Ways 2 annoy Orochimaru

by The Dark Falcon

Ok if u liked my other stories about annoying people/villians you'll like this 20 ways to make orochimaru take u to court because of his fraustrations of these simple but humous ways to annoy him I hope u enjoy I will cuntiue with 15 or 10 revieiws.

Ways 2 annoy Orochimaru

Call him snake face.

Put make-up on him while he's sleeping.

Not even a million years of plastic surgery could fix that face.

Ask him how the dinosaurs died out and say by looking at his face.

Shave him bald.

Put him in a lime and pink two-too.

So when are you going to ask Tsunade out we all know you want her.

Scatter his cloths all over the sound village.

Give him a momma tattoo on his arm.

Dye his hair bright orange.

Put Orochimaru lost his puppy signs across the sound village.

Tell him that you think you know why he's so mad because his boyfriend dumped him.

Tell him that he needs a mommy very, very badly.

Put him in a moomoo.

Ask him if Voldemort is his bro or what?

Ask him why he likes snakes so much like what's his deal?

Change his wardrobe so it is the same as Ino's.

Do the same as 17 but Naruto's wardrobe.

Put him in high school as a freshman.

Get him one free year of hip-hop lessons.