Warning: OC's and just a story that will lower your IQ.
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note...which I'm sure everyone is glad about

Hips

And I'm on tonight

You know my hips don't lie

And I'm starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Shakira & Wyclef Jean's Hips Don't Lie

Light just never was a 'boobs guy'.

He liked the exterior of the hips and butt of a girl the slight curves were nice. As pretentious she was Misa was blessed with an ample figure that a good amount of Japanese girls would love. Not that it was something that he would ponder for a long time, but when something passed by that he just so happened to like, he couldn't help take a peek…well just a quick peek. Light knew he had an image to uphold, pervert just wasn't going to be on that list.

Of course it doesn't help that he was chained with a man amongst all things.

Ryuuzaki just was not someone you would like to be seen in public mingling with and above all for the love of God be chained to!

Light already imagined all those weird out expressions with kind smiles while they past people in the streets they would automatically whisper, "Shouldn't that obscene act be kept in private!" "How disgraceful!" "Oh my god that is so hot!" "Do you think those guys be interested in a threesome?" Would run through his head, the last two frightened him the more then anything ever since the incident.

Yes, the incident. Light grimaced at just the thought.

Ryuuzaki was taking a shower while he waited sitting upon the toilet. Light always found himself counting the tiles of the bathroom floor while Ryuuzaki would change then take a shower. The idea of seeing Ryuuzaki naked to him was just gross. Light was still curious…

He heard the water from the shower slowly turn off then the sliding of the door as Ryuuzaki got out. For the first time he dared himself to look and as he looked…

Holy shit…

Ryuuzaki was drying his hair with the towel covering his face as Light's brown eyes trailed down to his pale smooth skin that had dew drops all over. Ryuuzaki was skinny to the point that it seemed lost of all masculinity. Then Ryuuzaki turned his back once again to him.

Bad mistake.

Ryuuzaki's slim stomach lead down to a slight curve when it came to his bottom. Light's stomach felt odd as if he had swallowed butterflies.

The type of rear end that deserves to be groped. What?!!!

"Shit!" Light's nose was becoming runny. He looked at the bump in his lap and the blood that trickled on his towel. Quickly he looked up at Ryuuzaki.

Ryuuzaki was staring back at him with large suspicious eyes, "Light-kun I've tried it before, but I don't swing that way."

Authors Note: So yeah! Thats my first fic, it's quite silly and I hope readers understand that its just for amusement, nothing to be taken as serious. English isn't my first language (it shouldn't be an excuse!) But be kind anyway if you review and want me to continue.