Copy the Dolphin

Disclaimer: The thing Naruto I own are the video games, manga, and posters that litter my room that's right I'm crazy! Oo…..

Warning: Yaoi/Shounen-ai maybe some Yuuri/Shoujo-ai Het bad language, sexual content and references. If any of these things offends you then please don't read thanx.

Summary: Growing up in a shinobi village can be very hard. Especially when you're a class clown and find yourself attracted another boy. And then find out that said boy is also attracted to you. What will Iruka do when the young ninja prodigy Kakashi pursue him when they're so young. This is a story of how Iruka and Kakashi meet and become friends and then lovers. KakIru and eventually Naru somebody else I'll take votes and tally them later.

(A/N: This was suggested by one of my totally awesome reviewer. They said I should try starting another story with a new pairing so I'm gonna take a stab at a KakIru fic -)

Pairings: As of now the only apparent pairing is KakIru

Chapter1: Yo!

A brunette twelve year old boy with long hair pulled back into a ponytail walked down the streets of Konoha literally seething. 'Bastards!' he thought savagely as he kicked over the public trash can on the side of the road.

"Young lady, pick up the mess you made." an elderly lady said. This pissed Iruka off even more than it should have, seeing as he was used to people mistaking his sex, but today it just really stung him deep.

"Listen you old bat you can go piss up a rope!"(1) Iruka yelled in reply. "And I'm not a girl, you wrinkled bitch!" he said as he kept walking, in truth it was more like stomping. The woman looked down the road at the fleeting backside of Iruka and muttered a "well I never" and went back to doing whatever it was she was supposed to be doing.

Iruka kept walking not really paying any attention as to where he was going. 'Fuck' he thought loudly as he realized he didn't know where the hell he was. 'Owell' he thought. 'At least I'm not back at the stupid academy with those assholes.' thinking about all the jerks that had made fun of him today he decided to get some training in while he was there. Where was 'there'? He was standing in the middle of the forest on the outskirts of the village.

He began pulverizing random trees, kicking, punching, and using the jutsu he currently had in his repertoire. By the time he was finish he had completely decimated about twenty really old trees. He stood there and wiped the sweat from his brow. He took off his tan t-shirt and began fanning himself while he tried to remember how to breathe. He sat down at the roots of a tree that he had missed and tried to think of what he should do now. He decided to just relax there for a while. He put his shirt back on. He slumped and let his tense muscles begin to unwind. He closed his eyes and breathed in deeply the smell of the forest. It filled his senses and made him slightly sleepy. He soon began to doze off.

Little did Iruka know he had company, even though the company he had wasn't aware of him either. There was a boy about a year older than Iruka himself sleeping in one of the trees Iruka hadn't gotten to. He had pale silver hair and a mask on that hides his face. His lazy black eyes were hidden as he slumbered up in the cedar tree. He stirred slightly in his sleep. He caught the feel of bark stabbing at his back and slowly forced his eyes to open. He sat up attentively and brushed the bark off of his back. He surveyed his surrounding and found that he was no longer alone.

He squinted down at the figure. 'A girl?' he questioned in his mind. He jumped down immediately. He looked around and saw the horrible shape the local foliage was in and deduced that it was all done by Iruka. 'She's pretty strong for a girl, shit, for anybody her age!' He walked over to Iruka and noticed he was asleep.

He squatted down to Iruka's height and wondered what he was doing out there in the first place. 'Hmm kinda flat for a girl.' he mused as he smiled behind his mask. This kid in front of him whether boy or girl was really cute. The scar across their face made them seem so peaceful, as they slept on without a care. 'I wonder….?' Kakashi thought looking in between Iruka's legs. 'Hmm…' he thought about it for a second then 'I know I shouldn't but I got to know' a bead of sweat trailed down the side of Kakashi's face. He slowly reached between Iruka's slightly spread legs and rubbed his groin.

Iruka groaned in his sleep but remained slumbering. His face fixed into a slight frown. Kakashi continued to rub, he felt a bulge grow in Iruka's pants and before Kakashi could retract his hand Iruka's eyes flashed open.

"What the hell? Who the fuck, are you?" Iruka yelled before he looked down at the older boy's hands on his ever bulging crotch. Kakashi managed to snatch his hand back right before "You fucking pervert!" Iruka yelled. Iruka threw a punch at the pale haired boy which he blocked.

"Slowdown! Lemme-!" but Kakashi couldn't finish his sentence as Iruka started to assault him with kicks, puches and whatever else he could think of to get the pervert away from him.

