(A/N)

I promised Absol Master that I'll be publishing the new series of My Maple Story Encounter With Annoying Maplers today. I know many(I think) of you have been waiting for this, and a promise is a promise, so, please give it up for Absol Master for making me release the latest edition of the series… Tsk tsk.

Monster Carnival, Level 42

King0fMapLe153: I am the king of Maple Story and you must listen to me!

Every Mapler in the map: (ignores and just goes around doing their own stuff)

At that time, I was in the map with my good buddy Saint7.

Saint7: Lol who is tis guy?

Me: Dunno sia.

King0fMapLe153: I command you all to bow to me!

Me: (does F3 face) yes, my lord, but tell me, how do we bow?

King0fMapLe153: uh…

Me and Saint7: (F2 face) tricked you!

Orbis Tower 12th Floor, Level 40

UltimateSpear43: You're such a noob

Me: Me? A noob? (double-clicks)

Me: wtf your only level 19 and you came to Orbis…

UltimateSpear43: wtf your only level 1 and you came to Orbis…

Get this straight, I hate guys who try to be a copycat.

Me: If your so pro, why don't you try killing a Fire Sentinel?

UltimateSpear43: I'll do jus tat.

60 seconds later…

UltimateSpear43: Okay im dead but I can't believe you can do it too

Me: (kills Fire Sentinel with one blow and a F3 face)

UltimateSpear43: OMG you're the best you're the most powerful

Eos Tower 101st Floor, Level 40

WhatsAname999: Be my gf plz

Me: I'm a guy, idiot

WhatsAname999: Be my bf plz

Me: your gay right?

WhatsAname999: Yea.

PwettyOne24: I'll be your gf

WhatsAname999: really? I luv u

PwettyOne24: I luv u too

Me: ew… well nvm im just happy to be saved from that gay…

Ellinia, Level 21

Level50: want to buy this (trades)

Me: wat thing?

Level50: (puts on trade a tree stump)

Me: nah I dun need… thx… (wondering why some random guy sells a single tree stump)

Level50: plz buy it's a good offer just 100K

Me: wtf a mere stump cost 100K?

Level50: Isn't that the market offer?

Me: (cancels trade)

Shanghai Wai-Tan, Level 38

Me: buying chicken feet

A Level 10 named 34RTH walked up to me.

34RTH: OMG there are chickens on maple?

Me: Um yeah

34RTH: Do they lay eggs?

Me: … no…

34RTH: your so cruel chickens have a life how dare u kill them for their feet

Me: …

34RTH: I'm going to kill you

Me: Oooo im so scared… (changes channel)

(A/N) I know its short… The next one will be out next week, I promise =)