This, like DBM, was written several years ago and should not be critiqued for writing quality. I have advanced much since then. Please enjoy the story for what it is...
Did you ever wonder what would happen if some of your favorite anime characters were accepted into Hogwarts' School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Well I have! So I'm writing this fic for you! Please ignore that fact that the characters are not 11, k?
First stop: A gundam hangar in the middle of a forest, hundreds of owls are flying around it and inside hundreds more are perching all over the place.
"Damn owls! Heero can't you shoot these things or something?" yelled Duo.
"..." was all Duo got in response.
"C'mon! I can't do it, I'm TRYING to fix this stupid exhaust leak on YOUR gundam!" Argued Duo.
"That's not my gundam. That's Deathscythe." Heero stated matter-of-factly.
A giant sweatdrop formed on Deathscythe's hull.
Duo rubbed the back of his head, "Oh, yeah..." He waved his hand around to keep away all the letters that were falling on him, "I can't believe that these...these...THINGS could keep following us like this!"
A barn owl dropped a letter straight on Duo's head. This proved to be the last straw.
Duo grabbed the letter violently, "OK! OK! If I read one of these stupid letters, will you all leave me ALONE?"
The owls were silent.
Duo sighed and said, "Ok, I'll read it now." He unfolded the letter and began reading.
Heero walked silently over to Duo to read the letter as well, "Hmm..."
"Dear Mr. Maxwell, We are pleased to inform you..."
...
Next stop: Capsule Corporation, Bulma and Vegeta are having an argument while an owl perches calmly on the couch, a letter is open on the coffee table.
Vegeta screamed, "I will NOT go! I will have NOTHING to do with even more of your strange Earthling behaviors! I can certainly NOT be a wizard! I'm not even one of YOUR kind!"
Bulma retorted, "I don't know how you're a wizard, Vegeta, but this is really important! Think of the kind of technology I could develop using your magic! But YOU HAVE to go if I'm to get any use out of your skill as a wizard!"
"It's not a SKILL! It's a mistake, do they not realize that I am a Saiyan Prince!"
"YOU'RE GOING!" Bulma marched promptly off so that no further argument could be made.
Vegeta sighed and looked at the owl.
The owl only said, "Hoot whooooo hoot!"
Vegeta then sat down next to the owl, "You stupid Earth creature...You've brought more ruin into my life in one moment than even Kakarrot."
The owl jumped into Vegeta's lap and looked up at him.
"Ugh...Wizard, sounds awful..." Suddenly, a devilish look crossed Vegeta's face, "Maybe it won't be too bad after all..."
...
Last stop: Raye Hino's temple in Tokyo, all of the Sailor Scouts are siting in a circle on the temple's steps looking at a letter that Serena just recieved from an owl.
"Serena, you should let me set that letter on fire in my fire box and pretend to see visions about evil people coming to kill you." Raye advised.
"No Raye," stated Amy, "that's just not logical. Serena, listen to me, give me the letter. I will take it to school and over anylize it to the point where I collapse from exhaustion. THEN Raye can light it on fire under the assumption that it was evil forces coming from the letter that made me faint."
"What the hell are you guys talking about?" Mina shouted in awe at their idiocy.
Amy and Raye both looked up at Mina.
"Serena only got a letter saying she's a witch! It isn't dangerous in the slightest! Just let her go to this school, Toadwarts or whatever it's called, and then," Mina pulled all of them but Serena towards her and whispered, "maybe Serena will LEARN something in school for once!"
"Good call Mina." Lita agreed.
"So what have you got to say Serena?" Raye asked.
"I can't read this." Serena stated plainly.
Raye looked at the letter, "Umm, that's because it's upside down, dear."
"Oh!" Serena turned the letter around properly and started to read it.
Everyone else formed a group sweatdrop.
Finally, Serena said, "Wow I'm a witch! That's cool! You think I ought to go guys?"
Everyone shouted in unison, "YES!"
...
Back in the gundam hangar. The owls are now gone and Duo is climbing into his Deathscythe.
"See ya later Heero! I don't know what this is about, but it sounds fun to go to a wizard school for a year!" Duo shouted to Heero who was standing at the foot of Wing.
"...Duo." Heero said.
"What is it Heero?" Duo replied.
"...I'm coming too."
Duo's face faulted but he recovered enough to say, "What?"
Heero climbed into his gundam without another word to Duo.
Duo was left wondering why Heero would want to go. All he could say was, "Er...um...ok, if you want to."
Both Boys then flew out of the hangar towards London.
...
Serena has, by now, reached London and started her quest to find the Leaky Cauldron Inn. She's come a long way and now is right near the entrance, but unfortunately for her, she has no clue where she is.
Serena held a map and turned it around and around, "Hmm, these stupid directions that owl gave me don't work no matter which way I turn them!"
Duo walked down the street while staring down at a map similar to Serena's, "OK, I think I'm almost there..."
"...look out." Heero interjected.
"Huh?" Duo looked up and over his shoulder at Heero right as he bumped into Serena, "Oops, sorry!"
Serena saw the map in Duo's hands and asked, "Oooo, hey will you trade me maps?"
"Um...why?" Duo replied.
"Becuase mine doesn't work."
Heero looked at Serena with an expression that you only have when you've found a complete idiot.
"Ok then." Duo said happily as he switched maps with Serena.
Heero then looked at Duo with an expression only worn when you've found a new and improved complete idiot.
Vegeta suddenly walked past them and straight into the Leaky Cauldron without any trouble finding it.
Heero followed Vegeta in, being the smart fellow he was.
Duo and Serena took 20 more minutes, switching maps and turning them around, to finally realize that they were right in front of the entrance the whole time.
...
Inside the Leaky Cauldron Heero is sitting down at a table. The two 'bakas' finally walk in.
"...found it, did you?" Heero asked.
"Shut up." Duo replied grumpily.
"Now what?" asked Serena.
"Umm, we're supposed to go out that door back there and tap on the bricks in the order on this paper." Duo said.
Heero stood up.
Serena replied, "Oh ok."
Duo lead the way to the back door and tapped on the bricks.
The bricks open up all magical-like, swerving and spinning around, eventually revealing Diagon Alley.
Duo and Serena stared in awe, "Ooooo...ahhhh...cool!"
Heero wasn't quite as amazed.
Tsuzuku...
Ok, that was all I could think of at the moment! I'll have another chapter for ya when I get some more ideas. Please comment and tell me if I made this funny enough. This was only my SECOND attempt at any kind of fan fiction and my FIRST attempt at a comedy. Please be brutally honest, it's the only way I can make my fics better!