"Luffy" called zoro..."Luffy" called zoro again.
"yeah" luffy replied in a monotous voice.
"I have some news not for the faint of heart" zoro telled. Usopp feeling excluding again left the room.
"Luffy I'm tired of fighting with katanas…I want to fight with my words"
Luffy replied sounding surprised "what do you mean, how can one fight the navy with words."
"NOOO, don't you see i don't want to fight for pirates i want to fight for the American Justice System"
"What an American Justice System" luffy replied
"Freedom and innocent until proven guilty" Zoro said with true passion and excitement in his voice.
Just at that moment a male seagull with an acceptance letter to oxford in its bill flew over zoro. Zoro took a leap only a future lawyer could do and grabbed the letter by the envelope.
"Goodbye crew the supreme court beckons me, I have places to be and cases to solve." zoro said as he took an umbrella out like Mary poopins and flew too oxford.
"Damn those lawyers and there nifty rain protectors" Luffy screamed with tears in his eyes as he slowly saw his first mate get smaller and smaller.