First of all I am not exactly... gifted in writing jokes or humorous stories. But I'd like to give it a shot.
Each chapter will be a different story in a different setting and will be unrelated to any other chapter.
This particular story starts after a mission has almost ended. Kim and Ron are only friends, and you will see that Kim is somewhat... pissed off from Ron's goofy actions during that particular mission :P
"Hurry" Kim asked her best friend who was running next to her as a giant bolder was rolling after them
"How did that happen?"
"Yeh...that what happens when you go around pulling levers Ron" Kim complained
"I was turning the lights on KP"
"We're in a temple... they didn't do 'lights' four thousand years ago"
"Good point... well how was I supposed to know that pulling that lever might trigger a trap"
"Well I dunn- THE FIRST FIVE DID!" Kim yelled at him
"But... it was dar-" Ron stopped talking when he saw Kim giving him a death stare.
Kim and Ron finally reached the exit and jumped out. They looked behind them to see the bolder block the only entrance to the temple.
"That was close" Kim stood up and dusted her clothes
"Ah... thank you Ms. Possible, I hope my request didn't cause you too much trouble" An old Japanese man bowed to them
"No big..." Kim handed a golden tablet they had retrieved "... well almost..." she looked at Ron "...the temple is now... trap free... we made sure we activated all the traps before we left" Ron almost shrunk to Rufus's size
"Ah what a good thing to hear, my men can search the temple safely now..." The old man took the tablet and examined its beauty "... the Mystery tablet... it exists"
"Mystery tablet?" Ron and Kim asked in unison
"The Mystery tablet grants each pure hearted person one answer to one question of his choice..." the old man stopped talking when a limousine arrived ".. ah your ride has arrived... how can I reward you? this is a priceless artifact"
"Well I am kinda brok-"
"Ron"
"Sorry"
"Perhaps you would like to be the first ones to use this tablet?" The man offered it to them.
"I don't know... last time I came in contact with a mystical artifact... well let's just say I am not happy with one particular yearbook photo" Kim looked at Ron
Ron chuckled
"Oh it wasn't that bad KP... I mean we had fun"
"You were hanging around with the wrong monkey Ron" Kim snarled at him
"Monkey?" the confused old man asked
"Oh...right... sorry KP"
"Well I assure you Ms. Possible, no such thing will happen"
"I don't know..."
"I'll go first... I really want to know when they're gona fix Bueno Nacho in Go city"
"Ron.. are you sure? something might happen to yo.. really... you get any question answered and you ask that"
" I am all good..." Ron took the tablet "... does this thing come with a manual or something? I don't do ... whatever this is"
"Just hold it in your hands, close your eye and clear your mind..." the old man instructed "...once you reach your balance, think of your question and the answer will appear on the tablet"
"And I will understand the answer ...how?"
"You will see the answer in your mind"
"Come again"
"The tablet speaks English Ron" Kim intervened
"Ah" Ron closed his eyes and started humming.
"Humming is overkill Ron"
"Sorry KP"
After a minute he opened his eyes.
"Well?" Kim asked
"I don't think I was ab.. oh wait the tablet is glowing"
"huh?..." Kim asked looking at the tablet ".. no its not"
"KP I can se-"
"Only he who asked the question can see the answer" The old man explained
Ron's eyes widened as his question was slowly being answered
"WHAT THE HELL?"
"RON!" Kim yelled at him
"Is something wrong?" The concerned old man asked
Ron groaned, shoved the tablet into Kim's hands and headed for the limo
"Ron!..." Kim spoke angrily as she almost dropped the priceless tablet "...I am very sorry sir, Ron can be an a-.. an idiot sometimes... here's your tablet back"
"Nonsense my dear, please you still haven't asked your question yet"
Kim looked at the tablet and reluctantly accepted to use it. She cleared her mind and asked the question that had been on her mind for more than a year. Who will be her husband.
Kim slowly opened her eyes and saw the tablet glowing.
Wow this really works...ok let's see who it's gona be... I am sure I am gona end up being Mrs. Josh Mankey. Kim thought as she let out a girlish giggle, the man looked at her and raised an eyebrow.
Oh letters are forming... the second letter is 'O'... Kim almost jumped in her place..
An 'A' in the last name... Kim almost squealed
'BLE' appeared after the 'A'... wait that's not right.. my husband's last name ends with 'ABLE'?...I am not a fan of inbreeding.. relax Kim a lot of last names end with 'ABLE'
The remaining letters appeared in less than a second. Kim's eyes widened in disbelief when she saw the answer
RONALD STOPPABLE
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Kim yelled her lungs out and the poor old man fell on the ground with his hands pressing on his heart.
The End
R&R ^^