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Bishounen Adoption Agency
Sirus: *sits at receptionist desk, staring at the wall*
Phone: *rings*
Sirus: *picks up the phone* Bishounen Adoption Agency, how may I help you?
Caller #1: I'd like to adopt a Bishounen.
Sirus: Really now? Well, that's probably why you called here.
Caller #1: Yes, but he must be hot.
Sirus: Yes, that's why he's a bishounen.
Caller #1: Well, I want a bishounen.
Sirus: You know what? Your stupid, therefore no bishounen for you! Bye bye!
Caller #1: But...
Sirus: *hangs up the phone*
Customer #1: *walks through the door* Good morning. I would like to adopt a bishounen.
Sirus: *twitches* Fine. Nemesis! NEMESIS!
Nemesis: *walks out of secret room* Yes!
Customer #1: I want a blonde bishounen.
Nemesis: Do you have a preference?
Customer #1: He has to be blonde.
Nemesis: What show dumbass?
Customer #1: Gravitation...I want Yuki.
Nemesis: Sorry, he's taken. *pushes customer out of the window*
Sirus: *now wearing a paperclip crown* That wasn't very nice. *picks up ringing phone* Hello?
Caller #2: Hello. I would like to purchase a bishounen.
Sirus: -___-' You can't purchase a bishounen! This ain't no freaking department store! Now would you like to adopt a bishounen?
Caller #2: Okay...
Sirus: Okay, but you must be prepared to pay a fee.
Caller #2: Then wouldn't it be a purchase?
Sirus: No...
Caller #2: Okay...I think I'll call back later.
Sirus: Okay...Bye bye! *hangs up* What a weirdo...ALTOIDS!!!
Nemesis: No altoids for you.
Trowa: Can I get out of the closet?
Nemesis: No...It's my hiding place for you.
Phone: *rings*
Sirus: Hello? Bishounen Adoption Agency, how may I help you?
Mystery Caller X, who sounds a lot like ChaChaChica: Shh! Don't speak! Is this a secure line? *looks around furtively*
Sirus: Maybe? Do you want to adopt a bishounen?
ChaChaChica: Oops, wrong number. Oh well! I'll adopt one anyway! Do you have one with doggy ears, white hair, and red clothes?
Sirus: ??? Do you have access to security cameras? We just got one of those.
ChaChaChica: Security cameras?? *fidgets nervously* What security cameras? I don't know about the security cameras right above the entrance to the warehouse...
Nemesis: Dammit Shido...get back in the box.
Sirus: @__@ I knew it! You work for the government.
Nemesis: Down with Tito...I mean government.
ChaChaChica: Government?! Where?! *looks around frantically, ducks as people in suits walk by* AHHHH! CIA AGENTS!!! I knew they were looking for me! Dog-boy in red clothes, slice 'em in half.
Sirus: *currently hiding from CIA agents...with a lifetime supply of poptarts*
Nemesis: SIRUS!!! Where are my poptarts?!
Sirus: *has already eaten all the poptarts in the building*
ChaChaChica: *hides the poptarts she stole from Sirus*
Nemesis: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S BACK!!!
Sirus: *sniffs around* I smell...poptarts. Grr...
Nemesis: Board up the windows...lock the doors...head for Iceland.
ChaChaChica: *grabs her secret supply of poptarts and heads for Iceland*
Sirus: L
Customer: *walks in*
Sirus: *barks at customer* Leave! Head for Iceland! The gypsies are coming!
Nemesis: It's worse then the gypsies...IT'S A COW!!!
ChaChaChica: *comes in wearing parka with a polar bear on a leash* I'm back! I had to come back because I ran outta poptarts. Now give me Inu-Yasha!
Sirus: ?? Je ne parle pas la anglaise.
ChaChaChica: NO! Not an anglaise! Inu-Yasha!!!
Nemesis: No hablo ingles.
ChaChaChica: NO! Not hablo! Inu-Yasha!
Sirus: Non Inu-Yasha pour tu!
Nemesis: Inu-Yasha es Hellion's!
ChaChaChica: Hey! I am Hellion! What is you dysfunction? I am Hellion so he is mine! MINE!!!
Nemesis: Tu es stupido.
Sirus: Nemesis tu es bete...et je n'aime pas tu!
Nemesis: Tu es enferma Nazi bastardjo.
