Ok everyone , I have been dropped from both my betas due to their own busy life this fall and haven't found anyone that will take long projects .
Of course if your willing to take my projects on let me know and I'll be happy to work it out with you.
So please be patient on the errors once I get a beta I'll repost it without the errors.
This is a SasuNaru , mpreg and its going to be small but none the less a complete story.
Warning: boy on boy , lemon , Sakura bashing , cussing and many more things so please your warned.
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto or nothing related to it.
This story is influenced and inspired by JabbaWockyBaby from both of her stories Baby No Jutsu and I love my Baby.
This story is dedicated to her , thank you for your kindness and willingness to share the plot with me.
Well on with the show and remember this is all in good sport.
This are thoughts.
'this' is talking.
Chapter one.
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A sunny day in Konoha , everyone outside enjoying the warm summer day . At the distance the sound of birds could be heard and a faint yell that got louder by the minute.
Glancing to the end of the village anyone who was from this town is aware of where the shouts were coming from and directed to .
Shouts from the current Hokage Tsunade direct to one blond shinobi of the name of Uzumaki Naruto.
The reason; who knows the blond man gets yelled at everyday if in the village, and if gone in a mission the town runs smoothly . But that doesn't mean that the town is better with out him, many even state matter of fact that it wouldn't be Konoha without the bubbly blond .
But that 's another story for a later time now were wondering why the shinobi is getting yelled at.
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A blonde woman standing behind the great mahogany desk, her fist at her side trying to control the rage currently growing by the minute. Looking straight into sky blue eyes that gave a hint of innocence even in the dirty shinobi world.
'Tell me again why, in all that is reasonable you did that Naruto' the hokage pleaded trying to get a serious reason for once.
If I tell her the answer she's going to murder me the blond thought measuring his options.
'Well, it was all so sudden I..' but the blond couldn't for the life of him find a good excuse fast enough.
'You what ? What Naruto ? What in the world would make you think that doing that was ok ?' the hokage continue probing, she was even willing to say that the man in front of her acted like a child most of the time.
She's going to kill me might as well tell her the truth Naruto decided to get over with the impending damnation that was coming , he new what he did was wrong but it felt so good that he wouldn't regret it.
'he pissed me off , that's right he was getting on my nerves' the blond shouted with defiance clear in his eyes that shone with the pride on what he had done.
That was it , this was the breaking point of the Hokage. She loved the kid more than anything in the world but the paperwork that will have to be done in order to cover this mistake was too much.
'WHATTTTTT?, IS THAT YOUR ANSWER ?' Tsunade yelled from the top of her lungs grabbing the edges of the desk and launching it to her target, the mop of blond hair.
'baa-chan your over reacting the man is fine , he was changed back to normal. What's the big deal he doesn't remember nothing ?' Naruto asked incredulity marring his voice, while dodging all the empty bottles of sake and the furniture.
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Out side the Hokage tower , walking quietly but with quick steps a raven hair man with his hands shoved in his pockets heard the crashing of furniture and decided to speed things up.
If I leave the dobe alone , he'll make it worst with the hokage Sasuke thought while trying to make it in time to save his blond friend.
I better run if not I won't make it and with that the raven man started sprinting to his destination.
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'You know what instead of acting like a Hokage your acting like a baby baa-chan , it's not a big deal. I won't do it again ok?, so stop fussing about it. ' the blond pleaded, but that statement only made the Hokage more mad than what she already was.
A baby me a baby , he's the one acting like one and that thought brought her to a Jutsu that she was studying and needed a test subject for , he's asking for it . and with quick hand signs that Naruto couldn't recognize started backing away form the smirking Tsunade.
'this is for your punishment gaki , next time act like an adult' and before sending the last of the seals the door burst open hitting Naruto right on the face and falling to the floor unconscious .
In front of the ordeal Tsunade, not able to stop the Jutsu and hit the new comer right on full force, due to her panic. Her chakra had flair sending more than necessary for the jutsu.
