The Insanity
Oh , The Insanity
By Spamkatie
A/N: If you are reading this with any intention
of understanding anything or getting a plot.
Run Away Now. Thank You.
Disclaimer-- Nothing belongs to me exept what does.
And Now For Our Feature Presentation.
Once Upon A Time....
Ron and Harry were dancing in a
feild of wildflowers , because
it was scotch tape day an they got school off.
Ron- I am so happy! We got school off!
Harry- I am so happy! I could , I could SING!
(The king from MPHG appears)
Kingly Dude- No no no! No singing.
Harry- Drat ! Foiled again!
(Kingly Dude dissappears)
Ron- Awwwwwwwww. And he was cute too.
Harry- Like , Oh my gosh , Ron! What about Hermie-Whatserfase?
(Hermione lands on Top Of Ron)
Ron and H-Whatserface- OWIE!
Hermione- Ron , you don't love me anymore. *sobs*
Ron- Doy.
Hermione- Okay , well I guess
I'll go off and marry Draco.*Skips away.*
Ron- No! hermione! Wait! I love you!
Hermione- But you just said-
Ron- I lied.
Hermione- Kiss me you fool.
*RON SCREAMS AND RUNS AWAY*
*Rita Skeeter appears*
Rita- Okay! *kisses Hermione*
Hermione- Ik! Get it
offa me! *Swats at Rita With Magic Toaster/Flyswatter!*
*Rita Turns into a beachball*
Hermione- Aww man! This is the
wrong prop! It was supposed to turn
her into a bootleg copy of Michael Flatley's
Lord Of the Dance. Where is the propmaster?
Draco- Here I am my little winged coaster flitter !
Hermione- What??
Draco- It's a pet name. *gasp* Did I call you a pet name?
Oh God , I'm in LOVE!
Hermione- Ewwwwwwwwww! Cooties.
Draco- Don't blame me, Its all Spamkatie's fault.
Hermione- Who?
Draco- The Author.
*Spamkatie Appears*
Spamkatie- You rang??
Draco- Yeah, you made me fall in love with
Hermione. What is up with that?
Spamkatie- Are you questioning my authority?
Draco- Yes , as a matter of fact , I am.
Spamkatie- Than you shall be PUNISHED! ( Zap ala genie in sims)
Draco- What do you mean Punished?
Spamkatie- You are now Daffodillia. A muggle GIRL!
Daffodillia- What do you mean , I'm a- *screams* I"M A GIRL!!!
Spamkatie- *puts a graduation hat on his /
her head and hands Daffy A Diploma!* That's right! She can be taught!
Daffodillia- *MOANS* Awww maN! how long do I have to stay like this?
Spamkatie- Oh, I don't know. Forever. Hey , what happened to harry?
Harry- I'm right here. Sitting over here. Alone. (Lights Go Out) In the dark. (Chicken Squaks) On Old McDonald's farm.
Spamkatie- Okay okay , get off the guilt train. *Lights are back up*
Harry- *Notices Daffodillia* Hey , who's the BABE?
Daffodillia- What ,
Hermione? *Realizing
harry is talking to her* Oh my gosh! *dies from a heart attack*
Neville- Yes! Yeah! Oh Joy! (Disappears)
Harry- That was Draco?
Spamkatie- How'd you know that?
Harry- You didn't feel like typing Hermione-That was draco , you idiot!
Spamkatie- Ah!
Hermione- Well, i guess I'll go now . Hubbie's waiting. So R the kidz.
Harry- Hubbie? Kids? (Faints)
*Nobody attempts to catch Harry.
He falls and bumps his head. He gets AMNESIA*
Harry- Who Am I?
Spamkatie- You are a Chicken.
Harry- I am A Squirrel , you fool, tried trick me Eh??
Spamkatie- You're too smart for me,
Harry- Chitter Chitter Chitter Chitter Etc.
Spamkatie- Now Hermione , about the hubbie and kids...
That wasn't in the script. There are laws about that!
Hermione- Hubbie? Dakidds? Thoose are my Tommagatchis.
Spamkatie- Ah! That explains a lot.
Hermione-No! That explains nothing. We've got to fing who killed
Mr. Body and with what and where!
Spamkatie- Umm. No we don't. That's CLUE.
Hemione- Sorry.
Harry- Chitter Chitter Chitter Chitter.
THE END!
Well how'd you like it?
I LOVED IT!
I mean , It was pretty good for a 1st fic , Eh?
What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Anywho...........
If you flame me , I will laugh at you.
If you praise me I will give you a million dollars.
Not really.
What Ever!