ASV: Yes! I finally stopped being lazy and moved this story to this account. This story used to be on KyuubiUchiha, but now is on my new account. The slow process of moving stories to this account will be painful and well… slow. I am sorry for all the trouble I'm causing! *bows* I just want all of my stories on one account…. D:
Chapter Dedication: To one of my closest friends who enjoyed this chapter very much and actually named the chapter too. Thank you! :D
Summary: Mommy Raito. Daddy L. Sister Matsuda. Grandmother Misa?! Enter Kei and Mai, the five year old twins who bestowed the people of the Kira Investigation Team their crazy family roles for one week. Chaos, chocolate, toys, cigarettes, and… love? 'Ohhhh crap!' indeed, Matsuda.
Time Setting/Bit Alternation: To not confuse anyone, the time setting is during the time where Raito purposely lost his memories. (Yotuba Group Arc) Therefore he is chained to L (XD) and is nicer than when he was Kira. Also, Matsuda still works in the police department even though he also is working on the Kira case too. He is also still Misa's manager. (It hasn't gotten to the part of when Matsuda hears the Yotuba group talking about Kira.) L had allowed this because I forced him to since it's my story. Thank you! ^^
Author's Note: There might seem like there's bashing, especially for Misa. I know that some of you out there love her, like me, but in this story, it goes the way it flows. Gomen!
Warning: This story is based on an inspiration I got! It's NOT perfect, so don't expect it to be. And if you've read my other stories, you'll know that I'm not a perfect writer OR a really good one in Fanfiction Standards. You have been warned. ^^
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, thank you very much. Though Matt owns me…X3
Matt: How right you are, Kyu-chan! *smirks sexily* Now start writing.
Kyu: Of course, Matt-sama! I love you! :3 *Starts writing*
Enjoy!
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The House Game
Chapter 1: Raito and L: Betwinned
'Ohhhh crap!' Matsuda thought as he entered L's headquarters. He put his belt, cell phone, gun, and badge on the security conveyer belt and picked them up at the other end. He walked into the main room where Raito and L were working feverishly to find Kira. Well, it was more like Raito was the one working hard while L looked like he was having a pleasant tea party… alone. As soon as Matsuda entered, L looked up and greeted him with a nod and a polite, "Hello Matsuda-kun," before he returned to his sweets. Raito didn't even look up, though he did acknowledge Matsuda with a small grunt.
Matsuda nervously smiled as he walked over to L and stood before the famous detective. L noticed from his position on the couch, but didn't bother to look up at all. "What is it?" he asked as he put more sugar cubes in his coffee.
"Ummm..." Matsuda started, but didn't finish.
"Every second you stand there, more criminals are put to death by Kira." L said calmly as his eyes wondered over to Raito. He had spoken loud enough for Raito to hear.
Raito just rolled his eyes and continued to work as he tried to ignore the panda eyed man. But it was rather hard, since they are CHAINED to each other, and every movement L makes, Raito can feel it. Matsuda looked at Raito, then at L. At last, he couldn't hold it. "I'm sorry!!" Matsuda cried out.
He was on his knee, bowing right in front of L. L didn't seem fazed but he did raise an eyebrow, "And what are you apologizing for, Matsuda-kun? You have done nothing wrong as far as I am concerned." With that, L took a sip of his coffee and immediately put in another sugar cube. Raito mentally snorted at what L had just said.
Matsuda stayed bowing for another minute, then he looked up at L, "No, you don't understand!" he protested.
"Then please do enlighten me." L replied, finally content with his coffee… if it could be called that anymore, "And please stand up… I just had the floors cleaned." Raito choked while trying to not laugh; he understood what L had just implied.
Matsuda nodded, not understanding, and slowly stood up. Then he began talking really fast, "Thebossofthepoli—" Matsuda was interrupted by L, who raised a hand to silence the nervous policeman. "Slower, or you'll distract Raito-kun here from his work." Raito just merely continued to type away at the computer, without thanking L or looking at Matsuda.
Matsuda smiled sheepishly and began again, "Well, you see… the boss of the police department has twins, a boy and a girl, whom he entrusted me for a week."
L nodded understandingly, "And you're asking to have the week off to baby-sit them?" he asked, certain that he was right.
"Actually no." Matsuda replied, surprising Raito and L a bit.
"Then what?" Raito butted in as he asked. He stopped typing and turned around to look at Matsuda.
"I was wondering if they could come and stay here for the week…" Matsuda trailed off, and then hastily added, "And of course, I'll still be here to take care of them!"
"No." L said immediately, "Have you forgotten that –" this time, Matsuda cut L off.
"Yes, I know, Ryuuzaki-san! This headquarters of yours was only meant for the capture of Kira, not for babysitting."
L nodded, "Then there was no point to this conversation."
Matsuda immediately began to protest again, "But I'll be fired if I don't baby-sit them!"
