Lunch on Namek-sei

(by Sailor Taichichi Vegeta)

I know, I know, updates are slow. 'Kaasan caught me in the bathroom reading my ten-pound history book and banned me from using the computer, so now I gotta wait until I visit 'Toosan on weekends. Here's a little something for your patience.

Disclaimer

Tails: We don't own DBZ.

Me: And no matter how much we wish, we're not Supertramp. (This may be short, but it's just like the real song.)

Take a look at my father, he's the only one I've got

Not much of a father, didn't stick around a lot (but that's because of Gokuh)

Take a spaceship through the cosmos, like to see Namek-sei

Meet the homies, get some new clothes

Hoping to pull it off soon before travel goes back through the roof

Can we have water for lunch please, Kaio sir Kaio sir

They always have it at Kami's and I think he's getting stronger

I'm a mean guy, I'm a green guy, do you want to spar with me?

I'm a stranger, what a danger

Not a lot you can do when I'm posing a danger to you

(Cue the crazy trumpet part –if you've heard the song you can understand)

Don't you look at my father, he's the only one I've got

Not much of a father, didn't stick around a lot

Take a spaceship through the cosmos, like to see Namek-sei

Meet the homies, get some new clothes

Hoping to pull it off soon before travel goes back through the roof…

(Resume trumpets)

The End