1 Random Oddness
By: Sailor Nova
Nova: This is something I thought up in English class. How weird. I'm hoping it'll cure my awful writers block. There's obviously a lot of random oddness in this and all the characters are out of character.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or the songs I used.
"talking" "YELLING" ~*scene change*~ =song lyrics= (notes from me)
~*outside*~
All is peaceful and quiet here at the Winner mansion. The birds are chirping as the sun slowly climbs over the horizon. "WHERE IS MY CHINA TEA CUP!" Quatre yells.
~*inside*~
"Stop yelling. Yelling scares me. Where's my Missy Yum Yums!?" cries Wufei.
"IthinkHeerohasit.Isawhimgorunandhideafewminutesago.Idid.Idid.Ireallyreallyd id." said Trowa. Heero giggles from his hiding spot in the corner.
"HEERO! GIVE IT HERE!" Quatre yells again.
"Uh-oh. SOMEBODY HELP!" Heero squeals and starts to run. Duo slams open his door.
"I'M TRYING TO GET SOME WORK DONE! SO SHUT UP OR OMEA O KORUSO!" he says and slams his door shut again.
"It's okay, Missy Yum Yums. I won't let them hurt you." Wufei coos to his bunny that is wearing a frilly pink dress. Heero runs by and grabs Missy Yum Yums. "MISSY YUM YUMS! NOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Wufei also chases Heero.
"Oooooooo.Heero'sgonnabeinbigbigbigbigbigtroublewhenhegetscaught.Yupyupyupyu pyupyupyup." Trowa says. (He reminds me of Ducky from Land Before Time) Duo storms out again.
"T THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET!" he yells. They all stop and look at him.
"Sorry." they mumble. Duo glares at them and turns around.
"That was scary." Wufei says and grabs back Missy Yum Yums. Quatre grabs his tea cup and gets some tea. Trowa turns on the radio.
=Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart.=
"Yay!Ireallyreallylikethissong!" Trowa screeches and starts to dance. (*shudder* Evil Britney Spears) Duo pulls out his gun and shoots the radio. (Yes!Yes!Yes!) The phone rings. Heero picks it up.
"Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaap!" says the voice on the other line.
"Relena! Stop calling!" he says.
"Dude, come on. Ya know ya love me."
"Okay, now you're just scaring me." He slams the phone back down.
"I'm bored." Quatre says, having finished his tea.
"Wellwecouldlistentomusic.Ican'tbelieveDuoshotmyradio.Andthatwasuchagoodsong .Hey!AnyonewannalistentoNSYNC?" Trowa says.
"YEAH!" they all yell. They get another CD player and put in Celebrity.
=Sick and tired of hearin' all these people talk about, What's the deal with this pop life and when is it gonna fade out?=
They all start to sing and dance.
=Then you got to realize what we're doin' is not a trend. We got the gift of melody, gonna bring it til the end. Come on now.=
Suddenly a whole bunch of guys with straight jackets walk in. "Come on guys. You're going back to the asylum." The G-guys scatter but all the exits are blocked.
"IDON'TWANNAGO!IDON'TWANNAGO!IDON'TWANNAGO!" yells Trowa.
"WHERE'S MY GUN!!??!!?? OMEA O KORUSO!!!!!!" Duo screams.
"DON'T BREAK MY TEA CUP!!!" Quatre yells.
"MISSY YUM YUMS!!!!" Wufei squeals.
Heero just giggles as the men drag them outside.
~*outside*~
Relena had just shown up in her pink limo. "Wazzaaaaap homies?!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Heero screams "GET HER AWAY! GET HER AWAY!" He breaks free of the men and throws himself inside of the van and you can hear him mutter, "I'm safe now. I'm safe now." Duo is still fighting them but when they break out the scissors he says,
"I'll be a good little boy, I promise. Just don't cut my braid." Quatre's fine once they give him some more "tea". And Wufei is happy cuz they gave him some new dresses for Missy Yum Yums.
