Title: Sub Arbore
Author: Ivy Crane (Kay) and Beth (Charity)
Disclaimer: JER and JK Rowling own everything not me.
A/N: This is all (or most) of the Passions characters as Harry Potter characters. What magical things can happen under the tree? That's for me to know and you to find out. Here is a list of all of the Passions characters and whom they portray. If the Harry Potter character isn't on there then that means they play themselves. Hope you enjoy. All of the spells and even the title are Latin see if you can guess what they mean.
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Harry Potter- Miguel Potter
Hermione Weasley- Kay Weasely
Ron Granger- Reese Granger
Ginny Weasley- Jessica Weasely
Draco Malfoy- Fox Malfoy
Vernon Dursley- TC Dursley
Petunia Dursley- Grace Dursley
Dudley Dursley- Simone Dursley
Arthur Weasley- Sam Weasley
Molly Weasley- Ivy Weasley
Bill Weasley- Noah Weasley
Percy Weasley- Ethan Weasely
Fred and George Weasley- Abbie and Skye Weasely (2 Crane girls)
Charlie Weasley- Serena Weasley (another Crane girl)
Albus Dumbledore- Alistair Dumbledore
Minerva McGonagall- Rebecca McGonagall
Severus Snape- Luis Snape
Professor Flitwick- Antonio Flitwick
Madam Hooch- Sheridan Hooch
Dobby- Cecil
Winky -Cracked Connie
Lord Voldemort- Lady Tabitha
Nagini (Snake)- Timmy
Lucius Malfoy- Julain Malfoy
Narcissa Malfoy- Suzanne Malfoy
Gregory Goyle- Whitney Goyle
Ruby Hagrid- Beth
Crabbe- Chad
Fleur Delacour- Charity Delacour
Remus Lupin (best Harry Potter character ever!)- David Lupin
Peter 'Wormtail' Pettigrew- Theresa Pettigrew
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It was a dark night on Privet Drive, everyone was sleeping except for a young man living the house labeled number 4 Privet drive. Miguel Potter had woken from a vivid dream about Lady Tabitha or how most people in his world referred to her as You-Know-Who. In the dream she had been wearing a sexy little red lingerie just the same one that Professor Rebecca McGonagall had been wearing one night last year when she tried to seduce him. Instead of the person wearing it trying to rape him he was going along willingly. He tried to remember the events of the dream but it was slipping away much like water in the palm of your hand.
He glances at the clock seeing the numbers 5:00 dance brightly in the green light. He sits straight up in his bed "Today's my birthday," he said glad for once in his life that it was. For, this year he vowed not to be ignored he was going to have his birthday celebrated whether it was by force or not.
He hopped out of bed and ran to his Uncle T.C. and his Aunt Grace's room. "Uncle T.C. Aunt Grace! Wake up it's my birthday! Wake up! It's my 15th birthday and you're not going to ignore this one so wake up!" Grace woke up and started screaming a banshee. T.C. jumped out of bed and grabbed his gun and pointed at Miguel. "You idiot," T.C. cried, "What the Hell do you think you're doing?" He said as he lowered his gun. "Today's my birthday! You've ignored 13 others but you're not going to ignore this one!" Miguel shouted. Grace looked at her watch and then looked up at him with a look of anger on her face. "You f*cking retard! It's July 29th (My b-day!) not July 31st!" Miguel's face fell "Oh he said I'm sorry."
Then all of a sudden the house began to shake. Miguel cowered in a corner while T.C. screamed and jumped into Grace's arms. The door slammed open and off of its hinges. A monstrously fat girl walked in the room shoving her face full of cake. "Who dared to wake me up?" Simone shouted cake and spit flying all over Grace. Grace rushed over to Simone to try to prevent one of Simone's infamous temper-tantrums. Just last week Simone had had a hissy-fit because the back-to-back Law & Order episodes had been cancelled for War coverage. Simone had gone on a rampage and knocked the wood covering the fireplace off, destroyed the TV where Tom Brokaw was reporting from New York City, crushed her Law & Order: Dead on the Money computer game, and ripped up her Law & Order: The Female ADAs of One Hogan Place calendar (something all lesbians needed).
"Shhhhhh, it's okay muffin! Stupid Miguel thought today was his birthday, but it's not. Since we're all up, I'll make us breakfast. Miguel looked at his aunt thinking she's even crazier than I am, making breakfast at five in the morning! Miguel started to go down the stairs when he felt more cake crumbs being sprayed across his back.
"Hey, retard!" Simone yelled. "You woke me up! What can I do to you now? I know I'll sit on you!" Miguel screamed and ran down the stairs as fast as he could. Simone "ran" down the stairs (which, to us, is going as slow as possible) until a sickening crash was heard. Miguel, TC, and Grace all rushed over to the stairs and found a huge hole in the stairs. Simone had crashed through the stairs to the cupboard that had once been Miguel's room. Grace and TC rushed to Simone's aid, which was, to Miguel's perspective, fine, just a little shaken up. TC attempted to pull Simone out, but fell in. Grace then tried to pull out her husband and daughter, but she, too, fell in. Miguel just shook his head and went to open the door. TC and Grace toppled out, but to their dismay Simone was unable to come out the door. Being the stupid, fat, lazy people they were, TC and Grace just went to make breakfast for Simone.
Aside from Simone being stuck in the cupboard, everything went normally. Until, that is, the phone call came.
The phone rang at about 8:00, and Grace went to pick it up, forcing Miguel to carry the twelve dishes of steak and eggs to Simone to keep her quiet.
"Yes, well, I don't see how...I mean, aren't I a little old...oh, well, thank you doctor," Grace said as she hung up the phone.
"Who was that, honey?" TC asked, his eyes full of concern.
"That was the doctor. We need to talk, to Simone, too." Grace said walking over to the cupboard where Miguel was handing over all of the plates of steaks and eggs.
"Simone Honey," Grace said trying to get the girls attention away from stuffing her face. "I'm pregnant."
Those two simple words had a huge affect on the whole family; Miguel dropped the plate he was about to hand over to Simone, Simone threw one of her plates and it hit T.C. right in the face causing him to be knocked unconscious. The whole house shook as Simone started to throw a temper tantrum. Miguel seized the moment to run up the stairs and gather all of his belongings.
He ran to the fireplace, started a fire, threw in some Floo-powder which Mr. Weasley had given him incase he was ever in trouble and needed to get out. From the crashing down of the wall that kept Simone in the cupboard he figured that this would be the best time to use it. "The Burrow," he shouted right before he stepped in and closed his eyes to keep himself from being sick. There was a huge jolt and he was sent to the floor of the Weasleys' kitchen.
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A/N: That was my first chapter. I hope you like it. The next chapter will be more like the real Harry Potter. Please R/R reviews are my best friend. And see if anyone can guess what the title of the story is.
Love Kay and Charity!