Hell my dudes!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Yeah! My first Shu solo fic. This is going to be crazy! Nothing is right to do this kind of thing.. Oh well, It's worth to try..
Who knows? It's not really that bad. Ok Shut me up!
Is that Embarassing?
A winter day in Shu, there are no schedule for a war since Wei (Wei died if you know) vanished and Wu have some vacation. Oh dear, like I said some story.. Thegenerals arehaving their conversation in the Halls because it's really boring.
Liu Bei: My friends, I don't know what to say but...
Guan Yu: But what brother?
Liu Bei: I'm so bored!
Zhang Fei: You're not the only one.. Look at the others.
Half of them gets sleepy.
Liu Bei: Oh!
Zhang Fei: You see?
Zhuge Liang: My lord can I have a simple request?
Liu Bei: Go ahead.
Zhuge Liang: What if.. We talk about things?
Yue Ying: Like what my husband?
Guan Yu: Yeah..
Zhuge Liang: Tell what is the Embarassing thing happend with each other.
Zhang Fei: But why?
Zhuge Liang: To know the real thing.
Liu Bei: What is that thing?
Zhuge Liang: The EMBARASSING THING MY LORD..
Liu Bei: Ok? Let me think of it..
After 20 minutes..
Liu Bei: Ok! I accept.
Yue Ying: Eh.. Are you sure my husband?
Zhuge Liang: (nooded)
Guan Yu: Wake those fools..
WAKE UP!
Zhao Yun: HUH!
Ma Chao: What was that?
Wei Yan: I...Wake...Fuck...That..
Huang Zhong: (crying) Oh my, you ruined my Dream!
Guan Ping: What's you dream anyway?
Huang Zhong: Ladies are entertaining me!
All except Huang Zhong: Uggggh!
Xing Cai: You are creepy!
Pang Tong: An old man like you have no right to dream like that!
Yue Ying: Caskets..
Liu Bei: Graves..
Wei Yan: Death..
Ma Chao: Right! That's more gorgeous!
Jiang Wei: What happend?
All: Huh?
Jiang Wei: Oh hi!
Zhuge Liang: That's enough.. We have a little heart to heart talk.
Jiang Wei: Really prime minister?
Zhao Yun: Sounds silly..
Guan Ping: Yeah!
Xing Cai: I love it!
Liu Bei: So please, go to the library.
At the Library..
Jiang Wei: Oooh! I just love heart matter!
Zhuge Liang: Wait and see.
Liu Bei: So how's gonna be?
Zhuge wrote all of the generals name..
Zhuge Liang: If one of you has picked, tell your embarassing moments, things you've done to each member.
Ma Chao: What if not?
Zhuge Liang: I have some special treat for you.
Jiang Wei: Like what?
Zhuge Liang: You will know it later.
Guan Yu: Lets start!
Zhuge Liang: My lord, please pick one name.
Liu Bei picked one and gave to Zhuge..
Zhuge Liang: Ok.. Huang Zhong, you have picked. Tell us your embarassing things you've done to us.
Huang Zhong: Oh god..
I just thought, It's like Truth or Consequence but different. I don't know... Sort of. R&R if you don't want to send to somewhere.. Haha
kidding.. :(