A scream of pain , a yell of no and a loud thud was heard out into the village, but no one worried. They new that Naruto and the Hokage were at it, little did everyone know that it was no were near correct.
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Naruto's head hurt a lot , and his face felt like he had been slapped . Trying to fall back to sleep but unable due to a loud wailing sound .
'hmm , 5 more minutes ' the blond murmured trying to shut the loud noise with his hand and unable to .
'Naruto wake up' the worried voice of Tsunade made to Naruto's ears.
'Baa-chan what are you doing in my house' the blond voiced, while rubbing his eyes and trying to sit down noticing that he was in fact not in his house but at the hokage office.
'what happen? What am I doing here ?' Naruto scanned the room and then everything came back to him like a ton of bricks.
'old hag you were trying to hit me with a jutsu didn't you ? What was it?' the blond yelled pointing a finger to the distraught woman.
Naruto noticing how the Hokage had a scowl in her face and her lips were forming a thin line to show her displeasure of all of it.
Deciding to calm down and see what was wrong he stood up and rubbed his damaged head.
'what happen ?' Naruto asked in a serious voice getting the attention in the room.
'You pissed me off , that's what happen and now were in this mess together you understand?' the woman scolded trying to lessen her guilt.
Naruto getting tired of the wailing decided to voice his displeasure and shut the noise up looking around and then on the floor he notice a baby sitting on the floor on top of a bunch of clothes.
'what's this hag?' Naruto questioned with a raise eyebrow mimicking an Uchiha and doing a good job at it, pointing a finger to the little bundle of joy.
'that is the result of our problem' the woman stated.
'what do you mean result , explain and fast and how do you get it to stop?' the blond asked walking and kneeling next to the baby starting to poke him on the belly softly getting a giggle in return and for the infant to finally look up at Naruto and stop the wailing.
'I don't know, your doing a better job then me. He hasn't stop crying since a while ' Tsunade was tired and wanted sake but she had to resolve this issue before everyone found out .
If the old coots of the council find out about this were all dead the woman dreaded, walking to the ruin desk and taking our a broken cup and half empty bottle of sake.
Kind of cute looks like the teme , he 'he' that will be funny calling that bastard cute Naruto mused while poking the baby and noticing the small stretched arms asking silently to be picked up.
'baa-chan I think he wants to be carried' the blond pointed to the little arms while looking up to see the woman downing a cup of warm sake.
'Don't look at me. I don't know anything about kids, you do it.' Naruto, not seeing another option and knowing that the woman in front of her while in battle could be the best aid; in woman related stuff she was useless.
'you want up little baby?' Naruto question with a gentle smile. In his world, affection and body contact was not something that they often offer the blond. So he would accepted with out question.
Glancing at the baby while Naruto picked him up , Tsunade notice how the baby nodded his little head. he understands interesting, well at least I'll get info on the jutsu. the medic part of the woman kicked in.
'what's his name baa-chan ? And what happen?' the blond questioned going to sit back on the couch were he had been sleeping.
'well , that is a result of a new jutsu that I found . I have been wanting a test subject and you called me a baby so I was going to try it on you. ' the woman paused to take another cup of sake.
'then, the door burst open and knocked you out of the way and I was unable to stop the jutsu and it hit the person that came in' the blonde woman ended with a renewed grimace on her face wanting the sake more.
Ok that's reasonable, wait did she said that she was going to try it on me.
'whattttt? You were going to turn me into a baby' the blond wailed making the small baby cuddle closer to his chest and whimpering at the sound.
'sh shss baby, I'm sorry I didn't mean to, this old hag is just pissing me off ' Naruto cooed getting a small sigh in return.
'the jutsu was suppose to only last for a couple of hours and reverse back like a henge . But when the door open I panicked and my chakra increased so I don't know how long is going to last , a week or a month I don't know .' the stressed woman rubbed her temples wanting for the head ache to go away.
'ok then we just have to get someone to watch it as a mission, and once it reverse back we will be fine' Naruto offer as solution.
'that's all fine and dandy but the person turned is important and if the council finds out we will be dead, you hear me Naruto dead.' the woman whispered looking around paranoid thinking that even the walls were against her.
