Disclaimer: I do not own Love Hina and I never will.tear No matter how much I threaten the creator with horrendous fan mail. I also don't own AC DC 'Nuff said.
manji485's note: this is my first fic so go nuts on the criticism if and when you review this...so long as you review this. I always wanted to do something like this but never knew where to start. This contains an original character. Anyway enjoy the story.
The New Tenant
by The great manji485
Chapter 1: The Call
One day as like any other day at Hinata Sou, Keitaro found himself in an awkward situation. "PERVERT!" screamed Naru. And for once she was right!
She had poked her head through the hole in her floor (her room is right above Keitaro's room) and was going to ask Keitaro if he needed any help with his studying, when she caught him reading a dirty magazine. "OH CRAP!", he cried. He didn't even bother flinching when Naru sent her fist at his head. WHACK As Naru's super punch sent him crashing through the wall and into the hotspring down below. "Oww my face. At least the water broke my fall" mumbled Keitaro as he rubbed his jaw. As Keitaro got up from the water he stumbled into a rather cross and very naked Motoko. When he saw her, his nose started to bleed. "Urashima", she said with a slight twitch in her eye and a quiver in her voice, "You have ten seconds to leave this area or prepare to face my wrath" , she said as she picked up her sword. Not one to argue with logic Keitaro ran as fast as he could to the door that lead out of the hotspring but as luck would have it he tripped over a bucket and fell on his face.
He desperately got to his feet and reached the door with literally seconds to spare and he opened the door.
Or at least it would have if it wasn't locked.
"DAMNNNNIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!" screamed Keitaro as he banged on the door "SOMEONE UNLOCK THE FREAKING DOOR!" ,as he turned with his back against the door and faced a charging (if somewhat psychotic) Motoko. "Your time is up Urashima! Prepare to face your judgment!" yelled the enraged swordswoman. She was about to strike him when low and behold something caught her eye.
It was Motoko's worst enemy.
It was her worst nightmare. (for reasons still unknown to the author)
It was the dreaded (wait for it) TAMA CHAN (dun dun dunnn)
"AHHHH TURTLE!" , screamed Motoko, she frantically swiped at the flying hotsprings turtle
( for those who haven't read the manga or seen the anime, yes it fly's, it's just that good!) While this was happening Keitaro took this opportunity to vamoose over the wall and into relative safety as he headed back to his room.
In the kitchen Shinobu was preparing that night's supper while trying to fend off a very hungry Kaolla Su, when she heard the phone ring in the other room. "Can you get that Su?" asked Shinobu. "Get what?" replied Su. "The phone can't you hear it?" said Shinobu. "The phone is it delicious?"
"Just get the phone!" "Okies Shinobu." she replied as raced to the to the ringing phone.
"Hello local Morgue you stab 'im we slab 'im" said Su. "What are you saying Su?" cried Shinobu. She dropped what she was doing and raced to rescue the caller from anymore of Su's shenanigans. (that's right shenanigans)
"Hello? Hello? Who is this?" inquired Shinobu fearing the caller had hung up in disgust. "What...you want to speak with who?" said Shinobu. At this time Kitsune was walking by drinking sake (as usual) when she saw Shinobu gesture to her to come over to where she was. "Yes hold on for a minute sir." she said into the receiver. " Kitsune could you get Sempai he is needed on the phone. It's very important. " "Heh why not. It's not like I have anything to do anyway" replied Kitsune. "Shinobu." said Su "What Su?" said Shinobu "Is food supposed to burn that bright?" she said as she pointed towards the kitchen. "What are you...WAHHHHH OUR DINNER!" cried Shinobu as she ran to the kitchen to save the night's supper.
Without any further incident Keitaro made it to his room and sat down when he heard Kitsune call his name. "I wonder what the drunk wants now." he thought to himself.
He considered hiding somewhere or murder.(okay maybe not murder but who's writing the story hmmm?) In the end he decided just to keep quiet, thinking to himself that she was drunk or she wants his money...probably both. He breathed a sigh of relief when she walked into his room and told him he was needed on the phone. He then got up to leave his room when he tripped over his feet into Kitsune's chest, hands first. Before he could take his hands off, Naru walked into the room "Hi Kitsune. Hey Keitaro, Shinobu sent me to get you, your needed on the...what are you doing?" she said upon seeing what just happened and looking at Kitsune who was quietly smirking at the fact that whatever he said would not appease her. "Wait it was an accident..." Keitaro quickly started out to say when Naru's fist connected firmly into his stomach. "Your wanted on the phone pervert" she said as she stomped out of the room. Leaving Keitaro on the ground moaning and twitching.
"Hello? Hello? Are you still there?" asked Keitaro into the phone. "Oh hello sir. How are you? Uhuh... I'm" he winced slightly, "fine." "ya huh uh uhuh okay but this is a girls dorm." he listened for a few minutes, "My grandma said what?...prove it...Grandma?" Keitaro listened for another minute, "Well I guess I can, okay if you say so Grandma. He said as he hung up the phone. Oh the girls are not going to like this Keitaro thought to himself (who else would he be thinking to?) as he went to go get the residents and tell them the news.
manji485: well how did you like the first chapter? If you want you can always review it. and if you want to flame it well I offer my friend Matt as a sacrifice.
Matt: Wait what! (Matt is tied to a wooden stake by very angry flamers)
manji485: That probably came out wrong. I also plan to have everyone BUT Naru Killed
(this sends Naru-haters who were neutral into a fury; they start to pour gas on Matt)
Matt: Help Me(gurgle)JEBUS!...(hack) gasfumes...(drools)
(manji485 holds a lighter)
Matt: You wouldn't dare...
manji485: Nahh I was only kidding now(drops lighter)uhhh...OOPS?
Matt: GAHH IT BURNS WITH A THOUSAND...uhhh line?