AN: Clearly someone should revoke my license to write.. Vendettashipping sort of? It wouldn't help if I apologized in advance for this piece because I'm not even sorry, my humor is clearly terrible and crude. Uh.. I'm not sure if this is even humor or horror, feels a little of both. ..Yeah.. I'm kind of sorry but not really? enjoy..? I'd also like to add that I love the Arclight family very much so don't even think for a second that this is even bashing, this is just my terrible sense of humor. I love the characters dearly.
IV was sitting and drawing in his sketchbook, he was reading over 'rules of art' he found one rule, odd. 'If anyone pisses on your good mood eat them' what kind of rule is that?
He was not sure whether to follow the rule or not but he wanted to be a good artist, maybe it was a typo?
"Thomas why are you focusing on silly drawings we have more important things to do. " V snapped at his brother, IV was not pleased; he just had his good mood pissed on. He would eat him.
IV leaned over and unlatched his jaw, he placed his lips to V's and began swirling his tongue into his brothers as he ripped off the elder's with his own with his gritty teeth, he saw his brother try to pry away, he lifted his taller brother forward as he forced a hand down his own throat. He savored it; he bit down hard and swallowed his brother's hand whole. He then lifted his whole brothers body forward and swallowed his head, he grew heavy and looked at his paper.
'If someone pisses on your mood, eat them.'
He had done just that. III later entered the room to bring tea, "Thomas where is Chris? " he asked, his brother blinked "Oh, he pissed on my good mood so I ate him. " he sipped the tea, III spit it out. "What!? "
IV just blinked "What flavor is this? "
III then yelled, "Father, Thomas ate Chris! " oh no, his baby brother was about to piss on his good mood; he'd eat him to. But.. not now, later. He was full right now.
IV was walking down the hallway, he looked and smiled at his father, he had just finished eating III, he was proud, and he was the only one now. Now his father had to give him the approval he so deserved.
"IV, what did you do with your brother? " His father asked him, IV glared "Dad, no Tron, this paper said if anyone pisses on my good mood to eat them, so I did, it is the way of the artist. "
Tron just coughed, what the fuck was wrong with his son?
"So you.. ate your brothers..? " Tron finished, IV nodded and smiled "Now you're stuck with me dad! Love me! " He yelled, Tron smacked IV "I think I'll go adopt, a shark. " he watched his dad walk off, no daddy, he was sorry, he was sorry!
IV awoke in a cold sweat "What kind of nightmare was that..? This is why I don't browse tumblr anymore.. " He mumbled and went back to sleep, what kind of drawing rules should he listen to from the Internet?
How stupid, this whole nightmare was stupid, he loved his brothers and wouldn't do that, not even if they fought sometimes. He went to bed on good notes and dreamed of his friends.. friends.. he had those now, Ryoga and Rio... and even Yuma! Tonight would be a good dream.