The assault continued on for almost half an hour, with Iruka attacking and Kakashi barely blocking, before it was ended by Kakashi. He moved with a lightning fast swiftness that managed to get him behind Iruka. He grabbed both of Iruka's arms and kept him from attacking.

"Lemme go! I'm gonna kick your ass!" Iruka yelled, today just wasn't his day.

"Calm down dammit! I'm sorry, ok. With the way you're acting you'd think you were a virgin." Kakashi replied.

"What the hell does that have to do with anything!?" Iruka said but now his face was burning red and his voice was a little softer with a lilt of embarrassment.

"I was trying to figure out whether or not you were a girl." Kakashi said it as if he hadn't just fondled the younger boy.

"Why didn't you just ask you perverted asshole!?" Iruka retorted. "Will you please let me go?" he said this time with his voice really calm.

"Do you promise not to try and attack me?" Kakashi asked slowly as if he were talking to a psycho.

"Yes now let me go!" Iruka sort of pleaded. Kakashi slowly let go of his arms. With that Iruka started walking off. Not looking back even once.

Kakashi ran to catch up with him. "Hey wait!"

"What do you want?" Iruka asked. 'you pervert.' he added in his mind.

"Uh I was just wondering why you were out here." Kakashi asked, his nervousness hidden by his mask.

"I don't really think that's any of your business." Iruka said not even turning to face the older boy.

"Well I know its not my business but….in my experience people really only come out this far to get away from something…." Kakashi stated. He knew what he was doing was prying but for some reason this boy really interested him.

"I didn't want to go back to the academy so I came out here. There, does that answer your question?" Iruka said harshly even though his voice was even and not rising in volume.

"But why?" Kakashi asked in a nice voice. It was sort of soothing in a way. Iruka turned to his molester and for the first time actually looked at him. The first thing he noticed was the glistening mane of silver hair perched on the older boy's head. He stared at it for a moment or two and decided that it was some of the most beautiful he'd seen in his young life. He then went on to study the boy's eyes. They were the darkest he'd seen and were as deep as space, he almost got caught in those eyes as they seemed to bore into his soul. He shook himself free of their hold.

"The other kids…they were making fun of me." Iruka admitted tears stinging at the back of his eyes. He closed them tight to keep them from falling and when he thought it was safe to open them again he did, slowly.

"Why would they make fun of you, you seem to be a very proficient ninja?" Kakashi asked cocking his head to the side in a questioning expression.

"They were making fun of me because they thought I was gay." Iruka said softly. Kakashi's eyes widened slightly then relaxed as a soft smile curved his lips under his mask.

"Well…are you?" Kakashi asked genuinely wanting to know.

"I…don't know, I never even really thought about stuff like that." Iruka said as his face burned. It could have been his imagination but he could've sworn that Kakashi sidled just a few inches closer.

"So think about it now." Kakashi said. "Do you think you would ever be interested in kissing another boy?" Kakashi said drawing even closer.

"I don't think it would be totally unpleasant." Iruka said taking a step back.

"Really now?" Kakashi said as he stepped closer matching Iruka step for step. "Wanna try it now?" he asked as he backed Iruka into the cedar tree he had been slumbering in earlier.

"N-no I don't think that would be such a good idea." Iruka said, and looked anywhere but at Kakashi.

"I think you're lying." with that said Kakashi pressed his body up against Iruka's. Instantly Iruka felt his body begin to heat up with a feeling he didn't quite recognize. All he could feel was the heat of the older stranger's body pressed against his and it made his heart race.

"What do you think-" Iruka couldn't finish his question as Kakashi thrusts his tongue into Iruka's mouth. Iruka fought for a second or two before moaning into their lip lock.

Loving the taste of Iruka, Kakashi burrowed deeper into the younger boy via his mouth. He felt warm arms wrap around his neck and pull him closer. Another moan sounded in both of their ears and it only drew them closer.

They heard someone clear their throat above them. They quickly broke their embrace, for there above them stood the forth Hokage.

End of First Chapter

I really hope you guys liked the first chapter. I had planned to make it a lot longer but I don't have time right now. Count on an update soon. Tell me what you think. If no one likes it so far I'll delete it lol. Uh ya I think that's all I wanna say for now. Ja ne luv you all.

P.S. I'll delete grammar error and stuff soon

1 has anyone ever heard that saying before I always wanted to say that