Positive Thinking
A/N:I own this 'story'!
When I woke up this morning I felt in a bad mood. But I was happy about that. That showed that I have feelings.
Then I took lotion instead of toothpaste on the toothbrush. Then I understood that even the greatest can make mistakes. I felt very happy for that instinct.
When I opened the fridge a milk carton fell out, broke and splashed milk on my pants and shoes. I told myself it was good for the pants and shoes. I was gonna change the pants anyway.
Meanwhile the coffee boiled over (dont ask...). That got me to remember that coffee on a empty stomach aint good for your health.
Just as I slammed the door shut I noticed I forgot the keys. That moment, that sadness I hummed and thought that I didn't have to break in after work.
That the new pants got stuck in the bicycle chain and that I drove right into the neighbours hedge didn't bother me at all. Lucky that it wasn't even expensive pants, I mumbled happy.
And that it was the neighbours hedge I added happily.
At work I brought the coffeecup to the desk and accidently spilled most of it on the script to the report. It could have been a three week work! I yelled out in the hall. Lucky it just was a 14 days work that got ruined! And I had thought of redo it anyway.
To lunch I took a rawfoodplate and bit off a tooth on a small stone. That tooth had always been a little crooked so I asked the dentist to pull it out. Better not have any crooked teeth, I though and felt very happy.
On the way home I was gonna take out some money at the bank, but my card disappeared in the cash dispenser and didn't come back out. Oh well, those money I probably just would have spent on worthless things, I philosophised and applied some relaxing technique.
The locksmith only costed 200:- and the explosion when I turned on the tv didn't get that powerfull. Now I can get text-tv. ANd that new wallpaper finally got finished. Thats good!
It's nice to think positive, I thought positive and threw me in the bed so the legs on the bed folded. Otherwise you don't know what could have gone wrong today!
The end! o_o
A/N:Nice eh? Hehe ^-^
A/N:I own this 'story'!
When I woke up this morning I felt in a bad mood. But I was happy about that. That showed that I have feelings.
Then I took lotion instead of toothpaste on the toothbrush. Then I understood that even the greatest can make mistakes. I felt very happy for that instinct.
When I opened the fridge a milk carton fell out, broke and splashed milk on my pants and shoes. I told myself it was good for the pants and shoes. I was gonna change the pants anyway.
Meanwhile the coffee boiled over (dont ask...). That got me to remember that coffee on a empty stomach aint good for your health.
Just as I slammed the door shut I noticed I forgot the keys. That moment, that sadness I hummed and thought that I didn't have to break in after work.
That the new pants got stuck in the bicycle chain and that I drove right into the neighbours hedge didn't bother me at all. Lucky that it wasn't even expensive pants, I mumbled happy.
And that it was the neighbours hedge I added happily.
At work I brought the coffeecup to the desk and accidently spilled most of it on the script to the report. It could have been a three week work! I yelled out in the hall. Lucky it just was a 14 days work that got ruined! And I had thought of redo it anyway.
To lunch I took a rawfoodplate and bit off a tooth on a small stone. That tooth had always been a little crooked so I asked the dentist to pull it out. Better not have any crooked teeth, I though and felt very happy.
On the way home I was gonna take out some money at the bank, but my card disappeared in the cash dispenser and didn't come back out. Oh well, those money I probably just would have spent on worthless things, I philosophised and applied some relaxing technique.
The locksmith only costed 200:- and the explosion when I turned on the tv didn't get that powerfull. Now I can get text-tv. ANd that new wallpaper finally got finished. Thats good!
It's nice to think positive, I thought positive and threw me in the bed so the legs on the bed folded. Otherwise you don't know what could have gone wrong today!
The end! o_o
A/N:Nice eh? Hehe ^-^
