A/N- I don't own these characters, no matter how many times I may wish I did. I am no Stephenie Meyer.

EPOV

I could hear Alice and Jasper's thoughts as they shared some "alone time" in their room. It disgusted me. Usually I would leave the house and go somewhere that people weren't enjoying some special time, but I was listening to my music, perfectly content when their very nasty thoughts interrupted me.

Alice...oh Alice, I love you so much…

It was then that a thought occurred to me. I wanted them to stop. Alice couldn't tell what Jasper was thinking…but I could. Maybe, just maybe, I could pull this off. I walked out of my room and to their door.

"Jasper! Why are you thinking about Rosalie so much? Is something wrong with her?" I asked, knowing that they would both hear me. Alice's voice was like a blade, loud and very, very angry.

"JASPER! HOW COULD YOU! I...I…thought you loved me!"

I walked away before Jasper could respond. Confident that I'd ruined the moment, I turned the volume back up on my stereo. Mission accomplished. Jasper was pounding on my door before I could immerse myself in my music. I turned it up, but it didn't stop him from storming in.

"EDWARD!"

"Yes?"

"Why the HELL did you do that? You could have cost me my entire relationship with Alice!"

"Oh, don't be so rash, I didn't do anything that you didn't ask for," I replied, knowing that Alice could hear the conversation and that I didn't want their spark to be rekindled.

"I didn't ask for you to LIE about my thoughts!" Jasper bellowed back.

"Jasper, could you relax? I don't want you to frighten everyone within a ten mile radius of the house. And me? Lie? I think you need to get your head on straight," I said calmly and with a sly grin on my face.

"Edward! Tell Alice that you were lying! I was NOT thinking about ROSALIE!" Jasper was seething. Just then Rosalie appeared at my door, right behind Jasper.

"Why weren't you thinking about me? Oooo, did I make Alice jealous?" she asked, chuckling.

"NO!" Alice yelled from her room. I laughed inwardly at the soap opera I'd created.

Rosalie pouted, made a hmph sound and made her way to her and Emmett's room.

One week later

"Alice, you've got to talk to Jasper sometime, he's dying without you," I pleaded.

"Not until he apologizes for thinking about Rosalie at such a bad time," she said, her voice heavy with anger.

I sighed. I couldn't let them go on like this. At this rate, they'd never be happy with each other again. "Alice…" I started.

"What?" she asked, still sounding angry.

"Uh, Jasper wasn't thinking about Rosalie…I just wanted some time to listen to my music without being interrupted by your…strange thoughts," I explained, bracing myself for an attack.

Instead, Alice was quiet. After I looked up at her face, I could almost feel the fury coming off of her. She was taking deep breaths. She slowly got up from her spot and walked over to me, her face mere inches from mine. "Edward. You've got a three second head start before I go find Jasper. If you don't want to hear those thoughts, don't come back for a long time," she hissed.

I started to get up from my seat, but she stopped me when I got to the door. "Edward?"

"Yeah?"

"You will pay for this," she growled, voice full of malice.

A/N- This story goes along with Bella's Thoughts. If you read it and want to see how Alice gets her payback, read it. Reviews are more than welcome :D