Sirus: Va....
Nemesis: Riiight...
ChaChaChica: Don't make me whip out the Korean!! MY INU-YASHA!!! MINE I SAY!!! MINE!!!
Nemesis: Hello...welcome to Bishounen adoption agency, how may I help you?
ChaChaChica: *grabs head in frustration* AHHH!!! INU-YASHA...MINE!!! *calmly* I've come to adopt a doggy boy with doggy ears, white hair, and gold eyes, wearing red clothes and carries a wicked awesome sword...
Nemesis: Okay...*goes into back room and pulls out Inu-Yasha*...that will be 50 bishounen chips.
Sirus: Yum! Bisho chips.
Inu-Yasha: Hey you fu***** bastards. Why are you fu***** selling me. You cant do that you stupid piece of s***!
ChaChaChica: Yay! Mine!...what are bishounen chips?
Nemesis: Just give me 50 yen.
ChaChaChica: Okay! *hands over yen and pulls out leash* *puts leash on Inu-Yasha*
Inu-Yasha: You b****! What the hell do you think you're doing?
ChaChaChica: *croons* Come on...be a good boy...lets go for a walks. *leaves pulling Inu-Yasha behind her*
Sirus: Bye bye! Don't come back.
Shido: *walks out of secret room* Nemesis, where is hell is my hairbrush? *swipes at the little fairy follower thingy* And get this damned thing away from me.
Nemesis: Fine. *traps fairy follower thingy in a jar* Here's your hairbrush. *hands him hairbrush* And you're the only damned one in this room.
Shido: -____-'''''''
ChaChaChica: *walks back in, disguised as a man with Inu-Yasha behind her, disguised as a women*
Sirus: Dude looks like a lady! And that lady looks like a dude! Attack of the transvestites!
Inu-Yasha: *has tape over his mouth* Mphf m buh m phes!!!
ChaChaChica: *in a gruff voice* Don't mind him—I mean, her. She's just excited. *pats Inu-Yasha's head* He I—I mean, she, wishes to adopt another—I mean—A bishounen.
Sirus: This is disturbing.
Nemesis: Okay...does *she* know who *she* wants?
ChaChaChica: Yes he-she does. She wants a perverted monk.
Sirus: @_@ HEY!
Inu-Yasha: *eyes widen and then glares* Nmph leemph domp wanna!!
Nemesis: And the name would be what?
ChaChaChica: His name is Miroku. *leans forward and listens* She's got a bit of a crush on him.
Inu-Yasha: *eyes widen again* *kicks ChaChaChica*
ChaChaChica: Damn it, forgot about his-her good hearing. You wouldn't happen to have a rope, would ya? I need to tie down my girlfriend.
Inu-Yasha: *kicks ChaChaChica*
Sirus: *in mask* I, the masked avenger will not let Miroku fall into the hands of crossdressing fiends!
Nemesis: -___-''''' Okay....
Sirus: Happy happy joy joy Pam like cheese and cat toys!
ChaChaChica: Hey! I'm not a crossdresser! He is! *points to Inu-Yasha* I mean she! I mean, not crossdresser! That's how she always looks! (A/N: Nemesis: And it ain't pretty)
Inu-Yasha: *kicks ChaChaChica*
ChaChaChica: Ouch...now I want, I mean, SHE, wants Miroku!
Inu-Yasha: *kicks her again*
Sirus: Crossdresser alert! *red lights flash* Guess what I'm not wearing....socks! HAHA!
ChaChaChica: My girlfriend wants Miroku. Don't ask why. It's a secret.
Inu-Yasha: *kicks her again*
ChaChaChica: What is your problem? You know you want him sweetie...
Inu-Yasha: *kicks her over and over again*
Sirus: Miroku is not for sale.
ChaChaChica: AHHHHHHHHH! MUST. HAVE. MIROKU. *goes into must-have mode and runs around in circles while Inu-Yasha tries to sneak away* *pulls on leash again* Hey! Where are you going?
Nemesis: Riiiight...you two are boring now. *pushes ChaChaChica and Inu-Yasha into garbage shoot*
Sirus: *pushes Nemesis in after them* Now I'm in trouble. Maybe I should hide. *runs into wall, passes out*
Nemesis: *walks back into office and see Sirus* ^______^ *picks her up and throws her in closet and locks her in there* She's all yours Kale!