Nova: I'm gonna end it there. I might go on later, but don't count on it. I hope ya likes. ^_^
By: Sailor Nova
Nova: This is something I thought up in English class. How weird. I'm hoping it'll cure my awful writers block. There's obviously a lot of random oddness in this and all the characters are out of character.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or the songs I used.
"talking" "YELLING" ~*scene change*~ =song lyrics= (notes from me)
~*outside*~
All is peaceful and quiet here at the Winner mansion. The birds are chirping as the sun slowly climbs over the horizon. "WHERE IS MY CHINA TEA CUP!" Quatre yells.
~*inside*~
"Stop yelling. Yelling scares me. Where's my Missy Yum Yums!?" cries Wufei.
"IthinkHeerohasit.Isawhimgorunandhideafewminutesago.Idid.Idid.Ireallyreallyd id." said Trowa. Heero giggles from his hiding spot in the corner.
"HEERO! GIVE IT HERE!" Quatre yells again.
"Uh-oh. SOMEBODY HELP!" Heero squeals and starts to run. Duo slams open his door.
"I'M TRYING TO GET SOME WORK DONE! SO SHUT UP OR OMEA O KORUSO!" he says and slams his door shut again.
"It's okay, Missy Yum Yums. I won't let them hurt you." Wufei coos to his bunny that is wearing a frilly pink dress. Heero runs by and grabs Missy Yum Yums. "MISSY YUM YUMS! NOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Wufei also chases Heero.
"Oooooooo.Heero'sgonnabeinbigbigbigbigbigtroublewhenhegetscaught.Yupyupyupyu pyupyupyup." Trowa says. (He reminds me of Ducky from Land Before Time) Duo storms out again.
"T THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET!" he yells. They all stop and look at him.
"Sorry." they mumble. Duo glares at them and turns around.
"That was scary." Wufei says and grabs back Missy Yum Yums. Quatre grabs his tea cup and gets some tea. Trowa turns on the radio.
=Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart.=
"Yay!Ireallyreallylikethissong!" Trowa screeches and starts to dance. (*shudder* Evil Britney Spears) Duo pulls out his gun and shoots the radio. (Yes!Yes!Yes!) The phone rings. Heero picks it up.
"Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaap!" says the voice on the other line.
"Relena! Stop calling!" he says.
"Dude, come on. Ya know ya love me."
"Okay, now you're just scaring me." He slams the phone back down.
"I'm bored." Quatre says, having finished his tea.
"Wellwecouldlistentomusic.Ican'tbelieveDuoshotmyradio.Andthatwasuchagoodsong .Hey!AnyonewannalistentoNSYNC?" Trowa says.
"YEAH!" they all yell. They get another CD player and put in Celebrity.
=Sick and tired of hearin' all these people talk about, What's the deal with this pop life and when is it gonna fade out?=
They all start to sing and dance.
=Then you got to realize what we're doin' is not a trend. We got the gift of melody, gonna bring it til the end. Come on now.=
Suddenly a whole bunch of guys with straight jackets walk in. "Come on guys. You're going back to the asylum." The G-guys scatter but all the exits are blocked.
"IDON'TWANNAGO!IDON'TWANNAGO!IDON'TWANNAGO!" yells Trowa.
"WHERE'S MY GUN!!??!!?? OMEA O KORUSO!!!!!!" Duo screams.
"DON'T BREAK MY TEA CUP!!!" Quatre yells.
"MISSY YUM YUMS!!!!" Wufei squeals.
Heero just giggles as the men drag them outside.
~*outside*~
Relena had just shown up in her pink limo. "Wazzaaaaap homies?!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Heero screams "GET HER AWAY! GET HER AWAY!" He breaks free of the men and throws himself inside of the van and you can hear him mutter, "I'm safe now. I'm safe now." Duo is still fighting them but when they break out the scissors he says,
"I'll be a good little boy, I promise. Just don't cut my braid." Quatre's fine once they give him some more "tea". And Wufei is happy cuz they gave him some new dresses for Missy Yum Yums.
Nova: I'm gonna end it there. I might go on later, but don't count on it. I hope ya likes. ^_^