This is what happens when I get bored. Don't ask. This is rated M for obvious reasons.
Title: The Chazz likes to Chazzturbate
Rating: M for language and sex.
Pairing: A little bit of Chazz and Jaden.
Summary: Chazz, Jaden and Alexis are on Skype. This is what happens when they talk.
Warning: I don't own anything but the plot.
This is in different POV's. Starting with Alexis.
Alexis: *slaps Chazz*
Jaden: HOW DARE YOU CHAZZ THE CHAZZ
Alexis: He's a pervert
Jaden: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CHAZZ INTO CHAZZ
Chazz: THE CHAZZ DEMANDS YOU APOLOGIZE
*skipped part of Convo*
Chazz: THE CHAZZ DEMANDS EVERYONE BOW BEFORE HIM
Jaden: AND PREPARE FOR CHABBING
Alexis: Sorry Chazz. Be grateful Hassleberry didn't hit you. Back off Chazz is mine.
Chazz: THE CHAZZ SAYS HASSLEBERRY NEEDS TO NOT TRY TO BE CREEPY. JADEN IS OBVIOUSLY MINE, DUUUUUUUUUUHHH!
Alexis: CHAZZ AND JADEN SITTING IN A TREE, F U C K I N G.
*Jaden posts Youtube link*
Jaden: Play that while picturing Chazz and I.
Alexis: OH MY
Jaden: Pretty song
Alexis: IT IS.
Alexis:(imitating Chazz) I DEMAND YOU ALL SEE THE LIGHT!
*skip convo*
Alexis(as Chazz): The Chazz is gonna go Chazzturbate. Bye
Chazz: OH HEY CHAZ
Alexis: Chazz left, xD.
*Jaden mentions something about Alexis's Skype picture*
Chazz: OH HEY THE CHAZZ'S HAND! WHEN DID YOU GET NEAR THE CHAZZ'S CROTCH?
Alexis: xD Chazz, I'm dying right now.
Jaden: oh gawd. the chazz grabbed his chazz as jaden looked on… and grabbed his dingleberry.
Chazz: THE CHAZZ'S HAND STOP DOING THAT WITH YOUR FINGERS! YOU'LL MAKE THE CHAZZ DO THINGS WITH HIS BIGGER THE CHAZZ!
Alexis: You are killing me, you guys.
Chazz: OH THE CHAND, STOP DOING THAT! THE CHAND- THE CHAZZ'S HAND. So in the end, they DID end up buying a zoo.
Jaden: lmao. stop chazzing on the giraffe. what? they bought a zoo? Spoiler.
Next, you'll be telling me the effects of Pot of Greed, somehow we need to make the pot of greed thing a meme.
*posts link*
Alexis, you need to put this all on tumblr. I'm trying to make something here. With Chazz. One does not simply Chazz into Chazzdor.
Logan: OH HEY, FORGOT TO MENTION THIS. IN THE MOVIE, THE KIDS ALL DECIDEE TO HAVE SEX ON A LARGE PILE OF POT OF GREEDS
Alex: And while they're fucking they explain the effect of each card.
Logan: YEP. THE CHAND IS MAKING THE CHAZZ'S BIG CHAZZ FEEL GREAT
*Jaden posts link*
Jaden: OH NO, ITS GETTING CLOSE. THE CHAZZ IS ABOUT TO CHAM!
Chazz: I JUST CHAZZED ALL OVER JADEN. THE CHAZZ REGRETS NOTHING.
Alexis: THAT WAS THE HOTTEST THING I CAN IMAGINE
Jaden: ALL OVER THE OJAMAS
Chazz: OH AND SYSALLBERRY WAS WATCHING.
Jaden: IMAGINE THE OJAMAS SHOT OUT OF HIS DICK… ER CHAZZ.
Chazz: THE CHAZZ CHAZZEZ OJAMAS
Alexis: Alex, you just ruined the image for me.
Chazz: CHAZZES MEANING JIZZES, THE CHAZZ MUST INFORM THE KIDS
*Jaden posts link*
Alexis: MMN. AHH I WANNA SEE MORE JADENXCHAZZ PORN.
Chazz: FOR THOSE FAGGOTY KIDS THAT DON'T KNOW CHAZZED MEANS TO HAVE JIZZED AND CHAZZES MEANS TO JIZZES AND JIZZ IS ACTUALLY OJAMAS.
Alexis: I DEMAND JADEN AND CHAZZ GO AT IT.
Chazz: OH AND JADEN IS FOR A NORMAL FAGGOT A NORMAL SEX PARTNER.
Alexis: I DON'T CARE
Jaden: OJAMASXWINGEDKURIBOH. OUCH!
(Alexis says good night)
Chazz: THE CHAZZ DEMANDS YOU DREAM ABOUT HIM CHAZZING IN JADEN.
Alexis: I ALREADY DO!
(Alexis leaves). Jaden and Chazz talk for a bit before logging off themselves. Apparently, Jaden is making a Chazz meme.
END.
Sorry about that. And I don't condone the use of the word Fag or any of it's variations.