Kale: It's about time too!
Nemesis: Have fun! *walks away leaving Sirus in closet*
Sirus: X__X *is still unconscious*
Customer: *walks in* I'd like a bishounen.
Nemesis: Really...I never would have guessed.
Customer: He needs Persian blue eyes.
Nemesis: *figures out who customer is* Do you have a show preference?
Customer: Gundam Wing...
Nemesis: Sorry Relena...You can't have Heero.
Customer also known as Relena: But I must have him.
Nemesis: Too bad.
Relena: *leaves*
Nemesis: *head in hands* I need an aspirin. *leaves room in search of aspirin*
Cat: *walks in after Nemesis leaves* Hello?
Phone: *rings*
Sirus: PHONE!!! *runs to answer phone* *runs into closet door* Owwie... *opens door and runs to phone* Hello?
ChaChaChica: *disguising her voice to sound like an old lady* Heello... I would like to adopt Miroku.
Sirus: *knows who its is* Goku?
ChaChaChica: Goku? No no no....I said Miroku.
Sirus: No shoe? But...I have shoes.
ChaChaChica: *in normal voice* NO!!! I SAID MIROKU!!!
Sirus: Bye! *hangs up*
Nemesis: *walks into room* Phone call?
Sirus: ChaChaChica... *reads Akari manga*
Nemesis: Ahhhh... *looks and sees Cat* Hey Cat.
Cat: Hey!
Nemesis: Ya here for Yuki?
Cat: Yup.
Nemesis: Okay...gemme a minute to go get him.
Cat: Okay...
Nemesis: *walks through door marked G*
Cat: *to Sirus* That a good manga?
Sirus: *sings the goldfish jingle*
Cat: -____-''''' Riiight....
Nemesis: *walks out of room talking to Yuki*
Yuki: So I get to leave?
Nemesis: *nods*
Yuki: *walks up to Cat* You the one taking me?
Cat: *nods*
Yuki: Let's go. *walks out dragging Cat*
Phone: *rings*
Sirus: moshi moshi
Caller: Yes, I'd like to adopt two bishounens.
Sirus: Okay...their names please?
Caller: Heero and Van.
Sirus: Hold please?
Caller: Sure thing.
Sirus: *puts down phone* Nemesis...over the phone...do I need the name of the adoptee?
Nemesis: Yes Sirus...how else are we going to know who to give them too?
Sirus: Finger printing?
Nemesis: No...
Sirus: Okay... *picks phone up* I need your name too.
Caller: Iurka Yuywell.
Sirus: Come by in an hour.
Iurka Yuywell: Okay. *hangs up*
Sirus: *hangs up*
Nemesis: Who was that?
Sirus: Some girl named Iurka Yuywell.
Nemesis: Okay...who did she want?
Sirus: *making paperclip jewelry to go with paperclip crown* Heero and Van.
Nemesis: Okay...*goes in back room to get Heero and Van*
Sirus: *finishes paperclip cape* I'm royal.
Nemesis: Yeah...a royal ass with no ass.
Sirus: Hey! Leave my almost ass alone.
Nemesis: -____-'''' Yes your hien-no-ass.
Duo: Can I adopt a bishounen?
Nemesis: No, you can't Duo.
Duo: Why?
Nemesis: Because you are one of the very bishounens that some fangirl, authoress, or otuka might want to adopt.
Sirus: NO! *glomps Duo* MINE!!!!
Duet: *walks through door, detaches Sirus from Duo, and leaves dragging Duo behind her*
Sirus: Ohhh...*lowers head*
Nemesis: Thank god...it might get quieter!
Computer: *beeps*
Nemesis: *goes to check computer* Hey! I have mail! *checks mail* -___-''''
Email from Duo: I AM NOT LOUD!!!!
Sirus: -___-''' *falls* *thud*
Customer: *walks through door* I'm here to pick up my bishounens.
Nemesis: Did you order any bishounens?
Customer: Yes...under the name Iurka Yuywell.
Nemesis: Okay...let me go get them. *goes into back room*
Iurka Yuywell: Okay...I can wait.
Nemesis: *comes out with Heero and Van* Here ya go.
Heero and Van: *grab Iurka Yuywell and drag her out the door*
Sirus: *flys out the window*
Nemesis: -___-''''
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End Note: More coming soon!