Is Love That Strange?

Hey!!! It's my first Ryuki fic posted!!! I have more but for now let's just keep it like this:

I have fics, I need to finish one first then do the others. Does that make sense? Good.

Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon (WOULD I BE WRITING FICS!!!!!!)

Rika: She scares me shudders

Ryo: Yeah a lot man!!

Rika: I am not a man!!!!

Kazu: You will refer to the author as , Evie, The Ghetto Penguin, or The Ghetto Chicken. Got that?

Evie: Yeah but I prefer, Evie.

Takato, Jeri, Henry, Suzie, and Kenta: ON WITH THE STORY ALREADY!!!!

Evie: OK!!!!!!!

Chapter One: Inhuman and Rice.

            Rika walked home alone on a beautiful day lost in thought..

"Why am I like the way I am?" she asked herself, "Yeah I'm Digimon Queen, the only person that has no feelings, but I do, people misjudge people a lot," she almost started to cry, "They always say 'Oh she's the Ice Queen anything you say about her she'll be on you just like that. It's like she's unhuman!' Is that what they think I am? Inhuman?!!" she literally cried and ran as fast as she could into the park, she sat in front of a tree and cried. She never cried like this before, only when her father had left her.

~Ryo~

Ryo was walking home down the street coming back from who knows what, mindin' his own friggin' biz., when heard crying.

"Crying, hmmmm, I wonder who it is," he said and walked into the park, and he saw Rika on the tree. "Rika? You o.k.?

"What Ryo? Are you here to say 'Rika wow you're crying well that proves you are human'?"

"What?" he asked totally lost and astonished. After realizing what she had said she screamed out,

"Oh My God!!! I'm so sorry for what I said, I said that because I feel everyone hates me, I should go now," she gets up to leave when Ryo grabs her arm.

"I don't hate you Wildcat."

"Yo- you don't?"

"No! No way, I can never hate you it's totally the opposite."

"What do you mean by that, you're just saying that."

"No way I just said it no!"

"So you sniffle (Evie: Sniffle's a funny word!) like me?"

"Well yeah of course-I gotta go!" Whoosh he was gone.

"Ummm….ok., why was he like that? I really wanted him to put his arm around me sniffle." (HAHAAHAH LALALA!!!!!)

~Ryo running~

'Why did I do that!? I'm sooo stupid!! Argh!!! I was soo close!! I'm The Digimon King and I'm wimp!!!' "OW!!!"

He hit a stinkin' tree!!! "Mommy my head hurts!" and he fainted.

"Yo Takato? What's Ryo doin' on da' ground?" asked Kazu that had popped out of nowhere.

"Oh wow there's a tree dude! He hit a FRIGGIN' TREE!!!!" said Takato.

"Should we leave him?"

"Sure!" So they walked away (there's so mean!!!) Here comes Rika walking where hit the tree and she saw him.

"Ryo! Dude what did you do to yourself?"

"Mommy I want more cookies please." He said with his eyes closed and put out his hands.

"Oh God Ryo!" she grabs his arms and drags him out of the park. "Man you're heavy. What do you eat!" she asked him and not getting a response. So Rika dragged him across the street and all the way home. She got to her house and dragged him into her room, thank goodness her mother and grandmother weren't home, they were out shopping and would come back late. "Ryo you drained half of my every boy and you know that's hard to do," she said to no one. "Better get to cooking."

~While cooking~

"OW!" Rika said, she had burnt her finger on the stinkin' pot (I love using these words!!). She turned on the cold water and felt it was burning hot! "Owwie!!!" (HaHa Rika saying owwie? lol) 'Who turned off the cold water? Renamon?"

"Yes Rika?"

"Could you please watch the stove for me while I go to the basement and turn the water back on?"

"As you wish." So Rika took the flashlight and went to the basement.

~20 min. Later~

Ryo walked downstairs, "Hey Renamon what's shakin'?"

"Have you ever heard of a word called vocabulary?"

"Yeah."

"Then use it," he was about to answer 'but I do' when Renamon said, "Correctly."

"Nope, hey where's Rika?"

"Downstairs trying to turn the cold water back on."

"Oh"

"But she's been down there for 25 min. , watch the stove I'm going to get her."

"I'll go get her Renamon you watch the stove," said Ryo slyly.

"No," she answered

'Yes."

"No."

"Yes"

"NO!"

"Can you cook?"

"Yes."

"Good I can't bye!" He runs off yet again. He opens the basement door to find Rika with a heating pipe in a hand fighting a digimon, Kimeramon, (Don't ask me how she's till alive doing that!)

"Hey!!" yelled Ryo "Leave her alone!!!"

"Ryo a little help here! Renamon!!"

