Jaspers story YAY!

"JASPER! JASPER!" Emmett yelled, and burst through the door, literally, breaking it.

"What?" I said, annoyed.

"I HAVE A SHOELACE!" He screamed.

"That's great Emmett. Now, why don't you go PLAY with your new shoelace and then hmm well I dunno... LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN SULK!?"

"OK!" He ran through the wall.

I sighed and started painting my nails black (again). Edward walked in, "Jasper." He said.

"What!?"

"Dude Alice just destroyed that motorcycle" He looked a little worried.

"OH crap!" I said, getting up, "ALICE!" I screamed, running through the broken door.

Alice was in the garage, "Whoops" she said.

"WHAT DID YOU DO!?"

"Well um... I ran it over with my Porsche..." She looked at the Porsche.

"Alice" I said, my voice low and dangerous, "If you don't fix the damn thing I WILL DESTROY YOUR PORSCHE!" I screamed.

"Ok OK!" She said, "But I think I'm out of money..."

Yea this is the beginning. I promise it's gonna get way way way better.

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