Yay! More fun with the X-Men! This was created during a two hour bus ride, because you have to pass the time somehow. And after singing one hundred bottles of beer on the wall all the way from a hundred to negative one, everyone wanted to kill KMWagner and me so we made this up!
Twelve Days Of Mutant Christmas!
On the first day of Christmas the X-Men gave to me Wolverine in a thorn tree.
On the second day of Christmas the X-Men gave to me Two jumbo jets and Wolverine in a thorn tree.
On the third day of Christmas the X-Men gave to me Three leather suits, two jumbo jets and Wolverine in a thorn tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas the X-Men gave to me Four burning plates, three leather suits, two jumbo jets and Wolverine in a thorn tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas the X-Men gave to me Five metal claws, four burning plates, three leather suits, two jumbo jets and Wolverine in a thorn tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas the X-Men gave to me Six red quartz visors, five metal claws, four burning plates, three leather suits, two jumbo jets and Wolverine in a thorn tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas the X-Men gave to me Seven Harley bikes, six red quartz visors, five metal claws, four burning plates, three leather suits, two jumbo jets and Wolverine in a thorn tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas the X-Men gave to me Eight mutants humming, seven Harley bikes, six red quartz visors, five metal claws, four burning plates, three leather suits, two jumbo jets and Wolverine in a thorn tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas the X-Men gave to me Nine robots snoring, eight mutants humming, seven Harley bikes, six red quartz visors, five metal claws, four burning plates, three leather suits, two jumbo jets and Wolverine in a thorn tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas the X-Men gave to me Ten frozen pools, nine robots snoring, eight mutants humming, seven Harley bikes, six red quartz visors, five metal claws, four burning plates, three leather suits, two jumbo jets and Wolverine in a thorn tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas the X-Men gave to me Eleven Marvel zombies, ten frozen pools, nine robots snoring, eight mutants humming, seven Harley bikes, six red quartz visors, five metal claws, four burning plates, three leather suits, two jumbo jets and Wolverine in a thorn tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas the X-Men gave to me Twelve ninjas fighting, eleven Marvel zombies, ten frozen pools, nine robots snoring, eight mutants humming, seven Harley bikes, six red quartz visors, five metal claws, four burning plates, three leather suits, two jumbo jets and Wolverine in a thorn tree.
Have a Merry Mutant Christmas!
Oh, and you kind of have to know a little about the X-Men and seen the first movie to get it. Thanks for reading (and reviewing...)