Prologue

"So I was thinking-"

"You can think?"

"Shaddup! And yes I can! Anyways, I was thinking we could hit every bank from here to california, setting a new record in the group."

"Pfft, that could never work, could it?"

"It totally could bro, and I know just the place to start."

"Where?"

"The biggest bank around, The Alabama safe."

~Chapter one, Part 1: A mighty fine crew~

Willis and Jack strolled into a pub, looking for the toughest, meanest guys around.

"Hey Jack, look at that guy over there, in the corner. He looks tough enough for the job!" Willis whuispered. Jack looked over at the guy in the corner. He had muscles, and looked pretty in shape.

"Good job, Willis. We can hire him, and then start the mission." Jack repled.

Jack and Willis hired the man, then set off back to base.

~Chapter one, part two~

"Your top secret base is an abandoned candy store?" The new guy asked.

"I like it here, I got a coupon!" Willis replied, waving a coupon around in the new guy's face. Jack satted Willis away, and layed out the blueprints to the bank.

"Here's the door, around the back, there's a giant safe where they keep the money. There are cameras lining the place. It should take forever to get past them, but after that, we're home free." Jack explained. "What's your name, new guy?"

"Jetpak." New guy replied. Willis tackled Jetpak, shoving cotton candy into his mouth. Jetpak kicked Willis away from him, and spat out the candy.

"Your friend, is he alright in the head?" Jetpak asked.

"Nobody knows. I think he isn't." Jack sighed.

*an hour later, or maybe 30 minutes. Just get back to the story!*

Jack looked up at the security cameras lining the 100 foot tall safe.

"I didnt think there were that many, Jetpak." Jack looked around for Jetpak. "Jetpak? Where are you?" he asked. Willis pointed at a dark shape scaling the safe at an inhuman pace.

"I found him!" Willis exclaimed.

Jetpak pulled out a pistol, and shot down every security camera, then climbed over the top of the safe, looking down below at the contents.

"Um, Jack? You'd better have a look at this." Jetpak called. Jack scaled the safe slowly, and finally reached the top, looking down below into the contents.

There were a million clear glass cells, each with its own inmate. Each inmate looked exactly like Willis.

A/N: Sorry I couldnt do this before, so I'm doing this now.

Jack: Jack has short dark brown hair, olive skin, and maroon eyes. He has fair skin, and is slightly muscular. He has a serious and grim personality, and only cares for his adoptive little brother, Willis. He wears a white hoodie, and black pants with red sneakers and a sharktooth shaped mood necklace around his neck.

Willis: (a human GIR) Willis has short silvery-grey hair, and big blue eyes that just seem like the most adorable eyes on the planet. He has light apricot colored skin, and long legs. He wears a green GIR hoodie with the eyes, ears, and stitches just like the real GIR, with black sleeves. He wears black pants and black shoes. He is usually smiling, and doing random things.

Jetpak: Jetpak has skin the color of warm chocolate, and hazel eyes. With his skin tone, the hazel appears as gold. He has muscles as described, and is in shape. He is serious, and thinks Willis is really weird. He has an unnatural ability to climb things at an inhuman pace. He wears a black hoodie and black jeans on white shoes with a white undershirt.