GOD she hated parties.

Inoichi spun the bottle.

HATED them.

The bottle slowed-

SHE-

The bottle stopped-

HATED-

On Kushina.

PARTIES.

"So, Kushina, Truth or Dare?" Inoichi smiled beguilingly at her, as if he didn't load that bottle with chakra so that it would land on her. And she knew why. So just this once, because she had already prepared an answer, she would indulge him.

"Truth." Inoichi might have pissed himself, he looked so happy.

"Okay, Kushina." His grin turned slightly predatory. "Why did you move in with Minato?"

She could have told him the truth- that she was a refugee and needed a place to stay; that she had been seeing Minato long before she came to Konoha; that her tattoos turned him on like she had never seen; that she loved him and would marry him if she could ever get the appropriate documents- but she was pissed off, so instead she would fuck with his head. She would prey on his worst fears- that Minato was a big stud who could get hot foreign girls to move in with him as soon as they showed up and that Inoichi was just not good enough.

She leered at Inoichi from behind her dark sunglasses.

"Come on, Inoichi. Have you seen the man? You could grate cheese on his abs." She leaned forward so Inoichi could see a little of her cleavage and rested her forearms on her spread knees. "And his ass! You really can bounce quarters off of it, you know. I mean, his whole body is completely cut. Plus His hair is sooo soft. All over. Really." She leered again for effect. Then she sat up and pulled her knees together, leaned them to the side, pushed her sunglasses ontop of her head, folded her hands on her lap and tried her best to look like a saint. "I guess what I'm trying to say, Inoichi, is that I admire his commitment to community service and his village." She smiled in the way most women would if they were in love- demure and blushing, head slightly down. She wanted to add 'he fucks like a beast,' but she didn't think Inoichi would be able to handle it.

"My commitment to community service?" Minato's voice came from behind her. "I thought it was because I fuck like a beast." He sat down next to her and handed her some punch and cookies.

"That too, babe." She laughed. Inoichi looked like he was going to throw up.

Minato caressed her tattoos through her shirt.