Chibi Explosion
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Animes in this... Because people richer then me are better at drawing... There... Happy? I SAID IT! (Enjoy the Fan-fic!)
It was a rainy night and everyone was in Roy's room sitting all over the place… Everyone was scattered all over the room… Snooping through Roy's belongings…
Roy: Stop you guys! –Roy said while chasing Havoc around-
Jean: Love notes? Oh? What's this! What's this! "I love R-"
Roy: QUIT IT! –Roy pounced on Havoc and snatched the paper away- Give me this!
Jean: But I was about to read the best part!
Roy: Like hell you were! Damn it Breda! Don't get into my underwear.
Breda: -wearing Roy's underwear over his pants- Look at me! I'm super Roy!
Riza, Maes, Havoc, Ed, Al, Kain and Fallman: -Snickers-
Roy: Argh… YOU GUYS!
Edward: What's the matter sparky? Don't like it?
Roy: -Eye Twitch- S-Sparky? Alright shrimp! I've been holding in for a while. Seems how you're small… But now… It's the end of the line! –He slapped on his gloves-
Edward: W-What are you gonna do! Pull a Michael Jackson on me!
Roy: SHUT UP! –Thwacks Ed in the face- Don't ever call me Michael Jackson!
Riza: Calm down sir… He's only being a kid.
Roy: YOU WANT SOME! –Glares at Riza-
Riza: Sure… -pulls out gun- Bring it on.
Roy: Never mind!
Riza: Thought so…
Armstrong: Looking through the colonel's personal belongings is a technique passed down the Armstrong line o-
Roy: GET OFF THAT!
Armstrong: -puts Game Boy down-
Out of nowhere a random girl popped in through the door… A cute young looking girl who was freezing cold and wet… It was… No! Not her! It's… It's! KATE! AHHHHH!
Kate: I'm soo… Cold… -grips shoulders and shakes constantly-
Edward: Who the Hell are you?
Kate: -shakes off like a dog- I am… THE ULTIMANTE... KATE-CHAN!
Kay: And I'm Kayla! Roy's number one fan! –Walks over to Roy- How are you today?
Roy: I er...
Ally: -Jumps out of nowhere- And I'm Allyson! –Waves-
Aubrey: Hi! I'm Aubrey -waves very slowly-
Tiffany: Why am I here? -Shrugs- Oh well... I'm Tiff
Edward: Of all buildings, why the heck did you choose here?
Kate: I dunno... I just saw a big building and presumed it was a police station… And then when I came in people were like... "HEY YOU CAN'T GO DOWN THERE! THAT'S A RESTRICTED AREA TO CIVILIANS!" or somethin' like that... But with Me, Kay, Ally, Aubrey and Tiff's power, we just broke through with our cute girl ness.
Kay: I'm not THAT girly...
Aubrey: I WEAR ROSE NOT PINK!
Kate: Whatever… Soo... We came across you dudes and... Dudettie… And of course we know you… But you don't know us… -shrugs- So that's it...
Roy: -nods- Indeed... But mind telling me, WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM!
Kate: Oh that? I don't know really…
Roy: May I please ask that you get out now?
Kate: -Glares at Roy- Not unless I get my Ed…
Roy: Deal! -pushes Ed in front of Kate- Take him!
Ed: -Shoved in front of Kate- HEY!
Zoë: Hi! Ed's mine! Thank you! -Snatches Ed-
Ellie: Nuh-Uh! Ed's mine! -Clings to Ed-
Edward: Hey Mustang! Look at all the girls that like me!
Kate: -Grabs Ed- Ed honey, why don't you come with me!
Edward: Sure?
Zoë: But He's mine! -Snatches Ed back- Why don't you come with me!
Edward: Well... I gue-
Ellie: -Snatches Ed- Come with me!
Zoë: Why don't we share him!
Ellie: NO! MINE! -Clings to Ed-
Edward:
Kate: Poor Edo-kun… I'm sorry...
All the sudden, Havoc finds a strange bottle... Everyone stops and looks at him.
Jean: What's this? -He held up the silver sparkly bottle…-
Roy: I don't know… My cousin gave it to me… She said it was a good luck thing… But I don't know…
Jean: What's inside? Hair gel? I could use some right now… -he unscrewed the bottle and little silver sparkles came out. They surrounded the whole room and suddenly everyone was started to notice they were getting shorter and smaller...
Edward: NOOOOOOOO! I finally grew an Inch today and now it's going away!
Roy: Hmmm What the! My Tallness! HEY!
Riza: Huh…
Jean: Hmm? What the? I'm getting short!
Armstrong: Being shortened is a technique passed down the Armstrong lin- What the! My voice!
Kain: Aw man… Now I'm even MORE shorter then everyone else… -sigh-
Breda: Aw man… Now I look even MORE like a fat kid… -prods stomach while shrinking-
Fallmen: Hmm… Strange… I STILL can't see… -Scratches head-
Alphonse: Uh? I'm shrinking too? YAY! I'm small! WEE! –does the "YAY! I'm shrinking too!"... Dance!
-WTF eye catch Roy flies toward the screen and his face slams into a wall-
Riza: Aww... Pwoor wittle Woy!
Roy: Wut teh ef hwappened!
Ed: I twink we twibi
Kate: HAH! We got you!
