Hello, hello, hello! This is CaramelBoost and Mocha Java Boost! Finally we got a joint account; you know you love us. We're your favourite married couple! ... Other than your mum, of course :D
Ok, we don't have as much of a problem with this than I originally perceived, but this is really just a parody of all those cast-fic fangirl stories out there. If you're looking for a story with a plot line, then feel free to check out my other fanfics or press the 'back' button, because this is not it. This is going to be mindless, and it will have a lot of poor grammar and many fangirlisms.
Also, the idea for this is not mine. It's for a very cool ficthor named Mr. Quality… originally Degenerate DX, who has so awesomely decided to share the plot. All credit goes to him, because he's just cool like that. I'd suggest to go read the original version of this (which is in the High School Musical category) called "Diary of an Obsessive Fangirl". Mine probably won't be as long as his is, because I'll want to concentrate on my more serious ones, but his is really fantastic and long and generally just funnier, so go check it out. (Go on, flee!)
For: Degenerate DX
Because: You're just a really sexy guy.
Like, Dear Diary
Entry One
Like, Dear Diary,
Like, ZOMG!!1 Guess who I am??? Yupp, that's right, I'm Mrs. Daniel Radcliff. Well, not yet anyway, but I will be. Because we're just totally meant to be. I mean, it's like, in the Bible or something because Jesus declared like, all the beautiful people have to get together and have beautiful children because, I mean, who wants ugly children in heaven? No one! Duh!!!1! That's why God said we're going to be together. And you don't want to, like, disrespect the world of Jesus, do you?!?!?
You'd be like, smited or whatever.
And anyway, God wants me to marry Daniel Radcliff. He's just like, the cutest guy EVER in the history of ever and I'm like, the prettiest girl in school. DUH!! That's why we're totally meant to be. I mean ZOMG! Who wouldn't want to marry me?
I know he's meant to like, love that Bonnie girl but I mean, EWW! No way could he fall for her and not me, she's just not pretty enough! She's like, the ugly stepsister or whatever, and I'm like, Cinderella. So of course he's gonna want to marry me. She can't have him. She can marry that Rupert person, because he's like, ugly too, and all the ugly people should like, band together, that way we know where they live and can like, put them in jail or kill them or whatever. Anyway, that Bonnie girl can like, marry that Rupert person but that's like… incense or whatever… no, no that's INCEST, lolz!! But it's ok! I have a solution! They can like, move to Alabama where it's ok to marry your brother and sister!
DUH!!1 I mean, like, I'm totally the most smartilicious person here. And OMG!! So is Dan!! I told you we're like, perfect for each other! DUH! Between me and God, we'll be married next week! It'll be like, the perfect wedding too. I'll have a thousand doves released when the man says he can kiss me! And we'll have a cheese fountain in the middle of the party, with crackers floating around in it, because that's just soooooooo cute! I read somewhere that Dan's favourite food is cheese and crackers! Like, how cuuuuuute!!! I'm gonna call Daniel, like, Dan or "Big D" now because he's just like, way too cool for Daniel. I mean, eww. What were his parents thinking? That's like, Eugene or something.
It's better than Rupert though. Because Big D's just the hottie mchotpants of Hogwarts. DUH! And Rupert's like… his bitch or something. Eww, Big D's way too cool for that wannabe. He just wants to be like Big D, but can't because, like, he's just not beautiful!
And OMG!! I was like, watching t.v the other day and like, Big D was doing an interview! I KNOW!! Like, OMG! He was just so cuute! And like, that stupid fake stupid airhead stupid interviewer person asked like, did he have a girlfriend, and he like, totally said no! It's because he didn't want to admit that he loves me because he like, hasn't met me yet and that tv lady would have thought he was weird. But it would be ok, because you know, like, I love him too! Duh!!1
Well, anyway, I gotta go take a shower and blow dry my hair… Not at the same time, LOLZ! Like, I'm not that stupid!!1
ttfn,
Mrs. Daniel Radcliff
Ok, this will never be long. All entries will probably be around this length because my brain just feels like it's melting with each 'like', 'OMG' and 'LOLZ' I type. And I'm doing IB 1 – I can't afford to lose any brain cells. IQ points just dropping all over the place; I feel myself getting more stupid with each entry.
Flames for this story are encouraged
Whether for me (-grins psychotically-) or for "Mrs. Daniel Radcliff".
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any other character in that series. They belong totally to JKR. Nor do I know, have met, or own (much as I would like to) Daniel Radcliff, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Bonnie… (anyone know her last name?) or any other actor(ress) in the HP series I may mention.
And just a side-note, I love Rupert Grint, so that Ron/Rupert bashing up there isn't my personal opinion. He's one of my top three favourite characters in the series, and I utterly adore him.
Oh, and if anyone out there is from Alabama, I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. I'm from Illinois (well, half of me), so if you have any jokes, feel free to say 'em to me.
Go on, go flame it! xox Caramel