Once upon a time, there was an Elite MLG no-scoper that could 360 no-scope your mum from across the map without using a controller. One day, when he was smoking some pot, some non-MLG hardscopers went up to him. "giv me us some of ur mad kush fgt." said the scrublord "or we will fukin rek u m8." said the other scrublord. The Elite MLG no-scoper replied, "get your own kush cpt fgts" and quickscoped the two scrublords so hard that they dropped their Doritos bags. The scrublords fell on their knees and begged the pro no-scoper to teach them in his ways, but he couldn't because they were both non-MLG, and no-scoped. Another day, a nine year old boy decided to join a match on MW2 with the no-scoper. The boy attempted to hardscope the MLG no-scoper but failed, since he was a nerd who didn't even know how to scope. In return, the MLG no-scoper trickshotted the boy so hard that the boy threw his controller across the room and burned his own copy of MW2. The MLG no-scoper said to this, "get rekt scrub." and drank a can of Mountain Dew. The next day, the no-scoper decided to watch Shrek 2 while eating Doritos, when he got an e-Mail from Faze himself. The email read: "dear no-scoper, i have watched ur MLG no-scoping montages and decided that u have what it takes to b in faze." But the no-scoper replied, "nah bro i am 2mlg4u" and denied Faze's offer. Enraged, Faze sent out his best quickscopers to go pwn the no-scoper. Once the quickscopers arrived at his house, they rekt the door and camped for 5 hours straight. "weve been w8ing 4 5 hours n he isnt here" said one of the quickscopers. "ye and this shrek movie has been on 4 a while" said a different one. Then, Shrek came out of the TV and 420 blasted the quickscopers as they stood. "shrekt." said Shrek. Finally, the no-scoper came out from his camping spot and hardscoped Shrek. He felt pretty bad that there were so many cheeky, fedora-wearing scrublords in the world, so he decided to play MW2 and eat Doritos. When he got on his Xbox Live account, he saw that he had over +100 messages from Faze Clan, asking him to face them on CoD. The pro no-scoper laughed at how hard those noobs raged and replied, "fook off. none of u will b as gr8 as a no scoper as i will ever be." So after rekting some 7 year-olds on CoD, he had gotten a party invite from his mentors: snipars, vagabonds, BigFCKNGun and Pyrocynical. "where the fook hav u been, kunt?" asked vagabonds. "m8 we need to rek that scrublord faze." said snipars. "ye do it or i will rek u m8 n dont forget to subscribe to my channel." agreed BigFCKNGun. After smoking pot and practicing 360 no-scoping, the MLGers joined a match with Faze and his army of fgt hardscopers. Faze and all of Faze Clan was rekt, being no-scoped, quick-scoped, trick-shotted, and head-shotted. The match was almost over, and the no-scoper and his mentors needed only one more kill. Faze, like the scrublord he was, camped in a building, waiting for the no-scoper to approach. The no-scoper walked out in plain sight and Faze fired. All the bullets missed, and the no-scoper got the final kill. He 360 no-scoped, hardscoped, quickscoped, trickshotted, headshotted, proneshotted, crouchshotted, nutshotted, combat axed, semtexed, 420 blasted, swan dived Faze from across the map. The final kill cam was so awesome that it made Call of Duty/FPS History and made everyone's MW2 account melt and their Xbox Live accounts crash. But Faze has returned with a new gamertag: [faZe] and now terrorizes the scrublords in tf2.