Once upon a time Sora, Donald and Goofy were flying along the preset track of the Gummi ship, when Sora noticed a tear in the space-time continuum.
"Awsome!" he yelled, "I was trying to get to Monstro but this is way cooler!"
Without warning the others or thinking of his actions, Sora flew the ship strait into the tear. There were a bunch of flashing lights, and then some doves flew around out of nowhere. One of them got caught in the engine and the ship spiraled down and crashed into a giant Snow-white platform in the middle of a dark abyss.
"What the hell?" said Sora, stepping on Goofy as he exited the Gummi ship.
There was a voice echoing from nowhere saying something about a long journey or some shize, but Sora wasn't paying attention. He took the opportunity of no witnesses to murder Donald and Goofy, stealing their valuables and then kicking their corpses off the ledge. Then he heard the voice say:
"Step forward!"
Sora pretended to step forward, then quickly jumped backwards yelling "PSYCHE!"
The voice was tricked and said "Well done!"
Sora laughed as three platforms rose from the ground. One held a sword, one a staff/wand thing, and the other held a sheild.
"Which power will you choose?" the voice said.
Sora went up to the sword and grabbed it. But his hand just went right through it. He then had to spend eight hours trying to jump onto to the platform because his jump button was so freakin hard to use. When he finally got up, the voice said something about the power of the Warrior, then "is this the power you choose?"
"Fuck yeah!" yelled Sora, then jumped down.
"Now what will you give up in return?" said the voice.
"Screw that!", yelled Sora, who ran and jumped on the platform with the staff.
The voice said: "the power of the mystic (or something), is this what you give up?"
"Yes" said Sora, but just before it disappeared he grabbed it as well as the sheild.
"Haha! Take that, voice!"
"The voice listed what he had chosen, but malfunctioned when it tried to say what he had given up. Then the entire world imploded and Sora found himself in none other than Agrabah.
"Hey Sora", said Aladdin.
"Hey Aladdin," said Sora, then stabbed him in the heart with the lamp he had in his hands and stole his wallet.
the end.