jake sat at his computer writing a hot fanfiction of karassasy. his computer happened to be a glorious maiden of nepkatia, and denied any saving of that fanfiction. jake whispered to his monitor "u think this is a fuking game," the monitor seemed to shudder "cuz i dont." and jake slowly caressed the power button of compy. '0h 1ha1 feels grea1 bby' it beeped out. jake looked confused for a moment, but then realized this was a jacboob fanfiction. he slowly rubbed her power button until she moaned the similar tune of 'windows update'... this turned jake on more than imaginable. jake started fingering her usb port until she sprayed circuitry all over his soft touch. "ye u lik that baby cuz i kno u do" he whispered into her monitor. and he slowly unzipped his pants... "so heres how its gonna go... im gona stuf my floppy disk into ur disc drive?" and he did.. "BOOP BEEP DISC UNRECOGNIZED" compy cooed as he pressed into her. "dont play hard to get" he whispered. he started pounding her until her video manager flooded the screen. "mmm... fast forward..." he slyly whispered. and in that moment i swear they were robots. they began slamming each other like poker players. "GRAND SLAM BABY!" he would scream when his man mustard exploded into her internal computing devices. '404' she moaned as he pounded the usb port with his massive chicken strip. 'will that be all for your order sir' he whispered in a girly voice. "yES BUT CAN I GET A SENIOR DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNTTTTTT TTTTT" he screamed as he violated all of her components. her mouse fell on the floor. jake quickly picked it up and decided to have a little fun with it.
*20 minutes later*
jake lay on the floor, with the mouse cord sticking out of his rusty ronald, and compy sat on the desk, whispering 'low battery power' at jake. but jake didnt care. he was as soulless as a pig. in fact, i said pig, and that reminded him. he needs to eat her out. jake slowly ripped off her cpu, and ate it like crunchy bacon. 'yum' he mumbled. and by the time of writing this, jakes belly is the shape of a monitor. jake sure knos how to eat out a girl, mm.
THE END...
for now...