Chapter 1

At an early age Levi realized that swimming was about the only non-shitty thing in the world. He believed water to be his friend and his female classmates shipped him with the school pool. However competition never really mattered to him it was always just Levi and swimming. Now Levi hardly swims anymore.

The teen sighs as he sinks deeper into his morning bath.

"Levi~" Eren's voice echoes throughout his house.

The door to Levi's bathroom creaks open as Eren steps inside.

"Hey Levi come on we're going to be late for school."

See if Levi thought the girls shipping him with the school pool was bad he only had to wait till middle school for them to switch the ship to Levi and Eren.

Levi sighs and climbs out his bathtub showing off his swimsuit clad body and many muscles, walking off to get changed. Five minutes later the pair head off to Iwatobi High School.

"So Levi I petted an abnormally tiny kitten this morning."

Eren excitedly tries to make conversation with his expressionless friend but fails miserably, and in no time at all they arrive at school.

The school bell rings as the pair sit down next to each other at the back of the room with Levi next to the window because cliches.

Sasha, the home room teacher, makes her way into the classroom greeting the class. The woman pulls out a boiled potato and begins the role.

"Is miss Ackerman Levi here today?" The teacher questions between bites.

"Umm ma'am Levi is a guy and his name doesn't even sound like a girl's name."

"Oh yes Eren you're right! I'm sorry this food stain made it a little hard to read so I was distracted." The woman sounds genuinely flustered behind her loud chewing.

After that the morning classes went smoothly and soon the lunch bell rings.

"So how did you enjoy home room with potato-sensei?"

Levi and Eren converse as Eren grabs their shared lunch and they travel to eat on the roof.

"Potato-sensei?" Levi looks skeptically at his friend.

"Yeah. She brought in a box of boiled potatoes the first day and ate them all in class. So someone called her potato-sensei, and so far it's stuck."

The pair climb the stairs to the roof and eat. Levi's lunch of course contains mackerel and tea.

As they eat Eren stares suspiciously at a girl across the roof with a messy ponytail and glasses. She seems familiar to him but he can't figure out why. He stops when he realizes the girl is squirming under his gaze.

Finally Levi finishes his last sip of tea and the duo make their way across the roof and down the stairs. Suddenly a familiar voice cuts through the air.

"Suicidal Bastard, Heichou"

Eren and Levi look at each other.

"Suicidal Bastard?" Eren ponders the name.

"Heichou" Levi mutters.

A lightbulb illuminates. The duo gasp looking up at each other surprised and down the stairs in recognition. They both say in unison "Oh my gosh it's ..."

A/N: Ooohhh who is it who is it. If anyone can guess the "Nagisa" of the story I'll post another chapter tonight (to be honest I'll probably post one anyway but hey you can have bragging rights whoooo.) Please review and check out my other story if you like. :3