Just a Little Prick
A/N: Check out my first (exactly 100 word) drabble! Yes, Sevvie is very OOC, but just assume that being married to Hermione for a few years mellowed him out a bit. The author's note doesn't count in the 100 words btw.
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO"Hush, you greasy git! I'm only doing this for your own good!"
"But Hermione, love, this fucking hurts!"
"Severus Alan Snape, if you don't quit your whining I swear I will tell Ginny Weasley about your little phobia!"
"But sweetheart, if you tell the school gossip that little bit of information will be known halfway around the world before afternoon tea!"
"My point! And don't 'sweetheart' me. You aren't getting out of this by bribing or tricking me!"
"Sev, just shut up and let the good docter get this over with! It's only a goddamn flu shot!