'well who's this little cutie anyway?' the blond asked nuzzling the head of the baby with his face, smelling the sweet smell of strawberry that reminded him of Sasuke.
I need to get a medical check, I think all the hit's to my head are causing problems. I keep thinking of the teme lately.
'now Naruto don't freak out ok but that's Sasuke Uchiha' Tsunade warily voiced waiting for a reaction.
The results were instant. Naruto glanced at the baby, then at the oversize shirt he was wearing , then at the pile of clothes, and finally back to the baby . Who he swore smirked at the face of dreaded understanding and shock.
'whatttt? , no it can't be, baa-chan tell me you didn't turned the bastard into a baby , the council is going to kill you' the blond pointed while the baby was still in his arms trying to nuzzle back into the warm chest .
'kill me? , ME? you have to be joking . There going to slaughter us both together, I'm not going down alone. And your mission is to watch over that. ' pointing at the small baby' while in that form , once back to normal you can move back to your place, for now move to the Uchiha's place' stated matter of fact and a glare daring the blond to rebuttal.
'what?, why do I have to move to his place?, in fact why do I have to watch him? . You watch him or Shizune nee-chan can watch him . Sakura can do the job also' the blond stated, but heard a whimper from the baby while Sakura's name was voiced.
Always a teme even as a baby. the blond thought and inwardly snickered at the bastards antics.
'If we get Sakura she will kill you ,and then once Sasuke is back to normal he will definitely kill you for allowing it. Shizune will rat on us immediately without remorse. And before you even think of Kakashi he will just read icha icha to him that will make the Uchiha worst than he is. It can only be you , I'll give you pay for a A-class mission that will sustain you' the woman order knowing that the blond shinobi wouldn't disagree.
'aggghh , fine old hag but I don't know how to watch over a baby.' what if I kill him, noo. I can't do that, but seeing the teme so peaceful and different is kind of nice . Not fleeting away from my touch. unconsciously Naruto tighten his hold on the baby and nuzzle his neck .
'here's a book on babies , and in this bag are clothes , formula , diapers and other stuff you will need like food , it will be ok for a couple of days, but you will have to buy more.' handling a diaper bag to Naruto , she had gone and gotten the stuff after making her plan.
No way in hell I'm watching over a baby, less that brooding Uchiha , once he changes back he will kill me anyways for doing this to him might as well have the gaki watch him . He's the only one he's comfortable with.
'Ok well, we can't tell no one . You got it?, no one and I'll go see you once a day to see the changes or come over to the office. Make sure no one notices you and also keep an eye on the effects of the jutsu , can't waste the opportunity to know the effects' the Hokage mused the last part out loud without a care of the repercussions.
Naruto noticed how the carelessness of the hag, prick his heart knowing it was Sasuke she was talking about.
'what if something happens to him and he can't change hag , this is Sasuke a teammate, a friend you need to care a little more ' the blond scolded the elder blonde.
'fine fine gaki, just get going and make sure no one sees you. I'll see you tomorrow morning and don't forget the Uchiha's clothes his keys are there' and with that Naruto grabbed the bag, the baby and the clothes and disappeared in a poof of smoke.
Leaving a more stressed and guilt ridden woman.
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Naruto not wanting anyone to see the little bundle decided to go through roof tops at the speed of light , only able to see a yellow and orange blur.
Once inside the mansion , setting the stuff he was caring down and placing the baby on the sofa sat down next to him and a sigh of tiredness was released from peach plump lips. Said owner of lips didn't notice the smirk that was placed on the raven baby.
Ha, finally at home and with the dobe in my house no less, but now what do I do?, stupid hokage for turning me into a baby . But I get to be hold by Naruto that's a plus.
The raven hair shinobi was still himself in mind only the body changed so he was able to listen to the whole conversation in the office .
though it hurt my pride to have to cry and whimper, but the dobe wanted Sakura! for god sakes to take care of me, no way I would have gone with that bitch .
