One day, Matt and Mello were on top of a skyscraper, along with a garbage can, an emo school bus, a dinosaur, the moon, and a flower. What exactly was this peculiar group doing on the rooftop of a skyscraper? I really don't know. How did they get there? I don't know that either. Anyways, somehow along in the story, Matt and Mello ended up kissing. The garbage can turned out to be a gay basher, and laughed, so Mello repeatedly shot at it, sending it flying off of the skyscraper, and resulted in the death of a pimp and two of five whores whose death's will be mourned later. The moon, frightened of Mello, decided to announce that it was time for a random booty call with the Sun, and the emo school bus commited suicide, killing the remaining three whores, and squashing the pimp and the first whores even more. Unfortunatley, the wake of the bus dragged the flower down, and the only things remaining on the roof were Matt, Mello and the dinosaur. Anyways, the dinosaur, who weighed too much fell 123 stories, down to the ground, and created a path for Matt and Mello that lead to a stage. The two made their way to the stage and BAM!
"Welcome to super happy fun-time®!!"
What a bitch-slap to the face! Anyways, Matt and Mello are the only two on the show right now! I am Rika, your host! The object of this is to have fun with the cast of DN! Right now, Matty and Mello are the only ones, but earn enough points and new characters and stages will be unlocked!
AN: lolz this is just the beginning! I can't do the show without reviews! Cookies for reviewers! Sayonara!