"Yes Rika?" (Ever heard Renamon scream? Well no you will) Woah! Holy!!!" yelled Renamon because she almost got hit by an attack but she did get hit. "You EVIL little digimon!! You Almost Blew off my tail!!!!!"

(Ryo and Rika) blink blink

"DIE Diamond Storm!!!!!"

"I think I gave her too much Pepsi today," said Rika

"My job here is done," said Renamon.

"THE STOVE!!!!" yelled Rika and dashed back to the kitchen and the boiling water for the rice was overflowing. "No!" she yelled and threw it out the window and the really hot pot landed on some dude's head. Outside you hear a guy screaming his head of saying "AHHH!!!! THE PAIN THE BURN!!! THE POT ON MY HEAD I CANT SEE!!!!!"

"Um Rika are you ok?"

"Let's go order take out!" she totally ignored his comment and dragged him yet again out of the house.

"But you didn't answer my question!" he yelled being dragged, "And my head hurts!!" (lol he hit a tree)

"Come on!! And that's cause you hit a tree!!" she yelled "Look Burger King!!!"

"Oh!! OOOOHH O.K I'm gonna talk a Whopper and a cola."

"O.k I'm gonna take a Whopper Jr. and a pink lemonade." (mmmm my fav.!!) They got their food and sat down,

"So Rika what's with the sudden change in attitude towards me you used to hate me." Asked Ryo.

"Well it's what you said to me you- you made me feel like a somebody and none some girl that is just on T.V "

"Really?"

"Yeah my friends are the only ones who actually understand me."

"That's cause we all love you, we all have the friendship love Rika."

"You know I may not look like it but I do care for everyone in the world and they are important to me."

"Yeah very true."

"You know Ryo remind me to never go in my basement ever again, and if I do, I need a shot gun."

"HAH!!!!"

"HAHAHA!!!!!!"

"Rika can you meet me at the park tomorrow at 9:00pm?"

"O.K that's good that's cause I have something to say to you too tomorrow Ryo," she said very quietly almost to herself. They both left and went to their homes.

~Rika's House~

"Mom, Grandma! I'm home!" she called out

"In the living room dear!" called her mother back at her. 'The living room? Uh Oh screwed.' She thought. Rika went into the living room to find three people instead of two, Rumiko, her grandmother Seiko, and.

"Dad?" said Rika quietly. He stood up and said,

"Yes Rika, I'm here for you now."

"Here for me now?!" she said enraged, "1. You were never there for me since I was four. 2. You NEVER returned my calls or emails so I stopped and gave up hope and now you're saying You're HERE FOR ME?!!"

"Rika there's no need to yell," he said (ooh I would have smacked him right there! What nerve!) Her mother knew to stay out for a bit until it was her turn to teach this man a lesson.

"NO NEED FOR SCREAMING!!! YOU-" she was cut off because he had smacked in the face more like head and knocked her out.

"I said no yelling!" he screamed. That was it Rumiko's turn.

"Well Mister!!! It's my turn to play with you! First off don't you dare touch MY daughter you piece of crap! Second you come waltzing in here after 9 years of pain like it was nothing? Gasp Rika!" Rikas also had a few slashes on her head because of his sharp rings. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!" Rumiko yelled and chased him out of the house with a bat. Her father literally flew out of the house and landed face flat on his face in front of Ryo who was walking to Rika's house and heard all of the commotion. He was looking up at Ryo,

"What?" asked Ryo.

"Go away kid."

"Well if you'll excuse me I have to go." Ryo ran into Rika's house knowing something was wrong. "Ms. Nonaka, Rika, Seiko?"

"Ryo is that you dear?" asked Rumiko from Rika's room and sounded like she was crying. Ryo went upstairs and said,

"Ms. Nonaka what's the ma- Rika!!" he ran up to her and said, "What happened to her?" her mother was too hysterical to explain the story seeing her daughter unconscious, so Seiko had explained it to Ryo. Ryo got so pissed off he went back outside and said to Rika's father who was getting up and dusting himself off, Ryo tapped his shoulder and POW!!!! Ryo had punched him in the face, and spat out,

"Stay away from Rika." And he walked back inside.

Mr. Nonaka had recovered and said,

'That boy must be Rika's boyfriend, he better not touch Rika, I will get you Rika don't worry about it."

Evie: Did you like it?

Rika: My dad is so mean!!!

Ryo: You made him hurt Rika. I'm gonna hurt you!!

Evie: Ohhh no you won't!!

Ryo: Oh yes I will!

Takato, Jeri, Henry, Suzie, Kazu, Kenta, Rika, and Digimon: Oh no you won't!!

Evie: pulls out chainsaw HAHA!!!!

Ryo:  Holy!!!!

All: We told you

Ryo: I give.

Rika: Please review!!!!!!!!

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