He was tired still only wearing a long undershirt and starting to get hungry , hearing the tired and exasperated sigh looked up to see the blond also looking sleepy and worst for wear.
Unconsciously smirking and starting to cry to get the attention of the blond in front of him looked up with watery eyes and getting the correct reaction patted himself mentally.
Good the dobe understands me.
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In his own world of misery. The blond thinking what Sasuke was going to say or do when he found out that he was in his house and taking care of him as a baby none the less, because of his fault was making his guilt trip go sky high, wanting the depressing thoughts to go away heard the loud cry and turned to notice a tired looking baby with watery eyes and his mind lost all thoughts than how cute the little Sasuke looked .
Picking the bundle up 'Sasuke are you hungry , sleepy ?' the blond notice now how the baby nodded his head and stopped crying.
'great but ' glancing at each other noticed how both of them were dirty and needed a shower , deciding to do it after the meal. 'we need to eat first ok ?' and without waiting for a nod ,grabbing the bag and going into the kitchen with the baby started thinking of what to eat.
Thankfully Tsunade had placed baby food and ramen cups on the pack , getting a pot to boil water and grabbing the jar of baby food with a spoon placed the baby on the table and open the stuff . Luckily it was a fruit kind so he didn't think it would be difficult to feed the baby .
How wrong was the poor blond.
After eating his own cup fast and noticing that the baby had finished his formula grabbed the cup of mashed apples and scooped a little in a spoon.
'ok, Sasu open up! ' the blond politely asked wanting to get into the bath fast.
Is the dobe crazy the formula I drank but I'm not eating baby food no way. Get real.
Closing his lips tightly to prove the point that he was not eating , noticed the frown in the blond man.
Oh come on , you have to eat teme.
'come on, Sasu you have to eat' the raven still refused, and Naruto could've sworn that the baby was glaringly daring him to try something , exasperated an idea popped in Naruto's mind . Poking the baby on the belly getting a few giggles and finally seeing how the little mouth open , shoved the spoon and removed it leaving the food inside.
Sasuke was stunned did the dobe just trick me? , swallowing and seeing that the stuff was not half bad , I can't let the dobe win even if the stuff is edible, opening his mouth again and seeing the relieved faced of Naruto, waited till the spoon was near his reach , grabbing the stuff in his hand and throwing it to Naruto's face . priceless, the look in the dobe face , he never expected it.
Naruto was stunned at seeing the baby open his mouth thinking that he would eat the stuff , then before he could think of it he grabbed the mush and was on his face the next second.
'Sasu , bad baby come on if you eat everything we can take a bath and go sleep ok?' the blond coaxed , going for another spoon full of the stuff he missed the look of glee and the smirk on the pale baby.
See the dobe naked , it can't hurt my pride anymore than it already has , all for the good of getting the dobe.
Yes, the raven had reached an understanding a year ago. He wanted the blond, but his pride had hinder the progress . But now he could be close to Naruto also he had the feeling that Naruto liked him . I mean the man ran after him for 5 years and finally , he came back of course everyone though it was for the village but he new better he came back for the sunshine in this town.
Sasuke open his mouth and this time ate the stuff without complain, after finishing the stuff , and waiting for the dobe to finish cleaning the mess made .
I ate it, but it was fun smearing some on the dobe's face and having my finger sucked on to remove the stuff.
'well Sasu this was not too bad to eat. I wouldn't mind eating it, but enough of that lets get to the bath ok?' another nod of approval and grabbing the bag both headed for the upstairs.
'well Sasu I don't know where your bedroom is , and I don't want to open doors it will be rude for me to see the teme's stuff' Naruto talked to the baby like they were to different persons.
Sasuke wanting to speed things up raised his little hand and pointed to a door to the far right .
'ah is that it Sasu, your great little man!' and to thank the baby the blond hugged him and rubbed his small back in circles noticing how the baby enjoyed it.
Damn, the dobe has magic hands. I'm getting more sleepy.
Before he could fall asleep, he noticed the white walls of his restroom and noticed how the blond was sitting him on the toilet seat.
