Disclaimer- Supernatural is not mine and so on and so forth.
The Fierce Terror of the Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Dean and Sam went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then
they had a snowball fight and Dean hit Sam in his left toe with a big spiky ice ball. It hurt a lot, but Dean kissed it
heartrenderingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really splendid snow man!" Dean said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Sam said. "That would be more tasty and politically correct."
"I know," Dean said. "We can make a snow koala. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up wolfishly and made a melted snow koala. Dean put on a go-kart for the belly. The koala was
almost as big as Sam.
"It looks jolly," Dean said jubilantly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Sam said and held up a zesty looking pancake. "I found this on a barbeque." He put the pancake onto the
koala's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the koala, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl
like a unicorn frolicking freely through the fields, while the leprechauns slid down the rainbow.
Sam screamed girlishly and ran but the snow koala chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow koala
tickled him melodiously.
"Nobody does that to my little tiddly-wink!" Dean screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow koala through
the nostril. It fell down and Dean kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Sam said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The zesty pancake lay in the yard until a child picked it up and took it home.