A/N: These are non-related drabble, short story idea things. I like to free write and sometimes some of the things I write are pretty amusing. Because of this most of these things might be crack. Other times they might involve a serious topic and invoke serious feels. This is of the crack variety.
Save Me Mr. Megatron Sir!
Soundwave ducked as something flew at him. They were just throwing things at his face. What was their problem? It wasn't like he had done anything to them. He was just minding his own business when they came out of nowhere and started throwing things at him.
Who were they? Numerous small little fleshies. Tons of them. They had stormed through a groundbridge and started attacking him. He knew he should be squishing them, but ever since he had gotten juices into his inner most workings, he had decided to never squish a human again. They just somehow managed to stick to everything!
His tentacles covered his face as he internally whimpered and ran out of the room, thousands of tiny feet resounding on the metal behind him.
[[Mega-chan! Help me!]]
He screamed out mentally for help and felt a resounding anger respond. Thank god his hunny-boo Megsies would always rescue him. He could always count on his Lord and Leader. Soundwave's long arms flailed about behind him as he ran further away from the squishies, resounding thuds echoing off the halls as he ran.
His spark soared when he heard the tell-tale roar of his beloved and he chirped in happiness. Megatron appeared around the corner of a hallway and he ran full out towards him. Soundwave's tentacles curled in pleasure and his spark settled in relief when Megatron continued to run past him and blast away at all the fleshies. He sighed in admiration as he watched the charred remains of human organs fly through the air. There was just something about Megatron obliterating human fleshies that brought out his rugged handsomness.
He watched as Megatron squashed the last fleshie under his foot before those eyes turned to Soundwave. Burning red staring into his own with rage and hunger. Soundwave laid a servo on his forehead as Megatron grabbed him around his slim waist and pulled him to his chest.
"They didn't hurt you, did they, Berry-chan?"
Soundwave beeped in a no before he leaned forward to nuzzle his blank face screen against Megatrons. Megatron huffed before clicking the secret panel below his chin that withdrew the screen. Soundwave's lips quivered as he stared up into Megatron's heated inferno eyes. He held his non-existent breath before Megatron finally leaned down and captured his lips in a bruising kiss.
Their tongues twirled and mixed in a secret dance that was only known to cybertronians. Numerous clicks and beeps came from Soundwave in pleasure and Megatron chuckled at the sounds. His arms curled around Soundwave's hips tightly before clawing at his sides as he pulled away. The scratches sent a shiver up his spine and he whined for more. Megatron however denied him and grinned devilishly at his stubborn pout. He then turned back to the mess that was the thousands of squishies and frowned. He activated his comm link and started communicating with the other bot on the line.
"Starscream, get your aft over here now. You have a mess to clean up."
"Wha—but master! Isn't that best left for the—"
"Now Starscream! Or do you want me to tie you to your berth again and let Predaking have its way with you?"
Soundwave giggled inwardly when he heard the frightened screech of the seeker. It was always amusing seeing Starscream suffering.
"No-No master…I'm still sore from last time…"
"Good."
Megatron shut off his comm link before turning back to Soundwave. He grinned ruggishly.
"Now come Soundwave, I have vile goo that has to be cleaned from my most inner workings. I will need the help of your…nimble fingers."
Soundwave shivered before following after his master. He always loved when he got to clean his Master. It always led to a nice relaxing after noon. His tentacles writhed in anticipation.
A/N: I crack up whenever I read over it myself. xD