Ok this is my first fanfiction ever! so if you see any problems or have ideas about the story you can review or just PM me.

I hope you like it :) Enjoy!

"Tank throw me your G11!" Jane yelled over the moaning and groaning of the zombies around her, "I'm out of ammo!"

Tank threw her the G11 which she caught swiftly and reeked havoc on the dead trying to consume her flesh. They had been in this mansion long enough and it was time to get out of this place. Soon they would be over run by zombies without ammunition and without a hope of surviving if the stayed any longer.

"Vell I tink zat is the last of zhem for now" said the ever notorious Doctor Edward Richtofen.

"Doctor we really need to get out of here" said Jane giving the G11 back to Dempsey.

"All Nikolai want is vodka" bellowed Nikolai.

They had teleported from Der Riese escaping barely with their lives and it was time to do the same thing here.

"Ya Doc. Its time to go" said Dempsey

"Why are you Americans alwayz in a rush to go somezwhere" spoke the annoyed Richtofen walking off towards the teleporter, "just give me a few hourz."

"Man what is up his ass?" questioned Dempsey getting ready to sit at the bottom of one of the staircases.

"I dont know," Jane said sitting next to Dempsey "who ever knows!"

Since the zombie horde subsided for the day the crew decided to sleep except for Jane. She was too restless so she decided to walk around the mansion and clear her head.

She couldnt remember anything from before Der Riese and it started to bother her. She was 23 years old, who was she, where did she come from? Well she did know where she came from, she was an American but she couldnt remember exactly where. Deciding that she would need some new weapons for the hordes and hordes of endless zombies that they would indefedently run into she went to go find the mystery box.

Finding the nearest map to locate the mystery box she was disappointed to find that it was on the stage near the teleporter.

"Damn I really don't feel like messing with him right now," she said under her breath to herself.

Making her way slowly to the mystery box, she could already hear that horrible laughter that the crew all new to well. Rolling her eyes she walked threw the door.

"Hey Doctor hows it goin" she said making her way over to the mystery box and tapping it twice so it would open a give her, hopefully, a new better gun then a empty Calamity.

"Do you ask zhis because you care or because you dont have notzing else to do zhen bother zhey DOCTOR!" He laughed his evil laughter messing with some wiring in the back of the teleporter.

"I ask because I want to get the hell out of here!" She said in a irritated tone.

The box finally came to a stop at 2 cz75's.

"Well I guess thats better then nothing," she took them and felt the hard metal between her hands "at least I have two pistols now."

She went and sat down on the steps of the podium that held a machine gun that was pretty much useless against large numbers of zombies.

He stopped working for a second just to look up at her

"Yes, may I be ov service?" said the doctor clearly not wanting her there.

She stared at him for a moment contemplating on what she should say next.

"Your so weird!" she told him with a huge smile on her face but he didnt seem to understand.

"Vat? Vhy do you say zhis?" he asked generally confused.

"Because you laugh to yourself, you call the zombies your children, your just crazy!" she said laughing to herself. How could he not laugh, it was very unnerving.

"Why are you lauzhing, there is nozhing to laugh about" he told her starting to become annoyed.

"Hey Doctor lighten up! Were in the middle of a huge zombie apocalypse, smile every once in a while!" she said cheerfully standing up and making her way over towards the teleporter.

"I just zont see zhe humor in laughing because you zhink im crazy" he said very annoyed now.

"Fine Doctor Richtofen, can I call you Edward by the way its starting to get annoying calling you Doctor all the time"

"I zont care just leave me alone your starting to get very annoyzing"

Just then the teleporter lit up a very bright baby blue.

"Haha! I made time go by super fast didnt I Edward" She said very proud of herself.

"Watever you zilly girl just go vake up zhe others and lets leave zhis place" He said standing up making his way inside to mess with some of the blinking knobs and switches.

"Ok Edward whatever you say" she told him skipping off to go wake up everyone.

Edward was deep in his own thoughts when she left. Her and Dempsey were brought to him as test subjects along with the Russian and Japanese. He hated America making him just hate Americans all together, but this American girl was making him feel even more hatred towards Americans. Or was it another feeling? No, it was certainty hate she was very annoying and didn't listen to him. Why didn't he just let her die back in Der Riese.

-Flashback-

"Nikolai cover zhe front! Dempsey cover zhe back! Everyone else cover zhe sides!" Richtofen yelled to the crew so they could survive on the catwalk in Der Riese.

"I have a better idea! Let me go down and shoot them with my magnificent wunderwaffle!" Jane screamed as she jumped over the side of the rail and ran around shooting zombies.

"Nein! You zstupid girl get back up here!" Richtofen hollered at her.

"Ill be ok!" she shouted back running around in circles dodging all of the fatal hits and slaps the zombies were trying to blow.

Then all of a sudden a giant horde of over 100 zombies came running after her and it was to much for her to handle. She tried to make it back up towards the rest of the group but got caught with all of the zombies around her. Richtofen looked over the rail to see those horror filled green eyes staring right at him and the worst scream he had ever heard rang in his ears.

Any other time he would have been smiling and laughing his most famous laugh but they needed everyone they could to fight off the zombie herd so they had to save her.

"We have to go zave Jane!" he yelled at the team and everyone turned their attention to the dying girl laying on the floor.

Massive gun fire, grenades, and ray gun blasts were shot into the crowd of zombies as they made their way to save the idiotic American.

Finally making it down to where she was. There were zombies surrounding them from all sides and pouring out of the windows so they had to act fast.

Richtofen pulled out the syringes he carried with him to save anyone that got hit and stuck her in the bloody arm of hers.

She then started to stir and squirm until her eyes were wide open with disbelief. Why would Doctor Richtofen come save her life?

"Getz up zstupid girl we have to go!" he screamed at her over all of the moaning and groaning.

The team ran for teleporter A and got ready to get out of Der Riese. Forgetting about all of her weapons she ran for her life right behind the leader, Doctor Richtofen.

The teleporter was glowing its blue haze ready to teleport them to who knows where.

Everyone hopped into the teleporter and they were off, finally landing in the place Kino Der Toten.

-End of Flashback-

"Hey Doc. Dooocccc." Dempsey said waving his hand in front of the evil doctors face. "Are we going to go or not"

"Yes, zhe teleporter is ready" He said pushing some buttons on the teleporter.

Everyone walked into the teleporter and they were off to were ever fate wanted them.

Ok so i hope Richtofen isnt too much OOC but i need you guys to review so i can make my writing better

Review :)