"Sittin' in the drive thru, sittin' in the drive thru."
The two best friends are singing in the car, as they are driving up to the drive thru window to get their food.
"I can't wait to get me some of that wiener," Ian says, pointing the camera at himself in an awkwardly close position.
"That's what your mom said last night!" the older boy, who's driving, yells out, looking toward the camera.
Ian panes the camera back at himself again and frowns at it.
The guy in front of them are taking forever. So Ian and Anthony starts to make up lines of, what they think he might be talking to the girl in the window about.
They finally drive up to the window themselves, still laughing from their own humor.
The girl notice them laughing together and says, as she passes them their food;
"Well, aren't you guys cute together." She gives them a big teasing smile.
Anthony takes the food and passes it to Ian, while giving him a weird look.
He then turns to the girl and says something, that makes her laugh, but Ian doesn't really hear what it is. He's lost in his own thoughts for a few seconds.
Why would she say, that we look cute together? We were just goofing around. And why did Anthony look at me like that? Was he disgusted by the thought? Was I?
"Hey Ian!" Anthony breaks his line of thoughts. They're back on the road, heading home. "Were you even listening to me?" Anthony gives him a quick, annoyed look and then returns his eyes to the road. "What?" Ian turns his attention toward his best friend and drops his initial thoughts completely. "I was just asking, if you think the girl at the drive thru was flirting with me." Ian feels a little jealous by the question. But why? Of who? Anthony? The girl?
I couldn't be jealous of the girl. I'm not attracted to Anthony. He's my best friend! Also.. I'm not gay!
Anthony looks impatiently at Ian, still waiting for an answer.
"I don't know man, was she playing with her hair and laughing at your jokes?"
"Yeah."
"Then it's final. She defiantly wants to get into your pants!" Ian smirks at Anthony, who just shakes his head and regrets that he even asked.
When the guys are back at the house, they continued to film Lunchtime with Smosh.
"First bite!" Anthony is filming himself as he take a huge bite into his burger. The bite is so big that half of it falls out and lands on the paper the burger was wrapped in.
Ian laughs at him.
Anthony starts making some pleasurable groaning sounds and then conquers up a foodgasme. Ian thinks it sounds kinda sexy, even though he wouldn't admit it to himself.
Ian takes the camera from Anthony and films himself taking a big bite of his corndog.
Practically sticking the whole thing in his mouth. Anthony intensely follows his every move, as the smaller boy with the bowl haircut explains, with his mouth full, to the camera, that he had forgotten to film his first bite and that he hopes that they will be satisfied with that. Anthony knows that he was.
Ian notice Anthony still looking at him. "Dude, why are you staring at me?"
Anthony is startled and quickly turns his attention back to his "German" burger.
Ian isn't interested in a deeper conversation about it, so he just lets it pass.
"Anthony, I believe it's time for something. " Ian spins the camera pointing it at his roommate. Anthony's face turns into a big creepy smile.
"Finding twitter questions, finding twitter questions." Anthony waves his arm frantically, with his phone in his other hand, as he sings the well known song.
He scrolls through, what feels like, hundreds of questions, that are all asking them to either come out of the closet or to kiss each other. Anthony is kinda wondering how Ian would react to these questions.
You know how he's going to react, so just stop it and find another question!
Ian is getting a little impatient and starts to rush Anthony a little bit. "Come on, man, how hard can it be to find a question?!"
"They're all about us being gay, so relax, dude, I'm trying!"
"Just pick one!"
Fine, you really want a question? All right, here's a damn question!
Anthony swallows the clot, that has suddenly built up in his throat, and says in a goofy, casual voice:
"Smoshlover411 says.." He pauses for dramatic effect (and to gather his nerves.) "That we should kiss each other!"
He laughs, to kinda shrug it off, but inside he nervously awaits Ian's reaction.
Ian closes his eyes and forms a kissing face, while still filming. Anthony's heart jumps up into his throat.
Is he joking? Or is he really trying to kiss me? If he's joking and I reach in to kiss him, our friendship would be over. But what if he really does want me to kiss me? I don't want to miss an opportunity..
Anthony's heart is beating faster and faster, but before he can reach doing anything, Ian breaks into laughter and makes vomiting sounds. Anthony's heart falls to his stomach. He had somewhat expected that reaction, but it still hurts a little bit.
Ian explains into the camera, how you just can't joke about that for too long.
Anthony chuckles along, trying to hide his slight pain.
"Soooooooo," Ian spins the camera around, "now that our food is.. Somewhat complete.." He pans over the half eaten food and then points the camera at Anthony. "What would you rate it?!"
Anthony makes a violent bob with his head, as Ian gets really close with the camera. "I would rate it," he makes a quick dramatic pause to think, "27 total legit german burgers out of 25!"
"An impossible score!" Ian makes an overdramatic face and then afterwards turn the camera to Anthony, who says; "See you next Monday. Bye," and finishes himself by saying a loud; "bitch!" into the camera.
"So, I should go edit this." Ian picks up the camera and as Anthony just gives him an approving nod, he walks toward the room they use as their editing room. He just wants to run, to get away from the feeling that has spread in his stomach after the whole kissing thing, but he walks as casually as he can down the hallway, even though his legs feels like two wooden pegs.