Author's Note: Just a little tune devoted to real vampires. I put it on Gaia after I typed it up. So I'm posting it here now. I own nothing.
To be sung to the tune of "Give me that Old Time Religion"
Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
It's good enough for me
It was good enough for Stoker
It was good enough for King
It was good enough for Rice
And it's good enough for me
Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
It's good enough for me
It was good enough for Lugosi
It was good enough for Langella
It was good enough for Lee
And It's good enough for me.
Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
It's good enough for me
It was good enough for Collins
It was good enough for Claude
It was good enough for Compton
And it's good enough for me
Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
It's good enough for me
References to:
First verse: Writers-Bram Stoker, Stephen King, Anne Rice,
Second Verse: Draculas-Bela Lugosi, Frank Langella, Christopher Lee,
Third Verse: Vampires-Barnabas Collins, Jean Claude, and Bill Compton..