I do not own Merlin. Just a little drabble.
If These Fall Down In Public Again
By waterrain
"Merlin, If these ever fall down in public again." Arthur said slowly while tugging at his trousers when saying the word 'These' and giving his manservant a look. "Do not pull them up for me as if I'm unable to bend down and pull them up."
"Well, Sire. I was not sure what to do for never before have your trousers fell down to your ankles in public. So I had decided to help you out and you freaked out for some reason." Merlin commented causally, Arthur crossed his arms in annoyance, and he went on to say. "If you were to bend down and pull them up then your Uncle along with everyone there would notice that you were not wearing anything under your trous-"
Arthur's cheeks turned red, he clenched his fists, and gave his manservant a look that said 'Shut up, Merlin'.
"I wear long shirts so they would not see anything at all, Merlin."
"I think a couple of them are perverts and would have found a way to see your-"
"Shut up, Merlin."
"I'm just saying, Sire. You can never be too careful for old people can be perverts too." Merlin said cheerfully and Arthur groaned loudly at him.
"If these fall down do not pull them up for me." Arthur stated to him and once again tugged at his trousers when saying 'These'. "Do not pick them up for me."
"What if people see your arse when you bend down? Do you think they would still respect you if they saw your blinding white arse?" Merlin asked innocently and he was swiftly assigned a lot of chores from the irritated King.
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