"Medusa? I hated her! So pretty! And you and her were making out... in my sacred temple! What is wrong with you?" Athena raged.
"Like you said, she was pretty! She, apparently, thought the same about me. You're just jealous because you could never be that beautiful!" Poseidon responded.
"You just called yourself pretty. What kind of man says that? Are you a man?" Athena questioned.
"I could prove it, but I don't feel like it. I don't. Aren't you supposed to be- I don't know- smartness? Or books. I'm not sure. But isn't your brain suppose to be full of knowledge?" Poseidon asked.
"Unlike yours," Athena insulted him.
"Snap! Oh man!" Ares commented laughing.
"Shut up! I'm trying to listen!" Aphrodite hissed.
"Sorry. It just had to be done!" Ares apologized.
"I know stuff! I don't have anger issues, though," Poseidon continued. "You make Medusa a monster. What happens? People die. You make a spider. What happens? People die. You know why you made all that stuff? Because you overreacted to something that wasn't important!"
"Medusa swore she wouldn't get married or have a boyfriend. What did she do? Disobey my orders!" Athena carried on.
"Shut up, people! I am the god of thunder, king of all gods-"
"And goddesses," Hestia added.
"And goddesses, the best of the best... I am Zeus!" Zeus introduced dramatically. "Now that we have that settled, I have important news."
"You're shaving your beard? No, nothing too crazy... shaving your head?" Demeter guessed.
"No. I'm making you pay rent! Isn't this important?" Zeus told them.
"Good thing you didn't say exciting. Because this isn't exciting. This is terrible!" Aphrodite cried.
A loud murmur came from the bunch.
"Silence! I am epic unlike the rest of you! Now, I am being generous and sparing you one week of rent. If you don't have the money by then, you will feel my wrath!" Zeus continued. "Oh, and Hera gets immunity."
"What? That's not fair!" everyone complained.
"Farewell, my servants- I mean friends!" Zeus disappeared with Hera.
"I won't stand for it!" Hermes declared.
"We just might as well go to Hades' place! I bet he doesn't make his people pay rent!" Hestia suggested sarcastically.
"You know what... that's a great idea! Hestia, you're a genius!" Athena complimented.
"Huh? I mean- yeah, totally genius! I'm super smart, but for what?" Hestia asked, confused.
"We can just go to Hades' place and live there instead. We won't pay stupid rent that we don't need to pay for anyway and... um, yay!" Athena finished.
They went to the Underworld and saw Hades.
"You guys are already dead? Where's Zeus? I wanna laugh in his face!" Hades asked.
"Do you make people pay rent?" Ares asked.
"No. Why would I do that?" Hades was confused.
"We're not dead, but we're moving in!" Apollo explained.
"Let me show you to your rooms."
Hades guided them around.
"Wow, so beautiful!" Poseidon murmured, stunned.
"Oh, that's not yours! These are mine and Persephone's. Duh! How could I forget? These are your rooms."
Hades pointed to what looked like prison cells.
"What? I have a toilet that looks better than this! And it's a Porta-Potty!" Athena fumed.
"Well, the others are mine. Stay here or pay rent. Your choice," Hades pointed out.
Aphrodite snapped her fingers and a nice bed appeared.
"Make yourselves at home," Hades mocked, receiving icy glares.
As the gods and goddesses were making themselves at home, they all wondered the same thing: Is this worth it?
On Mt. Olympus...
"Poseidon! Poseidon! Where are you?" Zeus called.
He wanted Poseidon to put some water in his fishbowl, so his fish, Thunder and Lightning, wouldn't die.
Hera was watching a soap opera.
'Oh, Regina! Please stay with me, I wouldn't want you to get hurt!'
'Oh, Reginald! I'm just going to turn on the stove! It's not that dangerous!'
"Stay with him! You are going to get hurt! I just know it!" Hera told the TV.
'Ow! My poor stubbed toe! It hurts! Oh, Reginald!'
'Regina stay with me! It's going to be okay! I'll take you to the hospital!'
Hera was dabbing her eyes.
"This is so sad! Waaaaaaaaa!" Hera wailed.
"Hera, honey. Can you come here?" Zeus called.
She paused the soap opera.
"Good. You're here! Where is everyone?" Zeus asked.
"Didn't you read their letter? They don't want to pay rent."
"But I want money! And friends!" Zeus pouted.
"We have to sacrifice something at some points in our lives. Like people used to sacrifice their sheep! Just for me! I was deeply flattered."
"Fine, but where are they?" Zeus asked.
At Hades' Place...
"Okay we're having a feast. So look nice!" a skeleton servant informed the guests.
They all went to the dining room.
"So, today we're having a... PIZZA PARTY!" Hades yelled as pizza boxes appeared.
"WOOOOO!"
Hades turned on the radio.
Loud music filled the room.
Everyone was dancing while eating pizza.
"Come on, man! You can do it! Come on! A little lower... yes!" the gods cheered.
They were playing limbo.
"Come on, come on, come on, come on... yes! You go girl! Yeah! Woo!" the goddesses cheered.
It, then, went on to a game of truth or dare.
"Okay, my turn! Poseidon, is it true that you've had a crush on Aphrodite for- I don't know- the past million years?" Athena asked.
Poseidon looked embarrassed.
"Man, I should've picked dare! Fine, sure!" Poseidon admitted.
"Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!" Ares commented.
"Shut up!" Aphrodite hissed to Ares.
"Sorry. It just had to be done!" Ares apologized.
After everyone was embarrassed, they went to bed.
At 12:00 at night...
"Aphrodite! Watch this!" Poseidon whispered.
He had a bucket of water above Athena's head.
Aphrodite giggled as quietly as she could.
He poured out the water on Athena.
" POSEIDON I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU TOO APHRODITE!" Athena screamed angrily.
"This is priceless!" Poseidon guffawed.
"What is going on in here? Up at 12:00! Unacceptable!" Hades scolded.
"HE POURED WATER ON ME!" Athena kept on screaming.
"Now, now let's not fight. Let's be nice to each other."
"HE POURED WATER ON MY HEAD!" Athena screamed still.
In the morning on Mt. Olympus...
"Waaaaaaaaaaa! Thunder! Lightning! Nooooooo!" Zeus yelled.
His fish died.
"I need to get my friends back!" Zeus realized.
He went to Hades' Place for some reason. He just had a feeling.
He knocked on Hades' door.
"Hello?" Poseidon answered.
"Hello, brother! I not making you pay rent anymore! Exciting!" Zeus informed.
"Yeah, about that..." Poseidon started.
"Get out! Now! I can't stand you people! Stop messing with my stuff!" Hades yelled.
"I didn't know you had a tutu!" Aphrodite said as she and others were being pushed out the door.
"Shut up!" Hades yelled.
"Yeah, we're coming!" Poseidon continued.
On Mt. Olympus...
"So good to be home!" Demeter sighed.
"My bed! Oh, I missed you!"Aphrodite crooned.
"Hey, Zeus can we have a pizza party?" Artemis asked.
"No. It gets too crazy when we have a party!" Zeus explained.
"Oh, well! It's great to be at home base!" Poseidon smiled.
End of episode 1.