Chapter 1 The terrible story.

Jayfeather: WARRIORS NOT SMILINGPANDA's! * Runs in crazed circles and eats stick*

smilingpanda: Yes… 0o In this fanfic, cats have laptops!

Firestar woke up and immediately pulled out his dark blue laptop. He logged into Gmail- he had one message, from . The message read:

Dear Fireystar22,

FREE Microsoft Word download!

"Ooooh!" Firestar said. Nobody else had Microsoft Word, that was for sure! Firestar clicked the download button. In less than a minute, Microsoft word downloaded to his laptop. "How do I use this…" he asked himself. Firestar clicked the Microsoft Word icon. A notice popped on the screen. It asked if Firestar wanted a tutorial. "Heck no!" Firestar said. He could figure it out! Finally, Firestar started typing. Sandstorm stuck her head into Firestar's den. "Firestar, would you… hey, what are you doing?" she asked. Firestar was too busy typing. After a while, he said "Come back later, when I finish." And so, she did. "I want you to see it first, before I show it to the clan."

BREAK TIME (this is the time Sandstorm took to recover herself)

BREAK OVER! THNX!

"Honey, this is um, terrible!" Sandstorm finally said. "WHAT?" Firestar screeched. He snatched the laptop from his mate's paws. On the screen was Firestar's story. It went like this-

"Wonce in the frest ther waas a heero namde Fi0rerw6star. Ter was dis bad kitty cat n9endmed Tigrestt5ar. He ws a reel meeenyand he treed to keel Frstar and a bunchk of oter warrers but da heero namde Firestttar57, he stoopeddd theee bad anevil Tigresttar and heee saved teh deey and Tigreestra was kiiled by anoter meeeny namred Scroooge . The kittees all liveed happiltt xpet Tirgetsrat cuz hw waz kiled by Scrouge."

"IT LOOKS FINE!" Firestar yowled. His mate looked at him with sympathy. Oh, poor Firestar! He tried so hard! " Firestar, you can type so well on Facebook! Why is this so different?" Sandstorm asked. " I- I don't know!" he wailed. " Well, I'll help! Don't worry, we'll make this something to be proud of." Sandstorm said, reassuring her mate. Firestar nodded sulkily. He closed Microsoft word, and logged into Gmail. He had one email. It was from somebody named TheSHADOWtiger. Firestar opened it hesitantly. Sandstorm read over his shoulder. All over the forest, you could probably hear Firestar scream "OH MY GOD!"

Well this first chapter is done! Did you like? Review! NO flaming.