ppWarriors Go to the Zoo!

Hello people of the Warriors fandom! I'm Flamestripe35, and welcome to Warriors go to the zoo! My older sister and I had this idea a while ago, so now we will share it with you! This will be funny; don't worry! enjoy! :D :D :D

The moon was full, casting a soft silver glow on the gathering island. The cats of ThunderClan, RiverClan, ShadowClan milled around excitedly, hardly able to wait for the Gathering to start. The reason why they were so eager was because a new group of cats had arrived.

These cats called themselves SkyClan, and their leader, Leafstar had told them that StarClan had told them to come.

"For a special surprise." She added.

"Why?" asked Mistystar, Bramblestar and the other leaders nodding in agreement. Leafstar shrugged. "I don't know. Thanksgiving dinner?"

"Mmmm... dinner." Onestar licked his lips. Rabbits were short in WindClan lately.

"I see them! I see StarClan!" Littlecloud, the very elderly ShadowClan medicine cat pointed with a trembling paw while balancing on his cane, squinting through his glasses.

"Littlecloud," Willowshine mewed gently, resting her paw gently on the old cat's shoulder. "That's not StarClan. That's the apprentices taking selfies with their cPhones. The light makes them glow."

"Youngsters these days with their bloopy talking rocks and moving picture boxes!" Littlecloud grumbled, "When I was young, I-"

"Here they are!" Jayfeather interrupted quickly, having suffered through many of Purdy's infamous tall tales and not in the mood to listen to another.

The StarClan cats moved down from the sky, starlight glittering in their fur. They regally took their places at the Great Tree, kicking the five leaders off their branches to make more room.

The leaders tumbled off their branches, landing on the deputies and medicine cats sitting at the base of the tree with loud yowls and squashing them flat. Bramblestar wriggled out of the pile of dazed and disgruntled cats and glared up at the cats sitting in his spot.

"Did everyone in StarClan come this time?" He exclaimed.

An old, scraggly grey she-cat with large teeth stepped forward.

"Yup. Firestar didn't want anyone to miss out on his 'great idea'". she rolled her eyes, obviously not too keen on the mysterious surprise that was planned.

A flame colored tom spoke up. "It isn't a great idea, Yellowfang." He protested, pausing to flash a charming smile toward the crowd. "It's BRILLIANT!"

"Would anyone care to let the rest of us in on this amazing adventure you have in store for us?" Blackstar hissed impatiently. Firestar had been in such a hurry to get to the Gathering and tell the clans, he hadn't bothered informing the rest of StarClan about his brilliant idea.

"As you wish." Firestar dipped his head, too excited to let the former ShadowClan leader's grouchy attitude cramp his style. "Cats of all clans!" He boomed, voice ringing out across the clearing.

" I, the talented, good looking, intelligent, courageous, happ-" "GET ON WITH IT!" The rest of the cats yowled, annoyed by Firestar's Gary-Stuishness.

"I Firestar," he ambled hastily, ducking to avoid a rock tossed at his head. "Have decided that the clans need more excitement."

"Yeah," Hollyleaf agreed. "If we have to spend the rest of eternity watching your miserable butts, it should at least get a little interesting!"

Firestar glared at his granddaughter, upset she took away his spotlight.

"As I was saying," he drawled. "We StarClan cats have come up with a way to make clan life a little more fun."

"We must have different definitions of the word 'fun'" Yellowfang grumbled.

Ignoring the grumpy medicine cat, Firestar continued speaking. "I have decided that all five clans, and StarClan, are going to take a trip!"

This caused murmurs of excitement to ripple through the clan cats.

"Where?" asked Rowanstar.

"We are going..." Firestar paused for dramatic effect, only to get shoved to the side by Bluestar who was tired of the blustery ginger tom's speech and wanted to get finished.

"We're going to the zoo." She finished.

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-Flamestripe35