Punctuation Problems
Harry P. & Severus S.
Summary: What happens when the great J.K. Rowling (not me, of course) has problems with punctuation? MADNESS! No slash. It's a very silly thing that I've had on my mind for a while, and I needed to get it out. Enjoy!
Chapter One: Harry, Snape
It was his second day in potions, and Harry had no idea how much his life was about to change. Well, maybe he had a bit of an idea. One, he was late, which meant at least 5 points from Gryffindor, and two, Snape hated him. Harry still wasn't sure why, but at the moment, Harry wasn't interested. He needed to find the Dungeons! Three minutes later, Harry skidded into Potions Class.
"You're late, Potter." Sneered the greasy haired- but amazingly awesome and hot- potions master.
"Sorry, sir, but the purgeroot threw up on me in Herbology and..." Harry tried to excuse himself.
"That's 10 points from Gryffindor for your lateness, Potter." Snape interrupted.
"But sir, that's not fair!" Harry cried before he could stop himself. He saw Ron's eyes widen from behind Snape, and knew that he was in for it.
"Detention Potter, for your cheek. Meet me after class."
"Can't be worse than anything that the Dursley's made me do." Harry thought miserably as he sat next to Ron.
"Cheer up, mate. Fred and George say that he's not completely evil." Ron tried to make Harry's situation seem better.
"Potter! Weasley! Pay attention!" barked Snape from the front of the class, and they started on the notes.
Okay, so his life didn't change a LOT, but it was his first detention- and only the second day! James would've been proud. Lily, not so much, but...