A/N: Er...this was random, but I heard this song and I started making my own little song and then this was born. R & R!
Olaf: Violet!
Henchmen: Violet!
Olaf: All the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you locked up, or your siblings in trouble
Yeah, now dig this, even though,
Henchmen: even though!
Olaf: You'd need a golden calculator to invent,
Henchmen: to invent!
Olaf: The time it took to look inside and realize that
My Disguises are all frauds and that I want your fortune, yeah!
[Chorus- Repeat 2x]
I know you'd like to thank your siblings don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that Sunny really smells like poo-ooo-ooo
Yeah, Klaus really smells like poo-ooo-ooo
Olaf:Violet!
Henchmen:Violet!
Olaf:See she's the reason for the word "wench"
henchmen:"wench"
Olaf:I hope she's speeding on making a invention
And also trying to comfort her baby sister
And try to foil my plans
And get caught, caught, cauuught in my trap (I'm not kiddin')
She needs a golden calculator to invent,
henchmen:to invent
Olaf:The time it took to look inside and realize that
Bad guys go for really hot inventing girls, yeah
[Chorus]
Olaf:well she's got the hottest body, but she thinks she's a smarty
When I met her at my home she was hardly acting normal
I said "Violet, would you wed me?"
She said "Pardon me, aren't you my daddy?"
I said "Darling, you sound like a smarty"
Oh so you're one them inventors, get geeked at the sight of inventing tools
But game been peeped, thinking I'm a perv
Thinkin'she's smart, this wench is lost
Must take me for a drunk a quick way to escape
A dirty place sleep, my daughter for a week, a trick for a fortune
Now go on be my honey, my hygeine is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with any bankers
And judges just to foil my plans to marry you
I wanna see your fortune not support you!
Better come back down to Olaf
Girl, quit chasin' Klaus
What happens when your dough gets low
Wench, you ain't that smart
No way.. no way.. no way
[Repeat 2x]
Crazy Wench
Crazy wench
Crazy wench
Crazy wench