slight smile as he snapped out of the deep thought that he had just been in, never turning to face the blonde woman standing at the other end of the aisle.
"Don't aunt Lucy me you…you…do you know how long I've been looking for you," Lucy angrily snapped back as she balled up her hands into fists at her side, a burning fire clearly visible in her eyes.
"I'm sorry to have made you worry, I will be sure to punish myself for this error," Simon started to declare with a clenched fist and tone of annoyance at himself in his words before Lucy stopped him again.
"Oh no you don't, punish yourself later already, right now you need to go and help your mother," Lucy interrupted with a very determined and frustrated edge to her words as she hurried forward and grabbed the wizard by the wrist, as she guessed that he was about to punch himself for his mistake.
"My mother, are you sure, I'd think that my talents would not be of use to her right now, I'm not very good at hair and makeup, that's more your territory," Simon replied with a hesitant look to him, something that was odd for the wizard that looked far more like a warrior in his plate armor that stretched head to toe, before Levy swung around the corner.
"There you are Lucy, have you found Simon yet, Erza's really starting to get angry that you're not back yet…Simon…what are you doing here," Levy exclaimed through a large sigh of relief as she came upon the two wizards, momentarily slowing so that she didn't run right out of her dress.
"Just checking things out while it's still quiet in here, but don't worry I'll go see my mother right away, I wouldn't want my favorite aunt to get into trouble on my part," Simon calmly replied with a very genteel smile and salute to the still blue haired woman, though streaks of gray were starting to pepper it.
"Oh that's nice of you to say…hey wait, you meant Levy didn't you," Lucy started to answer with a warm smile before she realized what Simon had said and changed her tone on a dime, clenching her fists tightly at her side and glaring at her nephew.
"You said it I didn't," Simon started to reply with a smile that seemed to say that he was agreeing with the blonde without actually admitting it.
"Easy Lucy, remember this isn't your big day, this is Ur and Serena's, I don't think that the mother of the bride will like it very much if you strangled her oldest son hours before his little sisters wedding," Levy cautioned through slightly quivering lips, knowing full well the depths and heights of her wife's anger if it wasn't kept in check constantly.
"She's right Aunt Lucy, I think the only thing that would ever make my mother more angry than that is if someone were to make her drop her piece of strawberry cake," Simon said with a little shiver at the end, remembering the last and only time that he himself had made that most unfortunate of mistakes. He still had the scar to prove it. Before any of them could speak any further they shared a collective shiver.
"Let's no go there okay, my butt's still sore from the last time that happened, she had your father torch nearly everybody that she even thought had bumped her arm," Levy groaned out loud as she all to vividly remembered the pain that Natsu's errant fireball's had caused that day in the guild.
"Nnh…yeah, my clothes smelled like soot for like a month," Lucy grimaced in addition as she still got upset when she remembered all of the clothes that she had to throw out because that pungent smell just wouldn't come out.
"I remember, you took so many showers I thought that you'd run the whole world dry, my fingers were like all wrinkled up for weeks…but we really should get going, somebody needs to find Natsu so that he doesn't burn the whole place down before his little girl can get married," Levy pointed out clearly before her countenance squelched a bit at the thought of the dragonslayer burning down the entire guildhall whether he intended to or not.
"Yeah, if anything happens to interrupt this wedding Natsu and Erza won't be the only ones that we'll have to worry about, Gray and Juvia will be enough to kill us all for messing up their baby girl's wedding day," Lucy argued back softly with a very worried look before she jumped behind Simon and began to push him out of the guildhall's main room, off towards where his mother was waiting for him.
The Game Room
To say that she thought that this day would never come would be an understatement. She knew that her baby girl wasn't the marrying type since she was a little girl. Most of the rest of her brothers and sisters had already long since married, with some of them having even gone so far as to start families of their own. But Serena was an entirely different matter, she always had been. She was too much like her father in many respects. It had taken him till well into his twenties to figure out which way his heart leaned, even though she knew in her soul that his heart had made up its mind many years before that. The problem had been that his heart and his mind hadn't been on the same page until late.
Serena's problem had never been finding someone that was willing, in fact usually more than willing, to date her. Gifted with the combined physique of her parents Serena Lisanna Dragneel was a sight to behold, even on her worst day. Being a bit bigger across the chest than her mother the youngest Dragneel had more suitors than she had ever known what to do with, though both of her parents agreed that most of those men were not after their youngest daughter's heart. The fact that like her future father in law she had a habit of wearing very little certainly hadn't helped matters. There had even been rumors that she had spent time in some of the seedier establishments about Fioria, though no clear evidence was ever uncovered.
