Disclaimer: I do not own the X-men or any of the random holidays that people have come up with.
It was another normal day at Bayville High.
"Alvers!"
"Oh come on, Summers. You'll turn some eyes with that look." Lance yelled as he ran away laughing.
A chocolate and feather covered Scott followed after, cussing all the way. As he turned a corner, he ran into Principal Kelly. Standing behind him were several visitors including the Superintendent.
"Well Kelly, this is one way to introduce National Collision Awareness month."
Kelly groaned.
Then they all flinched as they heard a bad reproduction of the Barney song coming over the speakers.
Scott blinked. "I know that voice…"
Toad high fived Fred as he continued to sing into the intercom. "I love you, you love me…."
Wanda glared at the speaker in her classroom. "I will injure whoever came up with Music In Our Schools month."
Meanwhile, Tabitha and Arcade cackled as Duncan ran screaming down the field followed by a jet propelled steamroller. "Gotta love National Athletic Training month. I've never seen him run so fast."
Elsewhere during the chaos, Kurt was walking down the hallway. As he passed the Home Economics class, he heard a bang followed by the sight of billowing smoke. When he opened the door, he saw sever students covered in various sauces. A teacher was speaking loudly to Kitty.
"I appreciate your desire to contribute examples to Poison Prevention Awareness month, really. But this is not Show and Explode!"
One of the cheerleaders sporting a black eye from a flying muffin spoke up dazedly. "Isn't it also Workplace Eye Health and Safety Month?"