'ok Sasu , let me seat you here while I get the water ready' leaving the infant to himself (people you can't do that he's too small but naru doesn't know that and of course Sasuke still has more strength than a baby) and preparing the water ready.
After getting the bath ready Naruto started removing the baby's clothes and sitting him back.
'Sasu were both tired and if we'll take a shower together it will be faster ok?' and started removing his own clothes.
Sasuke was in heaven, or in his craziest dreams . Naruto removed his jonin vest, than his shirt letting the raven see ripped muscles and supple tan skin , once the shirt was removed the perk pink small nipples were visible and gave the raven fantasies a new meaning.
Unbuttoning his jonin issued pants and pushing both the pants and the boxers down at the same time , gave Sasuke a look at the tan and surprisingly hairless legs . Natural blond uh! But not even in Sasuke's dream was he able to stop the drool to come out of his small mouth at the sight of supple plump round twin globes that looked firm and soft to the touch.
I'm in heaven, I just want to fuck that ass to my bed. but looking down he remember that he was still a baby. damn that old hag she's going to pay for this.
Naruto unaware of the baby lustful eyes turned back to face the little Uchiha ,
'ok Sasu, lets go in ' grabbing the baby and holding him tightly to his chest while slipping inside the warm water.
Gently rubbing the baby with a wash cloth latter with soap and getting the little angel clean. ' ne, Sasu do you like the bath?' the only thing the baby did was nod .
How can I not like it when the dobe is dripping wet and looking so delicious right now?.
Getting himself clean and then finishing with the baby's hair , they rinsed off the remaining soap and hugging the little bundle, they relaxed .
Noticing after a couple of minutes how the baby was ready to sleep , he unplugged the water cork and let the water leave the tub. Getting up and wrapping the baby in a white fluffy towel .
'damn teme, has the Uchiha symbol even on the towels possessive bastard' the blond mumble to himself but a certain chibbi bastard was still able to ear.
Yeah dobe and if I have a say in it you will have that symbol soon enough.
Noticing for the first time that he didn't bring any clothes he looked at the baby in the middle of the bed wrapped in the towel and asked like the child could reply.
'ne, Sasu do you think you would mind lending me a shirt and boxers. I forgot to bring clothes, of course this would be embarrassing if it was the older you but; I don't have a choice' the blond walked to the dresser and took out a pair of black silk boxers and a white shirt noticing how they too had the emblem.
Hmm Naruto you look good in my clothes. the baby though checking the still damp blond hair , and the supple skin showing on the uncovered places. Also noticing how the Uchiha symbol looked good on the bubbly blond.
Unaware of the baby's thoughts Naruto grabbed a diaper and the little pj's that were on the bag and started changing the baby.
He had made a clone and made him read the book when he got here and once the book was done he poofed and the information was with him now . Carefully combing the fine silky raven strands and drying them .
Both tired and wanting to sleep mumbling ' Sasu I guess you'll sleep with me tonight , I'll get you a crib or something tomorrow' and removing the blankets both shinobi's , Naruto hugging the baby and Sasuke grabbing the white shirt with his little fists fell into a deep slumber.
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The next morning , Sasuke woke up feeling warmer than usual and looking to the side he noticed how he's bed seemed bigger and that he was on top of something moving. Trying to move slowly but unable due to a tight hold on his middle he looked down and his eyes widen comically at the sleeping face of Naruto with the rays of sun hitting his face making him look angelic.
Thinking about it. He remember yesterday; how he rushed to the Hokage office , how he was hit with the jutsu, and Naruto bringing him home . Then he's perverted mind went to the gutter remembering how he saw the blond naked and how he was laying on top of him .
Wanting to feel the warmth of those delicious lips but knowing that as a baby he couldn't do it , slowly raised a hand and seeing it still freak him out a little but damn it Uchiha's don't freak out , placed it on the blonds lips and took notice on how soft they were . But the dobe needed to wake up, sadly he needed a diaper change and he was hungry . Smirking at the thought he raised his little hand and slapped it down on the blonds' cheek seeing baby blue eyes open and looked at the small chibbi face unable to ignore the smirk that the thin soft pink lips made.