"Then you can have the week off to baby-sit them." L replied calmly, now reaching for a sugar coated brownie with his left hand, dragging Raito's right hand along. Raito gave a slight grunt, but continued to type away at the computer after his right hand was back.
"But I want to help catch Kira!" Matsuda half shouted and half whined.
"What's going on?" Raito's father asked as he entered the main room along with Mogi and Misa.
"RAITO-KUN!!" Misa shrieked as she started to cling onto Raito's arm once again.
"Hello Misa." Raito managed not to grimace. How loud and annoying can this stupid blonde bimbo get?
"Ah, Yagami-san. Matsuda-kun here was just asking me if he could bring children into this headquarters for the sake of babysitting and catching Kira at the same time." L replied to Soichiro. "And naturally I refused. This headquarters is only used for catching Kira." Raito twitched slightly as he continued to attempt to pry Misa off of his arm; L was repeating himself too often.
Soichiro nodded and looked at Matsuda, "And who are these children Ryuuzaki was talking about?" he asked.
"… The police department boss' twins… sir." Matsuda replied nervously.
Soichiro's eyes widened comically, "You mean…" he trailed off in a whisper.
Matsuda nodded solemnly, "And if I don't baby-sit them, my job there is ruined, but I also want to help with the Kira case."
Soichiro looked at L, who didn't know about the twins. "Ryuuzaki." Soichiro said. He always had a soft spot for Matsuda.
"Yes, Yagami-san?" L questioned, popping a piece of cake into his mouth.
"Do you have an extra room in the headquarters for the twins?" Soichiro asked.
"Naturally, I do have the extra rooms, but I will not allow them to ever step foot into this place until the Kira case is solved." L retorted without missing a beat.
Soichiro stood still for a second, and then began, "But it's only for one week, and I swear that they will not get in the way!" Raito's father got down on the ground, just like Matsuda did before.
L looked at the man he respected and said, "Yagami-san, please… I did not think that was needed. Please get off the floor and don't degrade yourself."
"Only if you allow the twins into the headquarters for the week," Soichiro replied stubbornly.
L let out a small sigh and said, "Very well." He knew exactly how stubborn Ratio's father can be. And speaking of Ratio, there he is now. Misa was still clinging onto him as he continued to try to pry her off of him. Honestly, was Raito that weak? Or was Misa that strong? L bit his thumb as he waited for Soichiro to stand up.
Soichiro stood up and said, "Thank you, Ryuuzaki."
Matsuda smiled, sighed of relief, and said, "Thank you so much, L!"
"When are they coming?" Raito asked, now that Misa was finally off on him.
"Today," Matsuda replied then he hastily said, "Excuse me." With that, he ran out of the building. A few minutes later, he was back… with two more people. "Everyone, this is Kei." Matsuda gestured towards the twin boy, "And this is Mai." He pointed to the girl. The twins both had dark brown hair. While Kei's hair was short, Mai's hair was a bit longer and was in pigtails… just like Misa's.
"Kawaii!!" the said blonde squealed in delight as she rushed over to the twins. Before she had the chance to glomp them to death, Raito intervened and steered her away from the twins. L just looked at Matsuda and asked, "And how old are they?"
Matsuda fidgeted, "Five." He finally said, breaking a sweat.
L nodded, "I see."
The twins looked around, then at everyone. Then they looked around again. Then they declared, "We're gonna play HOUSE!"
Raito twitched, 'House?' he thought.
'House?! That sounds fun!!!' Misa squealed in her mind.
'H-house?' Soichiro choked in his thought.
'N-nani?!' (1) Matsuda gulped, now feeling really scared. After all, this place was work, not for playing games like House.
"House?" L questioned out loud. He wasn't the type to reveal his thoughts to anyone unless it was needed. Not only that, he never played this 'House' game before.
"Like this…" Kei chirped as he and Mai skipped over to Raito. "This is Mommy!"
Raito's pride was instantly shattered to tiny pieces; he knew that he was smart, talented, and good-looking. But NOT motherly looking! He looked at his father, who looked torn between being mad that his perfect son was given a female role or to laugh that his feminine son was given the perfect role. Matsuda coughed to hide his laughter while L's expression taunted and mocked him a lot. Those eyes held mocked amusement, and the light pink lips, which were curled in a slight smirk, made Raito really furious.
Apparently though, Misa thought that the twins were talking about her, so she just turned a nice, yet sickening, shade of red, as she giggled, "Oh silly children, I'm not your mother!" Now it was obvious that she forgot about the previous conversation.
But she was ignored as the twins just said once again, this time holding Raito's hands, "Mommy!"
Raito twitched and jerked his hands out of the twin's grasps, "I am NOT your mother, game or not!"
The twins blinked and tears began forming at their eyes. Luckily, Matsuda acted quickly, for once, and ran over to the nearly crying twins. "Aww, your mommy was just kidding. Of course he, I mean, she is your mommy!"
The twins nodded, wiped away the tears with their sleeves, and chirped, "Okay, Matsu-nee-chan! (2)" Matsuda didn't know whether or not to be happy that he got a slightly normal role even though he wasn't a girl. It wasn't like he had any pride…. Or does he? Even Matsuda himself doesn't know.