Ed: Huh?
Kate: I'm going to put you guys in my chibi pen... Because I sent that bottle to you Roy!
All of the girls gather the chibis and put them in a weird area...
Everyone appeared in a big mansion for their Chibi liking... With like, 5 Floors, 3 Bathrooms, 1 Kitchen, 1 dining room, lots of bedrooms... You get the Idea... Everyone is currently in the Living Room...
Roy: Huh? Wyewe am Ioi?
Riza: Wuts wif youw eccent, Woy?
Roy: Wuts wif you Wiza?
Riza: Wut did you jus' caw me?
Roy: Hwush... Ioi've bween Twibified
Riza: Wuts a Twibi?
Roy: Ioim' nawt suwre
Riza: Sum bawdy nweeds to fwix us!
Roy: Yea!
Riza: -Runs into the kitchen- Hwey! Any bawdy hewe?
Another Chibi boy wearing a chef's hat and apron with light-brown hair tied in a braid looked at Riza.
Duo: Hmm? I'm here... What's seems to be the problem there little missy? -he raise his eyebrows and smirked at Riza-
Riza: Ewem... I Uwhmm... How do wee stwap tawking wike twis?
Duo: ... Well... Stop talk like that...
Riza: What do you mean! I can't stop talking like this... Wait a minute... I'm fine! Ah... I got it now... Thanks...
Duo: Wait!
Riza: Hmm?
Duo: What's your name?
Riza: Riza Hawkeye... You?
Duo: I'm Duo! Duo Maxwell! I might run and hide, but I'll never tell a lie! Yep, that's me in a nutshell -he waved happily at Riza and smiled-
Riza: I see... Any ways... I have to go...
Duo: I'll come with! This IS after all the house of Chibis... You guys must be new here!
Riza: I suppose so, Duo...
Duo: I hope we get to see more of each other, Riza! I, unfortunately, realized I have to go back to cooking... I'm making dinner for everyone!
Riza: But you don't even know us...
Duo: There is more then just you guys...
Riza: There... Is?
Duo: -nods- Yep... We've got a whole bunch of chibis here... From all different types of animes! And you guys are our newest!
Riza: Really... Okay... Well I have to go to my friends now... See you...
Duo: Bye! -Duo ran back into the kitchen wearing his chef's hat and apron.-
-Riza ran back to the gang-
Riza: Okay... We can talk normal of our own free will... Try it...
Roy: Hello? YES! I no longer have to say "HEWWO" Ugh... You don't know how demeaning that is...
Riza: Oh no... I know how you feel...
Jean: Yeah! Riza saying "Wook at the kyoot wil' puppy!" Would be funny!
Riza: It's First LT. Hawkeye to you! -Waves finger while pointing at Jean-
Roy: Right... Any ways... Who was that in the chef hat?
Riza: Duo Maxwell...
Roy: Who?
Riza: Duo Maxwell...
Roy: Who?
Riza: Never mind... Any ways, he said that we aren't the only ones here with stunted growth, there are more!
Roy: Oh boy... Did he say if any of them were girls! -Roy leaned over a chibi desk-
Riza: -pulls out gun which is now chibified, and shoots at Roy, but misses purposely-
Roy: Gyah!
Ed: Sooo... Did he say anything about turning back to normal?
Riza: Nuh-uh... That's the bad part... It's just strange though... –Riza said while returning her gun to it's holster-
Roy: Hmm... Who are you?
A DASHING looking boy with looong silver haired walked pass Roy with a little green chibi Imp, and a chibi girl following him.
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama! There are more people! Can I talk to them!
Sesshoumaru: Do as you wish... -his pretty silver hair swished back a fourth as he continued walking into the next room. The green imp followed Sesshoumaru.-
Rin: Master Jaken! Why don't you stay and help me introduce ourselves!
Jaken: No thanks! LORD SESSHOUMARU! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME! –The little green imp followed Sesshoumaru-
Rin: Hi! -She waved happily- I'm Rin! And that green guy was Jaken! And the beautiful silver haired boy was Sesshoumaru-sama! What are your names!
Alphonse: Hi! I'm Alphonse! And this is my big brother Ed!
Ed: -Waves and smiles- Hi!
Everyone couldn't help but smile cause of the ultimate cuteness that emanated from Rin. Well... Except for Fallmen... He couldn't see...
Roy: I'm Roy Mustang.
Riza: I'm Riza Hawkeye.
Jean: -Raises small chibi hand- Jean Havoc
Kain: -Waves- Kain Fuery
Fallmen: I can't see! -Bumps into wall-
Breda: Just call him Fallmen... And I'm Breda! -Waves-
Ed: Edward Elric!
Alphonse: And I'm Alphonse Elric!
Rin: I see... Okay! Well! I'm gonna go play Nintendo 64 now! Bye!
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That's all for the first chapter! Much more craziness waits for us! In the next chapter!
OMG! I had so much fun making this! Though I don't think me or my friends will be
in it a lot... Like, they'll make an appearance probably every 5 chapters... Or on specials,
but whatever... Any questions will gladly be answered! And Reviews are always welcome!
No flames please! Bye! Oh! And just for fun!AVirtual Cookie goes to anyone who can guess what anime
Duois from!
---Kate
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