'nggh , Sasu what did you do that for? ' Naruto removed a hand from the small child back and rubbed his eyes clearing the sleep from them.
' are you hungry ? Do you need a change of diaper?' the blond asked like questioning an adult.
The face of the baby said it all .
'ok ok, I'm up lets get you change then I'll get some of the teme's clothes and we can have breakfast ok .' getting out of bed and leaving the child to sit in the middle while grabbing some jonin pants and a dark blue t shirt not bothering to remove the current clothes. 'After wards will go to my apartment and then shopping but it's going to be hard with you and I together, so I have thought of something well see what happens ne?.' Changing little Sasu and walking to the kitchen with the chibbi in arms continue to explain 'Also we have to take you to see the hag to check you up ' then softly trying the baby not to hear him ' Sasuke will kill me if anything happen to him ' .
Sitting the bundle on the chair and getting the bottle to his hand for the baby to drink while the blond fixed his ramen glancing at the raven spoke again ' ne sasu do you like eggs?' the baby looked up from his own thoughts and nodded with the bottle in tow.
' Great , the old jiji used to do this for Konohamaru when he was little like you maybe you will like it too.' and going into the fridge he grabbed two eggs and placed them in a pot of hot water. Once the eggs were some what cooked he removed them from the hot water and into a small bowl , breaking the top and scooping with a small spoon all the inside . The eggs looked mushy and he continue to smash them and add salt.
Once done he inhale his ramen and walked to remove the now empty bottle from the chibbi and placed the now found bib from the bag , as to avoid the little one to get dirty.
'Now Sasu tell me if you don't like it ok? and we can go with last night meal again, but I know the teme don't like sweet stuff and the apple sauce is ' gently scooping some of the egg into the spoon and placing it in the awaiting open mouth . Nervous waiting for the infant to finish swallowing.
Damn dobe this is good . I want more.
Seeing how the chibbi open his mouth to eat more a beautiful smile grace Naruto's face content at making something that the baby would eat. The rest of the meal went by with a chibbi eagerly eating the meal and a happy blond .
After cleaning the kitchen and cleaning sasu's face , both of them sat on the white couch on the Uchiha's living room.
'Here's the deal Sasu, if they see me with you some people are smart enough to piece it together. So I'm going to henge into a girl and place a cap on your hair so they won't notice the dark hair, that will buy us time to get to shopping but to get to the hag's office we would have to teleport. ' the blond waited for the chibbi to nod, getting used to a smart baby, well to be fair this was the first baby Naruto had encounter so he didn't know better.
With a small nod the blond placed a small baseball cap that was on the bag and poofed away. To poof back outside the window of the Hokage's office, seeing through the window. Noticing that the hag was asleep , the room now clean but the window was closed . Knocking till the Hokage woke up a piece of paper stuck to her face, and swirling on her chair to see the two problems in her recent life.
Opening the window and letting them in quickly to avoid any on lookers.
'Morning ba-chan , did you figure something to get the teme back?' the blond questioned getting the small cap off the baby's head and sitting in front of the desk.
Tsunade noticed how familiar Naruto was at taking care of children, knowing he would be a great father. But now was not the time to feel nostalgic. Also noticing the glare of the small Uchiha she decided to test the jutsu .
But I can't do it with Naruto here. I'll have to send him out for a little while .
'No brat, I haven't. I need to make a few test on the Uchiha , in the mean time go get me some aspirin. Oh, and leave the little one here ok?' glaring at the baby to make sure the demon wouldn't cry and get her drift.
Ha , the hag figured I can understand them , fine I won't make a scene . the raven smirked letting the woman know.
Looking down at the baby, Naruto felt uncountable leaving him with the menacing woman.
' Sasu , you'll be fine. She won't do anything to hurt you ok ?' a small nod was his answer, placing a blanket on the chair and then the chibbi down.
He walked to the door, a last glance to the raven an a glare to the woman. A promise of pain if anything happen.
He also needed to sort out his own thoughts.
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