Raito was pretty glad that he wasn't the only guy who was given a girl role in this already annoying game. But Matsuda does not count as a guy. I mean, dude, the freaking guy screams like a girl when seeing a spider in the toilet. He even almost wet himself. What kind of a man is that? Okay, now Raito definitely felt like the only guy who was given a girl role. Why couldn't they just stick with the Kira case and refuse Matsuda's annoying begging? Oh yeah, Matsuda doesn't stop until he gets what he wants or he gets pummeled to death by a mysterious shower of apples that just happened to fall on him. Hmmm… Why didn't Raito suggest the latter earlier to L? It would've saved them from a week of babysitting.
The twins simply ignored the slightly confused Matsuda, and skipped over to the silent, yet nervous Mogi. "Nii-chan! (3)" Okay, now Matsuda and Raito were jealous of Mogi; how come he gets the really normal role?! Not that Raito really cares about this stupid game. Cough. Cough.
At least Mogi looked happy with his role. The twins both gave Mogi a reassuring tug on his shirt, then skipped over to Raito's father. They looked at Soichiro with a decisive look and finally said, "Jii-san. (4)" They bowed slightly, their manners kicking in a bit. They were only respectful to the elderly, it seems.
Soichiro smiled at the twins, "It's been a while, Mai-chan, Kei-chan. I missed you two." He said gently as he bent down, to face them at the same height.
"Likewise, jii-san!" Mai replied happily, giving Soichiro a big kiss on the cheek while Kei just hugged the man.
After their little reunion, the twins skipped away and stood in front of L. They whispered to each other as they eyed the detective out of the corner of their eyes. L just simply looked back at them, his face void of any emotion. He just waited for his role to bestow on him.
Finally, the twins came to a decision and jumped onto the couch. Mai was on L's left while Kei was on his right. They both snuggled up against him, making the detective very uncomfortable. He had to resist his instincts to throw them off. No one had ever been this close to him.
"Daddy!" they chirped simultaneously, making Raito snort mentally.
'L? A father? Please, making him a pet panda would be better than being made a dad.' Raito thought.
Raito thought he had beaten L in manliness until L reminded him out loud by saying, "Well, I suppose that this is better than getting the role of the mother." Raito's victorious grin was wiped off immediately and he just glared at the genius detective. L was looking at Raito with the same unemotional face, but just looked plain adorable with the twins still clinging onto him.
(A/N: OMG, I want a picture of that! XD)
Matsuda sweat dropped, 'They're so going to divorce.' He thought, not knowing that the other men in the room agreed. The oblivious twins just continued to cuddle up against L. But then, Kei got up, pulled Raito, who was distracted by his thoughts, over and made him sit down right next to L. Then the twins pushed the 'couple' together, and continued to cuddle. Raito growled softly, getting really annoyed that he couldn't do a thing about these pesky kids. L just thought, 'Pardon my French, o genius mind of mine, but this is going to be one hell of a week.'
Oh, how right L was.
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Kyu: Yatta! I'm done with the 1st chapter, yay! :D
Matt: Good Job, Kyu. Here's a little present for you. *Gives Kyu bar of chocolate*
Kyu: OMG, CHOCOLATE! *Grabs the chocolate out of Matt's hands & begins to eat.*
Matt: Okay, while Kyu is eating her reward, I'll tell you what the Japanese words mean in English; hence the numbering.
(1) N-nani?!: W-what?!
(2) Nee-chan: Older Sister
(3) Nii-chan: Older Brother
(4) Jii-san: Grandfather
Matt: Haha, not much right? But I have a feeling that Kyu might put a lot of more Japanese words in the next chapter, so be prepared.
Kyu: And please review! :D Matt-sama wants you to review too!
Matt: Oh yes I do. And, oh, I almost forgot. Here's a little preview of the next chapter:
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"But Daddy, I don't wanna wear these!" Kei whined.
L blinked, "What's wrong with these? I think they're rather nice."
"Ryuzaki!" Raito snapped as he snatched the clothes from L's grasp. "If Kei-chan doesn't want to look like you," Raito began as he held the long sleeved white shirt and baggy jeans that were exactly like L's, but just a few sizes smaller, "Then don't force him!"
L gave a slight pout, "But I think that Kei-chan would look cute in that."
Raito stared at L, "Are you serious?" Which also meant, 'are you crazy!?' in Raito's dictionary.
L nodded, "Whenever was I not serious?"
Raito didn't even bother to reply.
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ASV: Omg, I totally forgot about the preview. xD Sorry readers! Thank you, Matt-sama!
Matt: *sighs* It's fine Kyu, just get started on the next chapter. Don't want to keep the readers waiting.
ASV: Hai! (Yes!) *rushes off to go write the next chapter*
Matt: *looks at you* Once again, please review. *walks away to continue to play his videogame*
Please review! =)