Meet The Parents

July 30th, 2016

Gravity Falls, OR

"I know it's been awhile since we've last talked," Wendy said as she was walking away from Robbie & Tambry Valentino's wedding reception. She paused and gently pulled a weed before she continued on.

"I just came from the Valentino's," she added as she walked through the vast space, "Someone actually married Robbie. And you wouldn't believe it, but it's Tambry."

As she bent over to clear out another patch of weeds she continued, "It's been four years since they got together. Man, I never thought either of them would have found someone before me."

Seeing that she had cleared out the weeds she stood back up and resumed her trek to her destination. "You always told me that someday I would find someone who would get me. Someone who shared my love of bad movies and adventure. Someone who would treat me as a person, not a possession. Someone who wouldn't run after meeting dad. Heh."

With a smile she saw she was at her destination, "I finally met him, well, really I've known him for, like, four years. You'd like him. He's a sweetheart. Even dad approves of him. Don't worry though, he's not a muscle-head. He's got brains."

As she kneels at the monument in front of her, she hears someone calling her name. Turning her head she calls out, "Over here."

Turning back she pills a cloth from her handbag and begins wiping dust off of the monument. "That's him. I'll introduce the two of you when he gets here."

A few moments later, "Wendy, where are you?

She stands up and waves him over, "Here I am."

Dipper walks over and gently takes her hand as she leans over and gives him a kiss. "Thanks for leaving me with Thompson. He kept trying to show me pics of this girl he met at college. Nate and Lee baled right after you."

Wendy leans over and kisses him on the forehead before she straightened out, "Sorry man, I just needed to get some air. You Know I don't like these stuffy shindigs."

"Yeah, me neither." He replied with a smirk, "But why'd you come all the way out here.

"Well, I had someone I hadn't visited in awhile and now that you're here I think its time to introduce you to her." She said as she turned him to face the monument, "Mom, this is Dipper Pines. He's the one I was telling you about."

"Hello ma'am, nice to meet you." Dipper said as he looked over the gravestone.

Victoria Naomi Corduroy

May 12th 1974 - February 23, 2010

She Was A Single Rose Found Growing

Among The Forest Floor