A peddler on the streets of Agrabah was looking at us and said "Ah Welcome Welcome, my friends and I got something for you to see and It can be yours for the right price and I know what you are thinking It's just an ordinary lamp. What can it possible do? Well that's were you are wrong my friends it once changed the life of a young man and his friends the young man named was Aladdin and his friends was none other the Moe Larry and Curly. Would you like to hear the tale? It all started in the dark night with some dark men with and peruse.
The three men were Jaheem the visitor to the stuten of Arurgbah and along with his two henchmen Abbott and Costello and they were waiting for a thief who was riding his house to them and Jaheem said "You're late." Then the thief said "A thousand apologize oh painted one." Then he asked so you have it?" The thief said "I had to slate a few troths but I got it." Then after Jaheem had his pet vulture gripped it from him he then said "You'll get what's coming to you." Then Abbott whispered to Costello "Yeah A knife to the back." Then Costello said "Say Abbott how come we are always being the bad guys in these fan fics?" Then Abbott said "The Stooges need their own antagonists to deal with." Then the Jaheem put the two items together and it turns in to a golden glowing scarped and flew to a low side of a mountain and the men followed and the scarped reviled the cave of wonders as a giant tiger head who said "Only those few can enter here those who's worth lies fare with in a diamond in the rough."
Then the thief entered but he was less then worthy and was sunk in to the sand and disappeared along with the tiger head. Then Abbott said "Well he wasn't worthy." Then Costello said "Now what do we do?" Then Jaheem said " It's simple if we ever going to get that lamp we need to find this diamond in the rough." Then we cut to the next day as we see Aladdin who is running from some guards on top of a building when he steals some bread and the leader of the guards said "Stop thief! This time I'll have your hands as a trophy street rat!" Then Aladdin said "All this over a loft of bread?" Then he jumped off but safely landed on some laundry and the leader of the guards shouted "You won't get away so easily!" Then Aladdin said "You think that was easy?" Then he wear a disguise and then meet up with his long time friends Moe Larry and Curly who were also in disguise and the Moe whispered "Getting in to trouble a littler early are we Aladdin?" Then Aladdin said "Trouble me? No. And what about you guys your not getting in to trouble your self's right?" Then Larry said "Of couse no we..." But before he can continue they all heard an angry voice not to far that shouted "Where are those swelters!? They soled us fake jews!"
Then Curly said "Well maybe a little." Then Aladdin said "Yeah relax Guys we're only in trouble when we get cough." Then the leader of the guards gapped them and said "Got ya!" Then Aladdin said "We're in trouble." Then The leader of the guards said "And this time (Moe then poked him in the eyes) Ouch!" Then they ran off. Later that night they got away from the guards and were now at their home and apportion old shack and in there they were having their food that Aladdin stooled and then Moe asked Curly "Say what did you do with the money?" Then Curly said "Oh I threw it out of my pockets so I'd run faster." That made Moe mad and then he slapped poked, and clunked Curly while saying "You idiot you! Those our ill gotten gain and you threw them out what's a matter with you!?"
Than after Moe was finished Larry asked "Say fellas how long are we going to life like bumps I mean having to steal food con money, and having a bad ruff over our heads? I getting tired of this life were living in." Then Aladdin said "Hey Don't worry Larry some day we'll be living in the place just you wait and if that day ever happens well no longer have to live like this. No more stealing no more conning, and no more lily ruffs." Then Curly said "Yeah and no more guards chancing us. I'm getting fed up with that to. When we live like royalty people will be starting to treat us with respect." Then Moe rolled his eyes and said "Quite living in the clouds you guys that will never happened we're doomed to leave this life of misery. People like us we don't get breaks like the people that live in the place do. I mean look at us having to steal food and con money just to serves and compiling about it is not going to make it easy on us."
Them Aladdin said "Come on Moe don't give up so easily someday our luck will turn around you'll see." When he was saying all that he and the others were looking at the place and imaging their dreams were coming true Moe having money to count Larry having his own violent and play in front of royalty and Curly eating some food and Aladdin he just setting on a thorn relaxing. Then Moe snapped out of it and then said "We're getting our hopes up to high! There's is no way no how that were going to be living big at the place. I mean it's not like our big opportunity is not going to just walk up to us tomorrow wearing a dark black ropes!"