A/N Oh .The first chapter is finally out! EEEEeeeeeeee!Ahem. I am HeroineOfOlympus,you can call me Joy btw,and I'd like to introduce my typist,and friend IRL, kimba! Oh..she's not here. Please do not be offended with the was made purely out of creativity,boredom,and insanity. This story will be AU-ish,and contain OC's,OOC-ness,pedos,cross dressers,duckies,and whatever poo is on my mind. ~Joy K.

Disclaimer:I do not in any way,own Percy Jackson,or any of his I did,I'd be Rick Riordan,and I'd be rolling in cash,and not waste my time making crackfics like these.

Being a Praetor was a tough job. Not only did you have to look good, you also have to be at your best behavior - which was exactly the opposite of what Octavian was doing. When he stepped out in his glorious purple bathrobe, he saw destruction. Beautiful, sexy destruction. There were explosions, fire and muscular statues of him. Percy and his friends were slaves, with chains on their ankles, and all that jazz. Hot babes were dancing around the statues, much to Octavian's delight. He clapped his hand and the dancers went to him. He started strutting around camp, the girls following behind. It was quite a magnificent sight, watching that sexy scarecrow romp around in his fuzzy clown suit. Wait... Clown Suit? Something was not right here. However, Octavian did not seem to notice, he was too busy being silly. Just then, a voice yelled out,

"Octavian, sweetheart!" Octavian turned around and a hand squeezed his over-sized, red clown nose. My gods, it was...

Reyna?!

Octavian woke up, beaded in sweat. What was that crazy dream all about? Suddenly, he had the urge to throw a rubber ducky in Percy's face. He got up, grabbed the duck from the bathtub and went out the door. He found Percy by the river, washing his bunny slippers.

"Perseus Jackson!" called out Octavian. "Think fast!"

And with all the non-existent strength he had in his scrawny arms, he threw the rubber duck at Percy's head. There was a loud thud and Percy's head exploded.

Reyna woke up, and banged her head on the bedside. /A dream... Yes, that's what it was. / She felt something furry in between her legs. Could it have been a goat? She rolled to the side and saw Grover's gorgeous face, smiling at her.

"Hey." was all he said.

Reyna fell out of bed and dramatically yelled, "NOOOOOOOO!" before fading to black.

Frank woke up, on top of a mountain. Mt. Pototo, to be exact. He scratched his head and looked around. He stood up and began to walk, when he saw Octavian climbing the mountain.

"Hey Frank!" He called out. "Here's your clown suit. I dropped it in the river, by the way."

Percy woke up from his nightmare. What the Hades was going on? He looked at the alarm clock and realized he was late. He quickly dressed up and set out to the world unknown.

A/N

Chapter is kinda crap and weird,but the next chapters will make more sense! I Promise! :D