It wasn't until Serena was nearly nineteen that her parents and the rest of the guild learned the truth, though Natsu and Erza had consented to letting her deliver the news herself. When she finally did it had ended up being a lot of worrying over nothing, greatly because she wasn't the first lesbian member of Fairy Tail, and the fact that several of the other guild members had suspected as much for awhile, some for years. Ur's sexuality had taken a bit longer to come to light, however it was just as well known in the end.
"I'm sure Aunt Lucy has found him by now mom, Simon knows not to cross you on your special day," Serena said softly, caught halfway in between trying to cheer her mother up and saying the wrong thing and setting her off, as she pretended to busy herself with some of the pieces of makeup on the table in front of her.
"Serena please, this is your day, yours and Ur's, I've long since had my day in the sun…and stop messing with the makeup, you don't know what to do with half of it anyway," Erza hastily argued back with a rather stern setting of her jaw as she glared at her daughter, who in her mind wouldn't sit still long enough for her to get her hair and makeup done.
"And you do," A cold voice interjected from behind without even the smallest hint of mockery in it, revealing only a little bit of sarcasm.
"Gray, what are you doing here, shouldn't you be helping Ur get ready," Erza commented gruffly as she balled her hands up into fists and glared at the ice wizard through the mirror in front of her.
"Nah I tried that, Juvia got mad and kicked me out," Gray grumbled back while trying to appear as if it didn't bother him, though Serena had known him long enough to see that there was a hint of sadness in his words.
"Gee…whatever for, your sunny disposition," Serena remarked with a slight grin that she kept mostly to herself before her mother cut in.
"So then you thought that you'd just come over and interrupt Serena from getting ready too," Erza answered as she turned around and stood up, coming almost face to face with the ice wizard.
"Nope…wrong, not at all…though I see you haven't lost that look even after seven kids and all these years, man you're scary," Gray hastily uttered as he retreated a couple of steps and ended up pressed back up against the door, fully expecting a punch or something from the current guildmaster, but in the end only getting the stare that even larger and ancient wizards feared.
"It's because she had plenty of practice using it on me and the others Gray," Serena explained with a wary smile as she leaned to the side to look at her future father in law, all the while hoping that Erza wouldn't turn her glare back on her.
"Heh yeah, you should have seen her when she found out she was pregnant for the first time, I thought hat she was going to kill me," Natsu added in with a rather large grin as he ducked his head in just long enough to speak before he was knocked out of the room by a strategically thrown bench.
"Still got the arm to," Gray nervously chuckled after having to bite his lip to not laugh at Natsu getting a faceful of bench, secretly hoping that she wouldn't heave something else of considerable weight in the room in his direction.
"You should go and check on Natsu, make sure that he doesn't have a bruise, it wouldn't do to have the father of the bride," Erza started to say with a forced level of calmness in her words as she brought her temper back under control in an instant, scaring both Serena and Gray, before she opened the door behind him and showed him out.
"Dad will be okay right, you don't think that maybe you should go and check on him," Serena guessed softly with a nervous smile softening her features a bit, hoping that her mother's anger had passed.
"That won't be necessary my little firebug," Erza began speaking, using a nickname that she had given Serena at a very young age when her fire magic had first surfaced, with a calm smile before she continued, "Besides if you think that was bad you should have seen your father after I hit him with an entire building."
"Huh…you didn't, what'd he do to deserve that," Serena asked curiously, as she didn't think that she'd heard that story before, and wanted to know what had happened.
"Well turn back around and I'll tell you, we have a little bit more time before the wedding anyway, I guess we've got time…and you really should hear the truth from me rather than have your father mangle the past…again," Erza ordered her youngest daughter before she pulled up a chair behind her and got back to helping her put her make up on. The story told itself.
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Author's Note: This is just a quick one-shot, not perfect but just something that I cobbled together. Sure Natsu and Erza have a lot of kids here but I doubt that anybody could or would say no to Erza if she was in the mood for one and I think that the two of them would be a fiery combination. They do seem to both take particular exception when the other is attacked and are the one that each other trusts to protect their friends and the guild if they should fall. I'm not saying that I think that Lucy or Levy are lesbians, I just think that it's not to much of a stretch if any of the characters for it to be them. As always reviews are greatly appreciated. Thank You.