DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!

AN: This is a Derek Lord story. Norman's character from one episode of Law and Order SVU. This story will have nothing do to with the characters form SVU therefore I put it in Misc TV Shows. Thank you for reading! Please Review. ~Duckie

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Chapter One

Derek was at his favorite salad and soup place with his good buddy, Patrick. Patrick was what he would call, "A blue collar actor", however Patrick had a following just like Derek. They both never wanted to be famous they just wanted to do something they loved. They both loved their fans and constantly were talking to them on a one on one basis. Patrick was currently in New York City for a fan expo of sorts for a movie he did a while back and Derek was in New York City relaxing for once. His tour just ended and he needed some "me time" in order to write new songs for the new album. Sadly we was lacking inspiration at the moment.

"Here me out, you need inspiration do what I do pull it out of your ass. Its all pretending anyways."

"Acting maybe but not singing man. My fans feel like they know me because of the lyrics I write."

"I got it! Write songs that just don't make sense but sound good. The presidents do that man and their shit rocks."

Derek just smiled at his friend. Patrick did have a point but Derek always enjoyed putting himself out there and then flipping off anyone that didn't like it. He was an artist, a wickedly demented artist but still an artist.

As Derek smiled at his friend he looked outside to see this young girl on the street walking by the restaurant. She was stunning.

"Damn man, that girl is Hotttt." Patrick said as he got up and headed to the bathroom. Derek just smiled as Patrick left. Patrick was too much sometimes. Derek grabbed his fork again to eat more of his forgotten salad when he felt someone sit across of him. He looked up thinking it was Patrick but surprised to see the girl from the street smiling at him. He was used to fans approaching and asking him for photographs or autographs. But this girl just sat there with a huge smile on her face.

"Hi." Derek said as he continued to look into her eyes. They were a stunning blue like the ocean. He was getting lost in her eyes when she finally spoke. He reached in his pocket for his trusty pen when all of a sudden she said,

"Hi. Umm.. You know how everyone has a list of five right?"

Derek looked at her strangely and nodded. Of course he knew the list of five. Everyone had one. He had made a point to meet his five. He did not sleep with all five of them but he just wanted to meet them.

"Great, because I have my list and you happen to be number one on my list." She smiled and then continued before he could say anything. "So you should take me back to your place so I can rock your world for one night."

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Patrick was coming back from the bathroom when he noticed the gorgeous girl from outside talking to Derek. As he approached the table he heard,

"...so I can rock your world for one night."

"Derek is too much of a pussy. You don't want him to rock your world. I will be more than happy to rock yours." Patrick said with a smirk.

The mysterious girl kept eye contact with Derek as she said, "You are not number one on my list Patrick MacManus, Derek is, first of all. Second of all I never asked Derek to rock my world. I told him I would rock his."

"So I am number two. Skip him and let me show you why I should be number one." Patrick said with confidence.

"Who said you were number two?" The girl said winking at Derek. Patrick's mouth fell open. He was speechless. This girl was getting to him. Derek really liked this girl. She was the first person to ever make Patrick go speechless and he could tell Patrick was reeling from the lack of attention. Derek continued to look at the girl never looking over at his speechless friend.

"Is Patrick on the list and where is he on the list." Derek had to ask. He was curious.

"Yes he is. Number four." She said matter-o-factly.

"Aha! See I am above one person!" Patrick said getting his voice back.

The girl smirked while still looking at Derek and said, "I never said I had five on my list." With that Patrick went speechless again and began to lick his wounds next to Derek.

"Who is all on your list?" Derek asked

"Well you, Nathan Fillion, Bruce Campbell, and of course your sad sack friend over there. But I am rethinking at choice." She winked at Derek as Patrick sat up straight in his sit trying to find words.

"I have to say you have a good list there. All great guys. Can understand your choices, well all except the last one." Derek said winking back at the girl.

"I know right. I may have to take him off the list." She said smirking. With that Patrick got up and walked away to bend his wounds. The two started to laugh.

"I have never seen anyone put him in his place and make him go speechless."

The girl just smiled. "So my offer still stands." Derek just looked at her. "To rock your world."

"I dunno. You could be a stalker or a hooker."

"I am not a stalker. And do I look like a hooker to you?" She said with a warm smile. She was wearing jeans and a Led Zeppelin t-shirt and converse shoes.

"No you don't. But you could be a stalker."

"It's your choice. Either you can take a chance and get your world rocked tonight or lose out on what could have been the best night of your life." She said with complete confidence. Derek choose that moment to look up at Patrick who was at the bar holding a small sign that said, 'Pussy'.

"Ok. Lets go."

"Wait. You don't have a girlfriend right?"

"No." He said smiling "You? Boyfriend?"

"No." With that Derek escorted the girl from the shop. As he walked through the door he looked back at Patrick who had his mouth open. Derek just flipped him off and Patrick started to laugh. Patrick wanted Derek to have some fun he deserved it.